What Can I Do if I Travel to Fgo? I'm Desperate Too

"Huh? It's just an ordinary iron ring..."

【You guys are lying!Where is there an iron ring to propose, at least a diamond ring or even gold is required!You are literally walking through the floor! 】

"Let me tell you, don't be joking even if you don't know how to choose gifts. Can an iron ring make Demon God Zhu fall in love with you!"

Why is this Hazama's eyes bloodshot? Could it be because he gave too many gifts, but as a result, no female servant has thrown himself into his arms yet?

"Let me tell you, gifts are just things to increase your favorability every day, right? If you have enough favorability, let alone an iron ring, it's just a verbal proposal. Normal people would agree, right? The opposite is also true, even if you take out If you buy something precious, if the other party doesn’t know the goods or hates you, they will still refuse.”

[Why are you so serious and reliable at this time!And you already know that kind of thing, why are you still looking for a gift for the first anniversary of your wedding? Go and spend your time with your wife, you bastard. 】

Hazama, whose face was twitching at the corners of his mouth, felt that he couldn't stand it anymore. At this critical moment, a guy who is as funny as he is can say lines like a philosophy of life.

It's better to find a shop that looks pleasing to the eye as soon as possible, and just ask the other party to buy something and send it back.

"I think you might as well go and buy a cake. Maybe the first anniversary cake will be more useful to the other party than any gift."

"But I already told her that there will be a cake and a mystery gift that day..."

"........"

[Coach is so funny than I can't handle it! 】

Feeling the desperate oppression from his teammates, Hazama also picked up the mobile phone in his hand and made a call.

"Huh? Hazama, what do you want to do?"

"It's nothing. I'll call your parents and say that you have a wife and don't go home and report."

"My mother! Stop it, Hazama!"

Linkage is no longer four

The leader of happy Gay customers - Hazama

During his journey through countless singularities, what exactly did he see?

After finishing the journey of burning humanity, he enjoys the happiness of his own life.

There is also a good-for-nothing boy from another parallel world who can only be regarded as holding his thigh and crying poorly for the time being, temporarily living together in an unnamed house in Japan.

----------

"Meow~meow~meow~"

As always, he heard a loud cat meowing before he opened the door, but the teenager standing in front of the door didn't think it was the sound of a domestic cat.

Because they don't have the habit of keeping cats at all, and they feel that cats are very troublesome.

They are not shit shovel officers~

"Go away, go away, go away!!! Why are there so many cats after I sleep!"

The moment the door was opened, countless cats ran away from the window sill and the door, as if they were afraid of the person in the room who had gone mad, and didn't want to stay in the room for a moment.

"Pfft~ There is no heroic spirit entangled with you, but the cat is entangled with you?"

There was a cheerful smile on the corner of his mouth. The boy had no compassion for the guy in front of him who suffered from not being able to escape from his virginity, but was still favored by cats.

That kind of thing can only exist in God!

"Hey... are you joking now? I just slept and a group of wild cats jumped on me. Will there be birds next time? I'm not a Living Buddha who can Nirvana."

"Probably~ You enjoy it anyway, don't you? A day without the disturbing spirits of Chaldea~"

Putting the things he bought from the convenience store on the tatami, the boy also yawned.After all, Hazama, who chose to stay at home for a lunch break, would rather go out to bask in the sun, lest mushrooms grow on his body.

"The trouble of human management is over, we should relax naturally, and come to the coffee you asked for."

"But the heroic spirit girl... Forget it, thank you."

He looked up and drank the canned coffee bought at the convenience store, and it didn't look like he was savoring it carefully, which made the young coffee party feel a little distressed.

But it's just distressing, no matter how others get used to it, there is no reason to target it.

But until now, I am still thinking about the master who is having sex with the heroic spirit!

"Don't take that kind of thing to heart, anyway, you will find a human wife sooner or later."

"I don't want to be said that by someone who is married to Demon God Pillar!"

Did this Hazama practice the Lion Roar?The roar turned the boy's hair into an afro, and his face was covered with foam slag.

