What Can I Do if I Travel to Fgo? I'm Desperate Too

What can I do when I travel to FGO?I'm Desperate Too Author: Penglai Yehuishan

"Barbatos, the hand you should be holding is not mine."

"Half-half body!!!"

But... grab your hand, it can't be wrong.

01. Mother Emiya, I'm Hungry

February 2017, 2, this is a magical day, Chapter 24 of Waste Dog opened~

The person who was full of joy turned on his mobile phone, ready to open the game, and use his [Da An Shield] combination to penetrate Ikebukuro.

And then...no more~

The teenager who didn't know how to connect to the mobile phone VPN vomited blood and died~

Kidding...

It's just that a lot of five-stars in the Japanese server are missing, and the national server is still there, isn't it?Besides, the accounts on the Japanese server were only played after the Rashomon event, and a lot of heroic spirits have not been acquired. It is better for young people to start from scratch on the national server.

Then, he went to the Valentine's Day event with the national service number that he had issued for the head office and Jack. The young man also clicked on the summoning page after ensuring that he had ten companies.

"Very good, it's [-]:[-] in the morning, the moment when my luck is the best!" The boy stroked his chin, then took a deep breath, closed his eyes and clicked the ten button!

"Come marry Nero!"

Brush~~~Golden light flashed by!Gorgeous special effects show that the first card is a golden card heroic spirit!

"Don't be sorry! Don't be sorry! Don't be sorry!"

The extremely nervous boy gritted his teeth and yelled that his sword level light cannon was about to overflow. King, Dumao, Heiwumao, Lily, Nero, now there is a lack of a swordsman with a single blue treasure. After all, the chief executive is an Assassin who pretends to be a fool.

Oh yes, some idiot with Assassin's farts, the boy didn't clean that pool at all, after all he already hated Takeuchi a little bit.

And when the gleaming card appeared in front of him, the boy spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

【Servant, Ruler—Jeanne, it's great to meet you! 】

"Why is it you, Zhen Ritian! I want Hei Zhen, but I don't want you!" It was the fucking Takeuchi face again, the young man who felt that he had fallen into Takeuchi Hell fell into a coma.

In other words, even if you want to marry as a flower, it's a Takeuchi face...

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"Where the hell is this? The world of cultivating immortals?"

The boy who woke up suddenly was looking at the Tatami floor and the obviously wooden ceiling beside him in confusion.

This is definitely not his room, after all his kennel is not that spacious.

"It's quite soft..." He touched Tatami beside him. Although it was just a board, it was at least a little softer than pure wood.And the soft touch feels like touching fur.

Wait, now shouldn't be the time to talk about this, right? !

You suddenly appeared in an inexplicable place!

"Say~ which great god has abducted me here!" He looked at himself still wearing pajamas, a spacious nightgown, and even no shoes on his feet.

But no one responded~

Seeing that he didn't have a bracelet, watch, mobile phone, letter, or even a scar on his whole body, the boy chose to open the door and leave here.

"Wait!" Suddenly, as if he had discovered something was wrong, the young man went mad and swept every corner of the room.

The room, which was originally tidy and not much stuff, was suddenly turned upside down, with a lot of clothes, books and sundries thrown everywhere.

"No! No! Still not!" The frantic young man put his foot on the door of the room frantically, and then kicked the light wooden door away!

"My phone is gone!!!"

The roar like the roar of a dragon spread thousands of miles away, and the boy who roared angrily also had red eyes, stretching his body like a penguin and walking sideways.

"I know who is doing the trouble, so I won't tear him apart."

How dare I separate my uncle from the mobile phone, what a brave man!

Next, no matter who you meet, give the other party a slap first!

He made up his mind in his heart, but what the boy never expected was what he would encounter~

.......

Well, we are not silent anymore, to be honest, it doesn't take long, the boy has already seen what he has encountered.

Just found the exit of this house, looking at the square completely filled with flames and explosions.

The boy's heart is extremely peaceful, and he even wants to play the erhu~

I guarantee that I didn't hear any explosion before I opened this door!

Seeing the broken stone tile floor in the courtyard and the two muscular men tangled together, the boy decided to close the door and go back to the house for a deep sleep.

Today, I have no business cultivating immortals~Don't go out~

However, some things are obviously not easy to leave.

As soon as he turned around, the boy felt the coolness behind his back, and threw himself on the ground like a dog eating shit!When he raised his head, he saw two short knives, one white and one black, almost flying into the wall in front of his forehead.

"My God." The piercing chill penetrated his whole body, watching the short blade pierced into the wall slowly disappear into particles, the boy also turned his head to look at the courtyard with his mouth twitching.

Holding the black and white double blade that nearly beheaded him just now, the man with short white hair and black dead water is wearing a short red skirt. If a normal person sees the other party, he will take a few steps back.After all, the image of the other party is very gay~

Of course, if it's just the other party, the boy will just feel pain, and then turn away.

But!When beside the other party, there is a man wearing a blue down dress, and the other party has slender blue hair and a chest wider than a woman!

The feeling of disgust at the man's self-satisfied showing off suddenly turned into a blessing and love from philosophy. The young man really wanted to put on an expression of "I'm so excited" and watch the film on the spot.

