I Really Don't Want to Be the Protagonist

Once in a while is okay, but not all the time.

"We smoke to smoke, forming an indirect kiss like this, which has a more ambiguous feeling."

Xia Yuyan had a cigarette in her mouth and was about to light it with a lighter when Shi Qinghai at the side suggested it.

"Well, okay!"

Seemingly thinking that this was quite amusing, Xia Yuyan suddenly had a smile on her tired face, she approached Shi Qinghai like a cat, and then the two smoked cigarette butts against each other and took a breath.

It has to be said that when Xia Yuyan was actually taken down and the intimate distance between the two was negative, it seemed that she suddenly lost a lot of the temperament of a tigress before, and instead had a lot of mature femininity.

It's a paradoxical thing.

Just like that, the cigarette in Xia Yuyan's mouth was lit.

"hiss"

Perhaps it was because she hadn't smoked for a long time, but when too much smoke entered her throat in one breath, Xia Yuyan choked instead and coughed for a long time.

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"Hey, I have a question for you."

Because there was no ashtray beside the bed, Xia Yuyan simply tore her clothes in half, gave half to Shi Qinghai and half to herself.

Shi Qinghai's heart skipped a beat, a woman would say something like this suddenly when she has nothing to do, it's probably nothing good.

"You say it."

Even so, Shi Qinghai remained calm, as if he was Mount Tai.

Xia Yuyan's expression was slightly troubled, and she asked, "I've always wondered about a question. When we girls go to the bathroom, we always bring toilet paper to wipe it. If you guys don't use toilet paper, how do you wipe it clean?"

This is a question that she has never understood since she was a child. Although there are various answers on the Internet when she was on Baidu, Xia Yuyan always felt that it was not very clean.

"Why don't you wipe it with paper, isn't it dirty? I think this will affect your health in the long run."

Shi Qinghai had a black question mark on his face, and said speechlessly: "We don't wipe it, that's because we are three times left and three times right, wring it out hard, and it will be clean, you know?"

Xia Yuyan: ""

She felt that Shi Qinghai was playing tricks on her, but she had no proof.

This made Xia Yuyan feel a little embarrassed.

So, she moved out her ultimate move.

"Okay, Shi Qinghai, I know you have a girlfriend, and it's Tang Wu!"

When Shi Qinghai was still in a daze, Xia Yuyan suddenly used a big move on him, which caught Shi Qinghai a little off guard for a while.

Why did this woman suddenly have a showdown?

Quickly organizing the words, Shi Qinghai quibbled: "A girlfriend is a girlfriend, a lover is a lover, true love is true love, how can these be confused?"

Xia Yuyan was as cold as a robot at this time, and there was no shadow of it just now: "Put away your naive thoughts, and don't divert your attention anymore, I was just greedy for you, otherwise you thought I would be so deliberate with you together?"

???

Hungry for me?

This is said, as if Xia Yuyan is a man, and Shi Qinghai is the lovely and pitiful little girl who was robbed for the first time.

Women are indeed the cruelest creatures in the world. One second they can look at you affectionately, and the next second they can completely put you to death, and there is no transition between the two attitudes. Everything is just as natural as it should be.

Some things are talents, no matter how hard you learn, you can't learn them.

These words flashed in Shi Qinghai's mind inexplicably.

"Don't think about polygamy. What kind of world is it now? It's not ancient times, and you're not an official. It's impossible between us."

"Tang Wu, who loves you well, if you leave this room, we will have nothing to do with each other, and you don't have to be responsible for me."

Every time a word is spoken, Xia Yuyan's expression will become colder, and the charming tenderness that was still left on the bed just now disappears at once, which makes Shi Qinghai feel that even if the two are lying on the same bed at this time, covered with the same sheet Quilts, but so distinct from each other that they cannot touch at all.

In fact, these words did cause some harm to Shi Qinghai.

But just that, is it useful?

There was a subtle smile on the corner of Shi Qinghai's mouth, and he suddenly stepped over and sat on Xia Yuyan's body: "Is the play over? Next, am I going to pretend to be heartbroken, then leave angrily, and then slam the door of the room, The loud one?"

Xia Yuyan was stunned for a moment, and then her cold face turned into anger: "Let go, Shi Qinghai, don't think too much about yourself, I'll tell you"

Shi Qinghai grabbed Xia Yuyan's hands, holding them firmly like iron tongs, and said without doubt: "I'll tell you too!"

"You can't hide the eyes of someone you like, and it's just pretending to pass by with a blank face."

"Do you really think I can't see it?"

"Do you want to tell me?"

Xia Yuyan had no intention of giving in at all, and struggled to push Shi Qinghai away: "I'm not lying, you're too narcissistic!"

If you can't convince the other party, then use actions to prove it.

After half an hour.

"Okay, can we talk?" Shi Qinghai asked in a low voice, brushing Xia Yuyan's hair with his fingers.