I Really Don't Want to Be the Protagonist

Ren Xiaoqin's eyes are very beautiful, Shi Qinghai thinks they are like ice cubes in the Arctic ice for a while, and feel like the clear and clear sky in summer, it is very beautiful.

Just looking at each other simply makes the atmosphere start to be charming again.

"I can not sleep."

Shi Qinghai said honestly: "Can I hug you to sleep, don't worry, I will never mess around."

Ren Xiaoqin's eyes flickered, a slight smile rose from the corner of her mouth, and she whispered, "I will satisfy you with difficulty."

After finishing speaking, the girl took the initiative to lean forward and hid in Shi Qinghai's arms.

Just as Shi Qinghai couldn't sleep without Ren Xiaoqin in his arms, only Shi Qinghai's embrace can make him feel at ease.

"what"

Ren Xiaoqin groaned, and Liu Mei frowned slightly: "Raise your hand, it's pressing on my hair."

"okay."

With a simple and honest smile, Shi Qinghai put the old man under the quilt honestly.

You thought I accidentally overwhelmed your hair, but I did it on purpose!

Holding the girl's slender waist, Shi Qinghai closed his eyes and pretended to fall asleep. As expected, he didn't make unnecessary movements, and he seemed to be really asleep.

Ren Xiaoqin: "???"

The long eyelashes are like crescents in the sky. Ren Xiaoqin stared blankly at Shi Qinghai's flawless face. For a while, Shi Qinghai didn't do anything. Peace of mind.

Is this bastard really that honest?

Ren Xiaoqin murmured in her heart, she couldn't be sure for a while, but this stinky man was really asleep, she couldn't take the initiative to do something bad to Shi Qinghai.

right!It's good to simply sleep like this!

Ren Xiaoqin comforted herself so fiercely in her heart, and tried to sleep with her eyes closed, but the scene at this time was not a deserted island, she didn’t have to worry about the lack of food and water sources, she was curled up in the arms of the man she loved, poor Xiaoqin was real She wanted to fall asleep, but for some reason, she always felt that Shi Qinghai's hands on her waist were extremely hot, making her dizzy.

After a while, Ren Xiaoqin was so hot that she felt like a furnace.

It was at this time that Shi Qinghai's hands moved vaguely.

"Well"

The girl gave a low moan, just like the fairy music in the world.

"Wuhu"

This was a wonderful night, and it was also a happy night for Shi Qinghai.

Shi Qinghai and Ren Xiaoqin are studying together tonight, sometimes they do fill-in-the-blank questions, sometimes they do verbal calculations, but overall they do more fill-in-the-blank questions.

Tonight Shi Qinghai is traveling, crossing bridges and waters, climbing mountains, sometimes with gurgling streams, sometimes on secluded forest trails.

The first soldier to go in must have blood coming out of his head.Wozki Schodt.

"Woohoohoo!"

It's hard to sleep in Chang'an, the moonlight tonight is particularly ambiguous.

The next day, Shi Qinghai woke up from a deep sleep, and the first thing he saw was Ren Xiaoqin's fair face.

The girl's eyes were tightly closed, her face was a little flushed, her small mouth was slightly opened, and she leaned affectionately on Shi Qinghai's hand, like a wounded kitten, waiting for her master's favor.

If every day's life is so nourishing and plain, it can be considered a kind of happiness.

Having not had such a pleasant exercise for a long time, Shi Qinghai felt that the sun was particularly bright the next day.

It can be regarded as slowly transforming from the simple otaku in the past, Shi Qinghai felt that it was necessary for him to make a summary of the relationship between men and women for future generations to watch.

The summary here is not only about Acacia, but also the differences in dealing with problems in daily life.

First, it is usually written that after the male lead and the female lead have sex and get blood, the next day the female lead can’t close her legs, or her walking posture is weird, showing that the male lead is strong. In fact, this is the case It basically doesn't happen in the real world, and girls don't have such a big change at all.

Second, in order to prove the strength of the male protagonist in a certain aspect, Li often shows the male protagonist's number of times, which is often seven or nine times a night. This is also a group of eunuchs talking nonsense.

In real life, boys will go into sage mode after the first time, and usually end there, playing with their own phones, or lighting an after-the-fact cigarette.Couples who have just been dating are more interested in human anatomy, and boys may do it for the second time or even the third time.

But that's it, the boys after three times are basically mature rice fields.

If you don’t know what a mature rice field looks like, you can use Baidu.

Like those authors who describe something seven times and nine times a night, Shi Qinghai knew at a glance that the author must be a young person who doesn't understand anything and will only think about it.

Third, when learning to fill in the blanks, it is not that the longer the study time, the higher the comfort level of boys and girls are not clear.Under normal circumstances, the study time for filling in the blanks is about ten minutes. This is a time with a high probability based on the statistics of friends around Shi Qinghai. There may be more people than this time.

The happiest time for boys to study is usually the first [-] minutes. For those with a strong physique like Shi Qinghai, it takes half an hour for those who have trained well. This kind of feeling is the most comfortable.If the time continues to extend, it is not enjoying the fun of learning, but plowing the field like a tired cow, which will gradually become torture.

Of course, as long as he wants to, or intentionally bullies others, Shi Qinghai, who is highly educated, can study for half a day.

The above are some common basic knowledge, please take notes.

Next, it is about the differences in the daily life of boys and girls.

799. Strange power and chaos

First, when chatting, men are more inclined to solve problems, and women are more inclined to share feelings.

Second, "drink more hot water" is always a wrong answer in the eyes of girls. When a woman confides to you, what she hopes to hear is not what you teach her to do, but emotional empathy.