Douluo: My Wife is Bibi Dong

The lazy god looked at Liu Bei with eyes like water, as if he couldn't believe her, then he grabbed the pillow Liu Bei was holding and slapped him continuously.

Liu Bei was so frightened that he trembled all over, he got up hastily, and looked innocently at the loli girl in his eyes.

"Why did you hit me? I slept soundly." Liu Bei scratched his head, as if to express his inner dissatisfaction.

However, the God of Laziness glanced at Liu Bei casually, his eyes revealed some thought, and nodded slightly after a while: "You mean, the two of us sleep together, right?"

Yes.

Liu Bei pretended not to wake up, and said these words, as if he was going to continue lying down.

But just when Liu Bei was about to lie down on the bed, the bed that should have been there, somehow Liu Bei used some method to disappear out of thin air.

As the bed disappeared, Liu Bei, who was lying on the bed, also fell to the ground in response.

He let out a hey, and he, who was somewhat innocent, regained his energy in an instant.

"What are you doing, isn't it just that you can't sleep together? You can just say, I'm going to sleep on the sofa at worst! If I can't even sleep on the sofa, I can sleep in the aisle outside, right?"

The God of Laziness frowned, pursed his red lips lightly, looked at Liu Bei with beautiful eyes, and faced Liu Bei's somewhat complaining words, as if Liu Bei was not arguing with himself, but a woman who just got angry because she was woken up. child.

As her black eyebrows moved slightly, her ruddy mouth slightly turned up, and she muttered to Liu Bei: "Then you can't just sleep in a girl's bed? If you are sleepy, you can tell me directly, and I can help you arrange it." Is that enough?"

"Then you are not here, you two walked so simply that you didn't even want to turn your head back. I am not familiar with the place when I came here, and I don't even know how to get to Baihua Palace. What can you tell me to do?" ?”

Every word that Liu Bei said was so eloquent, it made the god of laziness feel deeply regretted.

The God of Laziness frowned slightly, and when Liu Bei was complaining, she suddenly moved and threw herself into Liu Bei's arms.

Being embraced by this sudden, a strange light flashed in Liu Bei's eyes, as if he hadn't thought that it was just a random thing that could make the lazy god have such a big reaction. .

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have left you here. I have already applied to the God's Domain Committee to move my palace to your Baihua Palace."

This

Liu Bei couldn't believe it, if this really made the God of Laziness move to his side, then the piece of world he just owned in God's Domain would disappear under his own eyesight observation.

"You seem to be disappointed? Are you unwilling to let me move to your side? If you don't want to, I can revoke the request to move to your Baihua Palace from the God's Domain Committee."

……

Looking at the sensible expression on the God of Laziness, from her face, Liu Bei could no longer see any dissatisfaction with her.

"No, you don't have to move your palace to my side. If you want, you can just move there and live with me."

not serious...

The God of Laziness gently pushed Liu Bei away, but was embraced by Liu Bei again.

Although the height of the lazy god only reaches Liu Bei's abdomen, but with such a cutest height difference, she was immediately hugged by Liu Bei.

Nestling in Liu Bei's arms, as the bed continued to appear, Liu Bei embraced the god of laziness and gradually fell asleep.

As for the faintly shining exquisite pagoda, a window, a woman wrapped in a nightgown, was quietly watching this scene happen.

In the early morning of the next day, after a night of nothing to say, following the god of laziness, Liu Bei asked Liu Bei to help her comb her hair accessories. This was the first time Liu Bei helped a girl tidy her hair.

"Your hair is all tangled together..."

Liu Bei said in embarrassment, looking at the hair that looked like a chicken coop, he was embarrassed on the spot.

"Isn't it because you insist on sleeping with someone in your arms?"

"If you don't sleep with someone in your arms, how could you have so much trouble? You're so mad... you shouldn't be soft-hearted! You should be allowed to sleep properly!"

The lazy spirit spoke angrily, and at this moment, an illusory cloud gradually appeared in the room.

As a girl wearing glasses stood there, looking at Liu Bei who was combing the hair of the God of Laziness, she was envious and envious of the God of Laziness!

"It seems that the relationship between the two of you is developing well? Let me guess, didn't you two sleep together last night?"

Ah this!

The God of Laziness heard the voice not far away, and she was so frightened that she got up immediately, but she didn't feel the God of Desire coming!

"Tsk tsk! Xi'er, Xi'er, it seems that you really like him... Otherwise, why wouldn't you feel me coming?"

The God of Desire hummed, as if expressing his dissatisfaction.

The God of Laziness quickly walked up to her, held her hands and pulled her to the mirror.

"Help me tidy up quickly... He is clumsy, and he still has to preside over the meeting today!"

The God of Laziness wants to cry but has no tears, she really wants to cry because of Liu Bei's clumsy behavior!

"Tsk tsk... It seems that you can hold the magic weapon, but you can't even hold a comb steadily... Get up!... Don't get in the way of this girl..."

There is no way, Liu Bei can only get out of the way, after all, the God of Desire is not something Liu Bei can provoke at will...

After a while, looking at the scene where the God of Desire was seriously helping the God of Laziness to straighten his hair, Liu Bei quietly leaned against the wall and watched silently.

Perhaps because he noticed Liu Bei's eyes, a blush appeared on the lazy god's pretty face, he picked up the small mirror on the side, and threw it towards Liu Bei!

"Can't you wait outside!"

……

Liu Bei scratched his head in embarrassment. Although the God of Laziness and the God of Desire are no better than those goddesses with mature charm, at least they each have their own advantages. This is not a joke.

