Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

I am a mother!What the hell is this!New COS scene?Is it such a big game?

Fengxian refused in his heart, but the reality was that he was cut firmly on his big pig's hoof.

Soon the manager appeared in front of Feng Xian, and the sleek appearance of the mustache brush head made Feng Xian think of the great Mr. Lu Xun, and a bad premonition sprouted from his heart.

"Hmph, what are you arguing about? It's just the wind and cold, but he has been lying on the bed for three full days. His body is stronger than even a caterpillar! If the third young lady hadn't entrusted you to me before she died, the old man wouldn't bother to care about your life. !"

"Uh, I'm taking the liberty to ask what... what the hell is Third Young Mistress?"

"..."

Although Feng Xian was confused, his eyes were still good. In front of him, the old lady and housekeeper Zhao looked like they had seen a ghost.

"The third young lady is your mother!"

"My mother?"

Well, not only the old lady and Butler Zhao are confused now, but even Feng Xian himself is confused. He is just an orphan, and his only relative is the old man who collects the rags. However, the old man has been hanging for more than three years. Yes, he built the grave himself last year, where is the old mother who jumped out suddenly!

For a moment, the three faces were confused.

However, at the same time, the three people standing in the room thought of a possibility at the same time.

He lost his memory!

I have passed through!

Chapter 2 I'm a mother!Master is crazy!

As an aspiring young man in the 21st century, he has been awarded the city's three good students for three consecutive years, and the legendary captain of the five-stripe team.

In this era of advanced information, the number of people who cross each day is as many as the rice in the pot. .

No wonder!

"If you read too many web articles, you will time travel. The ancients never deceived me!" Feng Xian finally had a general understanding of the world and his own life experience after spending more than two hours under the guidance of Mr. Zhao. .

Why do you say probably?

After Mr. Zhao left, Feng Xian stared blankly at the black spot on the palm of his right hand. It was not a mole that he was born with but was accidentally inserted by a pencil when he was a child. After eliminating the soul penetration, Feng Xian I thought of the guy who had a relationship with me in the river.

That unlucky guy who looks exactly like himself. .

And his name happened to be Zhao Fengxian.

"Is there such a coincidence?? This is even lower than the chance of winning the lottery!"

Well, in terms of the probability of transmigrating, this is not an unacceptable fact, but what Fengxian didn't expect was that he, a born non-chieftain, would have the opportunity to smuggle to Europe.

Do you understand the meaning of crossing?Open the plug-in in minutes and reach the pinnacle of life, lie drunk on the lap of a beauty, wake up and take power in the world. ,

It's just that this dream was shattered by Manager Zhao in less than two seconds.

The Black Moon Continent is a standard world of swords and magic. From ancient times to the present, people have relied on the wisdom and skills passed down from generation to generation to compete with monsters. However, until today, the proportion of humans in this continent is less than [-]%. Fifth, in other words. .

On that day, people finally recalled the fear of being dominated by them, and the humiliation of being imprisoned in a birdcage. ——by the eyeing monsters.

It is said that no less than a hundred human cities are wiped out by monsters every year, and what makes Fengxian's face turn green is that the unlucky man who threw himself into the river was assassinated.

Internal and external troubles, a powerless 18-year-old boy may be wiped on the neck even if he sits at home, and then type GG amidst laughter.

"This TM is the beginning of hell-level difficulty. The non-chief who has passed through is still a non-chief after all... This damn bad luck! Anyway, give me a benefit like a pickpocket? What a fool!"

It’s all about complaining, it’s impossible to start a new life, anyway, the eighteen years on earth have been between life and death every day, but didn’t he survive with the same strength?

Tomorrow will always be beautiful, Fengxian let out a deep breath.

"You don't have to worry too much, it's just a temporary memory damage caused by excessive fright, but..." Butler Zhao couldn't help but paused, and patted Fengxian on the shoulder: "But the old man thinks In fact, amnesia is not necessarily a bad thing.”

"Clam?"

"Ahem, let's just pretend I didn't say it before. By the way, those demon hunters seem to have caught a lot of high-quality goods today. You... oh~ You have always been very interested in Warcraft before you lost your memory. Why? Do you want to visit the Colosseum? Maybe it will be of great help to restore memory." Looking at the old man with a kind smile in front of him, Feng Xian always felt that there was an evil cat inside.

