I Don't Want to Be a Hero

"Yezai, where's the underground [king]? I've been looking for a strong man who can fight me for a long time."

Saitama looked at Yeya with an excited expression on his face. Since he broke through his own limiter, he has never met a creature that he can call an "opponent".

Ye Zai looked at the "Underground King" who died with regret, and silently mourned for him.Poor "Underground King" is not too strong among weirdos, but he is still a character among weirdos, and he died so aggrievedly.

"Yezai, tell me quickly, where is that strong man? Don't worry, let me fight him first, and then it will be your turn."

Qiyu also thought that Yezai also wanted to fight the opponent, so he didn't want to give up the opponent to himself.

After all, every time Ye Zai meets a strange person, he is obviously not as strong as the opponent, but he still likes to hold on and get beaten.

This kind of behavior, in Saitama's view, is completely a fighting maniac who likes to challenge the strong!

Of course, if Yezai knew that Saitama had always treated him that way, he would have sprayed him to death with a sip of salt soda.

Is that because he likes it?That was forced by the system!

"The strong man you mentioned is now under your feet."

Yezai pointed blankly at the lump of paste under Qiyu's feet, the poor "underground king", looking at it, he should be dead.

"You say this is the strongest person in the underground?"

Saitama looked innocently at the stump under his feet.The painting style of the melon-shaped face suddenly changed into a scribbled Sanwulian, which gradually turned gray.

Obviously, the actual situation is a bit different from the bald head's imagination. This is not at all the match that should have been in his dream.

Yezai, on the other hand, has long been familiar with the eccentricity. The [Vaccine Man] of the "Peak of the Dragon Level" has not been able to withstand Saitama's punch.

Only the underground king with the strength of "the peak of the ghost level" can be so good. After eating Qitama's blow and kick in an excited state, and being able to see the stump, it is already considered good.

"No, the boss is dead, and he still has a group of younger brothers. I remember the strength of those underground monsters, and they are all pretty good."

The bald head still doesn't give up. In the dream, he made the underground monsters look good, and even broke his clothes.

After speaking, Saitama turned his attention to the remaining underground monsters.

Those remaining underground monsters were planning to cheer for their boss, and they even wrote the victory slogan.

But who knew that when the sky came down with a bald head, their boss was instantly turned into a ball of poop.

And what makes them feel that disaster is imminent is that this terrifying bald head is actually staring at them...

An underground weirdo who originally planned to come to the surface world with the "underground king" and do a big job.At this time, they ran out one after another, at the fastest speed since beating their mothers, and they all rushed into the big hole that appeared at the beginning.

Even the flag with the victory slogan written before was instantly changed to a small white flag and inserted at the entrance of the cave, directly declaring unconditional surrender.

Qiyu was also stunned for a moment when he looked at the strange underground man who was scared and went back home. It seems that there is always a big gap between reality and dreams.

"Saiyu, you bastard, you not only threw me out last night, but now you are destroying my mission, I will destroy you humanely!"

The underground king was given a second by Qiyu, and the underground weirdo was also scared back to his hometown by the brutal bald head.But Ye Zai broke out, because the bald head was too bad.

Now it's just new and old hatred coming together. Originally, Ye Zai was thrown into the street in the middle of the night, but after killing a large number of underground monsters just now, it is also counted as gone.

But Ye Zai, who had just received the system and settlement reward information, suddenly realized that he had been tricked by the bald head again.

Because among the rewards just given by the system, only the first task was completed, and the other two failed...

That is to say, Ye Zai only completed the task of killing five "underground monsters" and got a randomly drawn reward.

As for the other two missions, they undoubtedly ended in "failure".

The third mission is to kill the "Underground King" independently. Ye Zai feels that with his strength, the hope is not too high, so he has no regrets.

But the second mission was just to assist in killing the "Underground King". This was a completely free reward, but it failed, which annoyed Yezai.

But Yezai can also blame the system for unfair judgment, because he really can't even touch a hair of the "underground king", let alone "assistance".

If you really want to complain, you can only blame the bald head, the shot was too fast, and before Yezai even reacted, the "underground king" was already dead.

The two chances of "random drawing" were kicked away by Saitama's kick.

Yezai couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Saitama's neck and shook wildly.

"What the hell have you done, will you die if you shoot later?"

At this time, Yezai even had the idea of ​​moving out of Saitama and living alone.

But after weighing the gains and losses, Ye Zai felt that he decided to stay rather than rewards, because after all, the life of a dog is more important.

"By the way, Yezai, why did you get up so early today? Don't you usually stay in bed?"

After the two solved the "Underground King", they walked back slowly, and Qiyu continued to challenge Yeya's nerves to the death.

"Who the hell do you think it was? You sleepwalked again last night and threw me out, causing me to blow wind on the pole all night."

Ye Zai said that if the bald head sleepwalks next time, if he throws him out again, he will report to that supermarket and have someone come over to arrest the bald head, and maybe he can get a considerable bounty in exchange.

"Why must it be me sleepwalking? It may also be you who sleepwalked yourself, then floated out with superpowers, and hung yourself on the telephone pole."

The bald head resolutely refused to admit his crime, because he was afraid of Ye Zai, and he used this as an excuse to deliberately withhold his food.

That's right, just last night, the money that the bald head sold all of Yezai's "collection" games was officially taken over by Yezai.

Although Yezai's force value is not as high as that of the big bald head, but in the situation of the two of them, whoever holds the economic lifeline is the real boss.

Now the situation is obvious, if the bald head doesn't want to be able to afford bean sprouts, he can only make Yezai less angry.

"God damn it, I hung myself on it. Have you ever seen people sleepwalking, did they use superpowers to float?"