However, this is impossible!

"Hey kid! Why are you here?" It was not clear who asked the question, because in the eyes of the young man, those two people were also quickly fighting in the courtyard.Thinking about it, the two knives slashed towards him just now were just a temptation for both sides to be shocked.

"You ask me, I ask who to go to!" Half squatting on Tatami's floor, watching the two muscular men fighting in the courtyard, and a little farther away, the blue magic circle that almost enveloped the entire courtyard.

How could the boy not understand what happened?

What's more, the people who are fighting on the scene now are nothing more than the dog who has become a mage, and the shadow black tea who can't open the treasure.

He is not the protagonist who has to pretend not to know the plot, and now he naturally knows what the hell is going on in this situation.Anyway, as long as the premise is not someone playing with him, playing cosplay or acting, then this is undoubtedly the prologue of the useless dog, the burning Fuyuki~

Seeing how the two are fighting, it is estimated to be an OVA plot?So why don't you open the treasure, big dog?If you have a master, you should start a big fight. It's fine for melee archers, but you, a mage, are fighting melee with a hockey stick.

However, the young man who saw the scene in front of him also made an important decision.

Taking a deep breath, and being ready to run away at any time, the boy also yelled towards the courtyard.

"Mother Emiya, I'm hungry!"

02. I am also desperate!

What can a human voice do?

Maybe other people don't know, but at least the boy managed to gank a hero~

It seems that this red A has pointed out the attack speed without any meat.

"Who do you say is the old lady!" This was the last line of Yingwei Gong before his death. Probably because of the attributes of the old lady, she ignored the fact that she was still fighting, and even despised the fact that Fa Dagou came from The marksmanship of the land of shadows.

Directly entangle the roots and add big characters, followed by a blow to the head!

The double-boosted stick of spells and physics hit Wei Gong directly, and his whole body didn't even have a chance to escape, and was directly burned into magic particles!

Tsk tsk, on the difference between an orthodox mage and a mage who has become a monk~

But then, another problem came up.

"Hey kid, where are you from?"

When a blue, long-haired dude in a blue down dress is staring at you with those red eyes with a hockey stick, and you're still wearing pajamas and nightgown, no matter what How about doing it?

"The poor monk came from the western fairyland, and went to the frozen land of bliss to worship." After sweeping his thick black hair, he had only been a holy monk for a few months. , The young man still feels that he has comprehended Mahayana Buddhism.

"Huh?" Cu Chulainn showed an expression that you are talking about, although he said that this guy helped him win the battle, but this kind of inexplicable help is more weird than those few people who suddenly appeared what.

"Young people don't laugh and laugh all day long, they have to do something practical to enrich their knowledge."

Looking at the magic circle that had disappeared in the courtyard, the boy touched his chin, and then looked around.

"What are you looking for?" Cu Chulainn feels that the world today is very strange. Although it was very strange when the Holy Grail War suddenly changed a few days ago, today three guys who call themselves Chaldea came first. , and now he found a guy talking nonsense here at Liudong Temple.

"Looking for shoes! How can I get out without shoes?"

The boy pointed to the gravel-strewn courtyard outside. Why isn't it the Liudong Temple in the 06 version?That kind of floor that EA can't penetrate, seems to be stabilized by Enkidu. You said that it would be great if the whole place was indestructible like a game scene?

It was at this time that Cu Chulainn realized that the young man in front of him was wearing a very ordinary silk nightgown with a sweater and tights underneath, but his feet were bare and bare.

"What, big brother, can you change a pair of shoes for me? A size [-] is enough~"

"I'm a druid, no! I'm just a sage of the forest, not a magician who can change everything!"

What the hell is changing into a pair of shoes? Think about him, a big dog who was a spearman, but he was going to weave straw sandals for people just by changing the leather?

"Tch, it's really useless. One galaxy, nine planets, 809 islands, 204 countries, and 77 billion people. To meet you and me is really bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

"You bastard..." Cu Chulainn twitched his mouth. Is this guy not flat?Do you really know what just happened?If it wasn't for the next step to deal with Saber, he really wanted to slap this guy's neck off.

However, just when Da Gouzi was about to teach this stinky brat a lesson.

The young man in front of him, who was only wearing a nightgown, put away his embarrassed expression and spoke in an indifferent voice.

"So this is Dongmu City? And you are the legendary Celtic bulldog, Cu Chulainn~" The funny aura on his body suddenly became serious and resolute. A serious look makes it possible to overlook his costume for uncomfortable scenes.

"You actually recognized me? No, you also recognized that Archer right away, right? You obviously don't have a trace of magic talent, where did you come from?" Looking at the boy with a hint of complacency in his indifference, With his expression, Cu Chulainn felt that the guy in front of him was either a real bastard with real skills, or a magic stick pretending to be a ghost.

"A talent for magic? That's what you said, although I don't know who appointed me to come here. But come to think of it, I probably don't have that kind of talent."

I am not a high-ranking official, and I have never stepped into the darkness of society. The people here are just leisurely but panic-stricken common people.However, I clearly know where this is, and I can even predict what I will encounter next.