Take a person who has been overly frightened and lost his memory to the Colosseum, dammit, do you think I can bully people in a serious manner because I have few books?

But if you are not interested in Warcraft, it is completely nonsense. As a red-flag teenager who grew up under the core values ​​of Marxism, such things as Warcraft will only appear in novels and games. When you can see live ones one day, as long as you Dreaming of young people will not be able to resist the second grade.

"Please let me see it! JoJo!"

"..." Butler Zhao's old face twitched, why did this kid get so stupid in the river? "Get dressed and wait for me at the door!"

"No problem!" Feng Xian naturally agreed, but his original clothes had long been replaced by a set of white linen, just like hospital gowns, which is why Feng Xian thought he was Because of being in the hospital.

"Speaking of which... the dress I used to travel through time. It is not allowed to see people!" Suddenly Feng Xian's face turned dark, it was his "work clothes" on Earth!Scorpion Baba is the only one here!

Thinking that if his identity as a civet cat is exposed, the old butler might be able to slice himself into noodles without those assassins doing it!

Shivering, Feng Xian put on the clothes that the aunt beside him handed him with his mind completely empty. .

"Master Xiaobu, you look really good in this suit!"

"Oh, people often do that... Pfft." Fengxian laughed when the old lady's words brought him back to life, and when he looked back, he saw himself in the mirror and sprayed all of a sudden!

The person in the mirror is like the bright moon reflected in the water, a pair of dark and clear eyes are wide open, revealing a trace of inconceivable expression, in the mirror, he has an exquisite nose, his skin is like white snow, and his red lips are a little bit like red plums in the snow Lonely and coquettish, her lavender long hair was gently pulled up by the breeze, she looked like a fairy walking out of a brocade painting.

But that’s not the point. I’ve been tired of seeing this face eight hundred years ago. The key is the clothes on him. The elegant beige dress has pleated lace, and the mesh stockings are covered with two small white flowers. , and now what Feng Xian holds in his hands is blood-thrilling——

Lace fat times!

"Holy Light!" Feng Xian petrified on the spot!

"Master? What's the matter? These are your favorite clothes!" The old lady looked puzzled. As a descendant of the Zhao family, Fengxian is definitely the most famous in the Zhao family's century-old history, not because of anything else. , because of him. .

Too girly!

If you just look at the appearance, the old lady thinks that the princess of the Longyao Empire is probably less than one ten-thousandth of her young master. Of course, he, a country peasant woman, is naturally not qualified to meet the princess, but a man is so beautiful It's appalling to make women feel inferior. Because of this, the people of Luoxing City laughed and said that Fengxian was a woman who fell in love with the wrong man.

Yes, Fengxian is a dignified woman who has fallen into the country and didn't hit anyone after hearing this, but she was excited and excited, most likely she is a pervert (praise)!

In the past, there was no choice of women's clothing. A poor boy who was unlucky would have trouble burying his father when he left. Fengxian, who had nowhere to go, could only choose to wear women's clothing and debut as an idol in order to make a living, but now. . .I really just want to be a good person.

In other words - I TM went ashore!

As a man, the 100% pure kind, wearing women's clothes is just for making a living. Now that he has passed through Fengxian, he doesn't want to live so aggrieved!

"JOJO this is my last ripple!"

Feng Xian directly tore up the dress on his upper body, revealing his strong chest muscles and arms, and the power of the party ran wildly in his body for a moment.

"My dear mother! The young master is crazy!"

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Chapter 3 You Call This a Warcraft?

When Mr. Zhao heard that his young master was crazy, there was no strange expression on his face at all. In his opinion, a man living like a woman is actually not much different from being crazy.

However, when the aunt said that her young master tore up his favorite little dress, the nearly seventy-year-old manager almost collapsed the chair.

That bitch who treats women's clothing as her wealth and life will wake up one day?

This is not rich!

But when Manager Zhao hurried to the door, Feng Xian, who had been re-released from the oven, had reappeared in front of Manager Zhao, and his jaw was dislocated in shock.

The long lavender hair has been tied up with a rubber band by Feng Xian, and it has been tied into a big ponytail. Half of the loose linen clothes have been torn off by him, only covering the upper body, revealing the delicate navel , around his waist was wrapped a thick nylon rope to tighten the loose waistband, and an iron sword was hung on his back in style.