Wiping off the foam residue on his face with his hands, the boy also saw Hazama standing up silently, reaching for his coat and wallet.This is obviously going to go out, is that dead house squatting at home actually going to go out?Shouldn't he be going out again to buy gifts for Heroic Spirit? Now he has no financial income. Isn't the money all Da Vinci's private money left over from before?

"Even if you go out now, it's impossible to find your wife directly."

Pang Dang~~~

The only response to the boy was the sound of the door hitting the door frame.

The other party seemed to be really angry, and the young man who thought this way also held a can of coffee and watched Hazama walking on the street, showing his youthful actions under the scorching sun.

It's meaningless, how could you find a wife just by going out.It's not that easy to get a marriage certificate, and you have to meet the other party's elders. The other party didn't nod Hazama and didn't have the money to elope. How could he find his wife smoothly.

It's better for him to work steadily, support Barbatos, and leave a small treasury for himself.

"Strength is justice, what a beautiful era~"

.........

......

...

Time passed to dusk without knowing it, and the young man always felt a little dissatisfied as he adjusted the Mexican tortilla he was making.Neither the blood sausage nor the offal tasted as expected, so the cactus slices were still in the right category.

Gala~~~

"Welcome back~"

"I am back..."

After finishing the remaining pancakes and side dishes of beef, cheese, vegetables, peppers, and grilled chicken slices, the boy wiped his hands and shouted in the direction of the gate.

However, hearing Hazama's voice was a bit depressed, which made the boy feel if something had happened to the other party.

"What's the matter? What's going on with you? Have you been cheated for money? No matter where in the world, there will always be women appearing to cheat money, and men acting as thugs in the back... "

"I saved a female student on the way, and that's it..."

Hazama lowered his head with a gloomy face, as if recalling some heartbroken grief scene.

"The other party accidentally rolled off the lawn. I flew over to save him, but in the end the woman slapped me without saying a word. Then the woman's father said that his daughter is something you can touch Well, I punched him without listening to a word."

"And then? They ran away?"

"I was caught by the police..."

"Huh?" Why was he beaten and arrested?what happened?Could it be that Hazama is actually a funny guy, and in the process of rescuing people, he started to play tricks on girls.If this is the case, there is no need to think about it, just chemical castration.

"That woman seemed to have had a falling out with her family. She claimed that she was going to find a friend to commit suicide together, and then his father was so angry that he followed him all the time, and even called the police. As a result, the flying on the grass before, in their eyes We were planning to jump into the river together, and the woman's father said I was a pervert, so he was arrested and interrogated me for two hours..."

"And then escaped?"

"How is it possible! I'm so handsome, unrestrained and suave, so of course I was released. The sheriff here is a good man. He took a look at me and said that I'm absolutely fine, so he can let me go."

"I'm afraid I fell in love with your ASS~"

"would not!"

Looking at Hazama's ferocious expression that suddenly exploded, could the blush on his face be caused by embarrassment?

Ala~ It seems that Hazama has such a little sense of crisis only in terms of the safety of his own butt.

"Okay, okay, let's eat quickly. I don't want the police to come to my door suddenly in the middle of the night. You can go to the park after eating."

"Why!"

"Because I was afraid that the police officer would attack in the middle of the night and find that there was another young man here."

"No way! And don't look away!"

351. Shinjuku Phantom Killer

Things are never as peaceful as they appear.

We think we understand the world we live in.

but...

We've only scratched the surface...

It looks like that.

I used to be like you, I believed in humanities, read newspaper news, TV dramas, politics and history books.

But one day the whole world kicks you all over the place.

Allowing you to see things for what they are without a choice.

My name... is not necessary.

My story is that something extraordinary happened to an ordinary person. Maybe this should have happened, maybe this was my fate, or it was karma or something.

But I'm sure of one thing at least, things will never be the same again.

.........

Killing, plundering, earning a living, fighting, plotting, fearing, abandoning, dying...

What is left of this city that is worth leaving behind?

"What do you want to do to me this time?"

Clutching his forehead, he felt that his memory was muddy, but he could only shake his head helplessly.

Then, what he saw was the figure in the pool of blood in front of him.

An old man with two beards and white hair was standing under him, with a stainless steel dagger stuck in his chest, he threw away the old man's chest from top to bottom, exposing the internal organs to the air.