As the saying goes, although the sparrow is small, it has all five internal organs, and it refers to a small and exquisite woman like the god of laziness and the god of desire.

A moment later, while Liu Bei was watching the surrounding scenery, a soft coughing sound from behind attracted Liu Bei's attention.

Looking at the God of Laziness in leg-length shorts and a light blue shirt, Liu Bei was truly amazed.

"What are you watching? Didn't you see enough last night??" But at this moment.The God of Desire who is like pouring cold water stands in front of the God of Laziness.

Looking at the God of Desire wearing glasses, he gave her a blank look. Liu Bei, who was about to turn around, had his palm held by someone from behind.

Chapter 166 Is This Woman Crazy?

Looking at the God of Laziness beside her, he noticed her warm smile. If it wasn't for the God of Desire watching silently behind him, Liu Bei might really suddenly hug her in his arms.

The God of Desire coughed softly pretending to be embarrassed, walked quickly to Liu Bei's side, and said to Liu Bei without raising his head: "Do you know? This third test is the final test that directly determines whether you can become a god." key test."

"If you can perform outstandingly in this third assessment, although you already have the strength to become a god, but if you can achieve a blockbuster again in this third assessment, then for those gods who have opinions on you, Maybe because of this third round of assessment, I will admire you."

The God of Desire reminded Liu Bei, but he just didn't tell him the content of the third assessment. Although Liu Bei didn't intend to find out, after all, for the current Liu Bei, even if he was greeted by a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, he would still choose Take it easy.

The God of Laziness remained silent throughout the entire process. This time, they did not choose to break through the cracks in space, but rushed towards the site of the assessment conference, talking and laughing.

Along the way, Liu Bei also finally learned why the God of Destruction had such a big opinion on him. It turned out that it was after Liu Bei appeared in this God's Domain.

Those goddesses who should have admired the God of Destruction all focused their attention on Liu Bei.

This is undoubtedly a torture for the God of Destruction with the old color batch physique.

What's more, the Baihua Palace, which had been coveted by the God of Destruction, was now taken away by Liu Bei. Naturally, the God of Destruction had very deep opinions on Liu Bei.

At the site of the assessment conference, the God of Laziness did not arrive in time, so the host of the third session was temporarily replaced by Lady Luck.

She carefully explained the content of the third round of assessment to those contestants before turning around and standing quietly aside.

As the contestants talked about their origins one by one, and even their goals and ideas after becoming gods, they received a lot of deafening applause.

In the VIP seat, a handsome young man was looking around at the auditorium. After confirming that there was no sign of Liu Bei, he was thinking about leaving with a puzzled face.

"Where are you going?" But just as Ye Gu was about to get up and leave, the woman with short blue hair sitting next to him suddenly opened her lips.

"I don't think I need to tell you what I want to do, right?" Ye Gu was somewhat dissatisfied with this woman's behavior, after all, he had the same status as this woman in God's Domain.

For Ye Gu, who has always been used to being free and unrestrained, it is of course a kind of torture that makes him feel headache.

"Do you need to get angry at me? Did you take the wrong medicine? Do I have any grudges against you? Don't you even ask me?"

The blue short-haired woman was a little emotional, and her reaction also attracted the attention of many people.

Those gods looked at this scene with somewhat complicated expressions, as if the behavior of the goddess with short blue hair was really unbelievable.

"strangeness…"

When this scene happened in the VIP seat, the goddess of kindness sitting in mid-air also made a surprised sound with some doubts.

"What's weird?..."

The goddess of life was a little puzzled, looking at the surprised goddess of kindness, it had been a long time since she had shown such a picture.

"Don't you realize that Liu Bei doesn't seem to be here?"

"By the way, even the God of Laziness and the God of Desire didn't seem to come? Could it be that Liu Bei kidnapped those two?"

……

The rest of the god kings heard that, except God Shura who couldn't see his expression clearly while wearing a mask, the expressions of the other two god kings could be described as ferocious.

One is because Liu Bei snatched everything that belonged to him, and the other is because Liu Bei's appearance snatched away the woman that should belong to him...

"Hahaha...Liu Bei, you are so funny!"

But at this moment, almost all eyes were attracted to the voice outside the gate.

Even the contestant who was giving a speech was slightly taken aback when he heard the pleasant laughter.

A moment later, as two loli girls in shirts and shorts appeared in the eyes of everyone, the voices of some spectators who were closer to the gate could almost be described as cheering.

Looking at the costumes that she had never seen before, the Goddess of Life frowned, and said with a frown, "Where did they get these costumes? Why have I never seen them before?"

"Is that what you said?"

Uh…

When the goddess of life was in doubt, the goddess of kindness sitting next to her suddenly reached out and patted her shoulder lightly.

Looking at the goddess of kindness in doubt, she noticed that the dress of the goddess of kindness was the same as that of the two goddesses, the god of laziness. She froze on the spot.

"Hehe, Xiao Chen really looks pretty dressed like this. Looking at the entire God Realm, I'm afraid only Xiao Chen looks the best in this kind of clothing, right?"

"That is, the woman I like looks good even if she doesn't wear it!"

咳…

God Shura coughed lightly, and looked at the young man with horns as if nothing had happened, as if telling him to shut up because he said something wrong.

The young man with horns who smiled mischievously knew that he had lost his composure, but he noticed that the goddess of kindness did not show any anger because of what he said.

He even felt for a moment that the relationship between him and the Goddess of Kindness...seemed to be a drama? ?

A moment later, with the three people entering the arena, Ye Gu's eyes were on Liu Bei who was wearing a suit.