If the previous Fengxian was an out-and-out motherfucker, then the one who appeared in front of the butler now is a female version of the wanderer, at least he is a little bit more masculine compared to before. no?

"Ahem, Mr. Zhao, do you think we are right?" Fengxian coughed twice, and glanced proudly at the petrified butler. The outfit he was wearing was Fengxian's proud work. He is a top cosplayer on Earth, and this outfit is completely derived from the happy and handsome guy in League of Legends.

"Oh, now that you're ready, let's go!" Mr. Zhao secretly pricked his palm with his fingers. At that moment just now, he actually found the feeling of his first love when he was young.

sin!sin!

If Fengxian knew what the old man was thinking right now, he would be so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven, and two Buddhas came out of his body. He dared to fight this old housekeeper with a knife.

It's a pity that he didn't know it, but was deeply attracted by the scenery of this different world.

As a local aborigine, Mr. Zhao will never be able to understand what kind of impact the scenery of the past ten years will have on a young man in the 21st century.

Walking on the tree-lined path, looking at the quaint teahouse, listening to the yelling of the mistress and the cursing of the merchants, the scene in front of me suddenly seemed like a dream!

Not far away, only about a few minutes away, the old man Zhao took Fengxian into a place similar to the Asian Games Stadium. The area is not big but it can accommodate five or six hundred people at least. They are all made of stones piled up one by one, and in the central area is a rectangular open space similar to a football field, except that there is an iron gate at the end of the football field, through which there are continuous calls. The beast roar that makes people shudder.

Looking around, the entire auditorium was already overcrowded, and Feng Xian could only sit on the edge with the manager.

"This is the Colosseum run by our Zhao family. Those demon hunters who wander in the Orange Forest will put the monsters they have captured here to compete for people to appreciate. Of course, more often it is just for display. Some of the rare monsters they captured, in addition to being rich in various herbs in the Orange Blossom Forest, sometimes some rare monster cubs or high-level monsters will be found, just like today - seeing the smiling face Is it fat like a chrysanthemum?"

Looking in the direction that Manager Zhao pointed, Feng Xian found that using fat to describe the meatball in front of him was simply the biggest insult to fat.

The length, width and height are [-] meters, the eyes are squinted into the flesh, and the whole body is just a yoga ball. After all, this is a humanoid monster!

"Thank you for your support! I think everyone knows that I captured a powerful silver-level monster in the Orange Forest. I won't talk nonsense, let's start now!" The fat man said to the servant who was on the side With a wink, the iron door, which seemed heavy at first glance, was slowly opened.

"Look carefully, study hard! This is a rare top product. You may not see Gale Demon once in ten years in the entire Orange Blossom Forest..."

"Roar!" With a roar, just as the iron gate was opened with a thin crack, the black figure rushed into the arena, with black and gray fur, sharp canine teeth and claws, giving the solid ground It was torn apart, and there was a little madness in the blood-red eyes!

"Holy saint! Do you call this a monster?" Feng Xian bounced off his seat with a thud. Although the black wolf in front of him had many muddy and bloody spots on its body, its black back and four legs And that big black tail, with Feng Xian's ten years of experience in breaking shell dreams, he can definitely make a decision.

"Isn't this the big wolfhound!" Feng Xian was a little confused, and what made him even more confused was still behind!

If Fengxian still had some doubts about his own judgment just now, after the middle-aged man dressed as a servant threw a ball that looked like a small coconut, Fengxian was completely messed up.

"Go! Green Caterpillar!"

Feng Xian felt a little stomachache, as if cutting his appendix without anesthesia, Nima, Lao Tzu’s sword is ready, just waiting to open E and transform into a happy handsome man, now you tell me that the time travel is a fantasy version Pokemon?

Shit!

【Ding! 】

[Discover the Great Elven Wolfhound! 】

[Poisonous milk powder mall has opened, please get your novice gift pack in time~ Dear! 】

"..." Looking at the "acceptance" and "receipt" that suddenly popped up in front of him, the expression on his face was extremely wonderful.

"Garbage games, ruin my youth, waste my money. Even if I die, I won't..."

[Congratulations on obtaining: Almighty Elf Illustrated Book X1, Job Transfer Book X1, Primary Backpack X1, Elf Ball X5, Remy's Kiss X1]