But Yezai didn't continue to argue with Saitama, his bald-headed face was already as thick as a city wall, even if the final evidence was convincing, he would probably refuse to admit it.

Just like the bald man with the back of his head that was wanted in the supermarket before, Saitama insisted afterwards that the bald head was definitely not him.

There are so many bald people, why do you think that he is Saitama in the photo just based on his forehead?

One must know that Saitama is quite a man of integrity, he must be some bald eccentric who pretended to be him and did such a mess...

Chapter 44 The Mistress Attacks!

(I feel that I can't get promoted even after trying the water, so I simply saved the manuscript for [-] updates. This is the first time I have [-] updates. In the past, I was not willing to [-] updates when I was rewarded with old books.)

The next day, Yezai and Saitama stayed at home with nothing to do, and the two salted fish who had lost their dreams were both jobless.

Because the games were sold by Saitama, they didn't even have the only means of entertainment. They could only watch TV to pass the time.

Now the TV is reporting that a large number of mosquitoes have appeared near City Z recently, and wherever they go, it is like locusts passing through, and no grass can grow.

No matter what the animal is, when the wave of mosquitoes comes, it will be sucked into a mummy in an instant.

"Yezai, do you think mosquitoes can be eaten? Don't you always say that no matter how small a mosquito's legs are, it's still meat?"

Hearing Saitama's words, Yezai couldn't help feeling a chill in his body.Yezai has heard of Yezai's menu for a long time.

Almost as long as it is not a "humanoid" weirdo, it is edible in Saitama's eyes.Sometimes Yezai is also worried, did Saitama really snatch the unknown meat or strange kelp from a discount supermarket?

"I don't know if mosquito meat can be eaten, but I feel that we will soon be able to get a lot of money."

Mosquitoes ravage City Z, Yezai remembers this episode, including the "strongest mosquito in history", so Saitama couldn't kill that one no matter what.

But these few are not the main point. Mosquitoes are raging in Z city, which means that the "mosquito girl monster" is coming.

When the mosquito girl comes, so will the big money.That's right, the big money Yezai is talking about is the famous "Fund Warrior" Genos.

The disciple after Saitama, no, it should be the nanny of Saitama's family.

At this time, in a street far away from Qiyu's house, a voluptuous figure of a "mistress" Mosquito Girl was confronting a young man.

The young man has blond hair and a rather handsome face.But from his bare arms and pupils, it can be seen that this is not a normal human being.

Why is it not a normal human, because for that normal human, the arm will reflect the metal luster, and a lot of data will appear in the pupil.

Genos: A cyborg transformed by Dr. Cusno, about the same age as Yaya, has been chasing his enemies.

"What a handsome young man, I think your blood must be extremely sweet."

Mosquito Girl licked her sexy red lips and looked at Genos.The other party has been chasing after her from the very beginning, and the mosquito girl also decided to deal with this annoying little boy first.

Genos had a cold face, watching the mosquito girl spread the weapon on her arm when she disagreed with her, intending to eliminate the mosquito girl.

The current Genos does not have the "burning cannon" in the later stage, such a powerful weapon, and its strength can only barely reach the "ghost level".

As a monster with a fusion structure of mosquitoes and women developed by Dr. Genos, the "House of Evolution", Mosquito Girl also has "ghost-level" strength.

At first, Genos always occupied the top. After all, as a mechanical transformation man, his whole body is hard, and there are too few places for Mosquito Girl to bite.

The mosquito woman's mouthparts inserted into Genos' body, and what she sucked was not sweet "juice", but a big mouthful of engine oil.

Relying on this advantage and relying on the endless weapons emerging from his body, Genos did seriously injure Mosquito Girl.

But I can't stand it because they have special abilities.The mosquito girl who was seriously injured by Genos, after gathering all the mosquitoes that ravaged the city, fed back through the blood they absorbed.

Not only has the body that was seriously injured by Genos been repaired, but the strength has also risen again, reaching the level of surpassing Genos in an instant.

After the mosquito girl received the blood donated by the "horse boy", the situation was reversed instantly. Genos, who had been firmly at the top before, was dismembered by the mosquito girl with a blood blade like a rag doll.

It is also fortunate that Genos is a mechanical transformation man. If it were replaced by other people, such a serious injury would have caused hemorrhage and died.

At the same time, this story also tells us that the existence of "horse boys" is necessary, and sometimes it is really useful to have a lot of people.

Just when Mosquito Girl lowered her body, intending to use her sharp arms to kill Genos who was lying on the ground and could not move, two more figures came slowly.

Because of the sudden appearance of an outsider, the cautious Mosquito Girl temporarily stopped killing Genos and continued to fly into the air.

Being able to fly in the air is her advantage, and it can also make her safer. After all, few humans can "fly".

"Yezai, which one is the big money you mentioned? If we save him, will he give us a rich reward?"

The people who came were naturally Yezai and Qitama, and Qitama with the bald head couldn't sit still when he heard that a big money was in danger.

You must know that Ye Zai was a rich man before, and that period of time was the most comfortable period of time for them to live, but it is a pity that they are just like him now, they are poor.

But now there are new big money coming out, how can Saitama sit still, and whether life can improve in the future depends on their performance and whether they can satisfy the big money.

"It's just the one lying on the ground. Look at his equipment. Just a few screws can make us eat a lot."

Ye Zai raised his head, indicating that Genos lying on the ground is the rich man they want to save.

"You run, this mosquito monster is very strong, you are no match, don't die in vain!"

Genos was still happy that the rescuers came, but when he looked at Yaya and Saitama with his eyes, he was disappointed again in an instant, and told them to leave quickly, so as not to lose their lives in vain.