I Don't Want to Be a Hero

"Hey, Yezai, why do I feel that you give me a different feeling from just now?"

Should it be said that he is the 【Child of the World】?Even though Saitama is still weak now, he has keenly noticed that Yezai is different from before.

"Don't you know that everyone is changing all the time? Even though your hair is so thick now, you might be bald one day?"

Because of the fact that he got the "Fighting Swordsman", Yezai's mood also improved a lot, and he made a joke with Qiyu.

"How is this possible! I still have to rely on my beautiful hair to pick up girls. Besides, I am so healthy, how can I lose my hair."

Qiyu scoffed at Yezai's words, he is not a programmer, nor does he write novels, so how could he be bald for no reason.

"By the way, Yezai, after today's incident, I plan to exercise myself. I can be a hero out of interest, do you want to accompany me?"

Saitama fished out a piece of beef from the hot pot, grinning from the heat, and asked Yaya if he wanted to participate in his exercise program.

"Your so-called hard exercise...isn't it [-] push-ups, [-] sit-ups, [-] squats, [-]-kilometer long-distance running every day, no air conditioning in winter and summer, and a banana in the morning? ?”

Yezai asked tentatively, but Saitama looked at him with a frightened expression.

"Could it be that you can read minds? This is obviously an exercise plan I just made on the way to the supermarket. Why do you know?"

Seeing Qitama's surprised expression, Yazai had a "sure enough" expression on his face.Saitama has indeed broken through his own limiter through such "hard training" and become the strongest in the world.

But other people use Saitama's exercise method, which is useless at all.Because not long ago, Yezai was one of the experimenters.

There's no way, who made him the [Child of the World], it's a matter of course to open and cheat, other people don't have this treatment.

"By the way, how on earth do you know my exercise plan? Do you really have mind reading skills?"

Taking advantage of Yezai's time of thinking, Qiyu scooped up all the meat in the hot pot into his own bowl, and left some floating vegetables for Yezai.

"How can there be any mind reading skills, but I have done it before?"

Yezai naturally also saw Saitama's small movements, but he didn't care.After all, unlike poor ghosts like Qiyu, he always eats and drinks spicy food at home.

"Oh, how does that work?"

Saitama looked at Yaya expectantly, trying to get an answer from his expression.

"The effect is naturally very good, and it is getting stronger every day!"

For the sake of thick thighs in the future, Yezai can only admit it against his conscience.In fact, he is not lying, after all, this set really works for Saitama.

"Okay, then follow this exercise plan. But the other exercise requirements, Yezai, you think are the same as me, but why can't you turn on the air conditioner in winter and summer?"

Saitama's exercise plan does not have this item.It’s fine in winter, but is it acceptable for human beings not to turn on the air conditioner in summer?

Yezai was stunned for a moment when he heard Saitama's words. Didn't Saitama in the original book tell Genos that this can exercise willpower?

Is there another secret? (Well, in fact, Qitama can't afford the electricity bill, air-conditioning and so on. If you can save it, you can save it. But now because of Yezai's intrusion, Qitama's economic crisis has not reached that level for the time being.)

Chapter 6 It's right to be bald, how can you become stronger if you are not bald?

The next day, [Saitama Exercise Program] started.

Saitama woke up early in the morning, and was going to go for a ten-kilometer long-distance run first.

"Yezai, get up quickly, didn't you say last night that you are also very interested in my [exercise plan] and want to participate together?"

Yezai seemed to be rubbing his sleepy eyes, he seemed to have promised Saitama yesterday to exercise with him.

In the end, Yezai is still unwilling to give up, he plans to exercise with Qiyu, in case something happens to the devil.

Maybe after training with Saitama for three years, he can also break his own "limiter".The previous failure must be because there was no Saitama.

But the situation is different now, maybe influenced by Saitama's "protagonist halo", I have succeeded too.

And even if the amount of exercise is not large, even if you don't exercise with Qitama, Yezai still needs to exercise.

time flies……

Saitama followed his exercise plan for almost a year and a half.

"what--------!"

Ye Zai was awakened by a high-decibel cry in his sleep. Apart from surprise and disbelief, this shout also carried a strong sense of unwillingness.

Fortunately, the surrounding residents have all moved out, otherwise someone must have come to complain again.

"What's the name of the ghost in broad daylight? Did you forget the discount in the supermarket that day?"

Yezai covered her head with the quilt in dissatisfaction, it was too late to play games with Saitama Xiuxian last night.Howling and yelling this early in the morning, who the hell can bear it?

"Night! Night! Night! I'm really bald!"

Saitama came to Yaya's bed at a running speed exceeding the speed of sound, grabbed his shoulders and shook him wildly.

"Quickly tell me, do you know prophecy? I knew I would be bald one day?"

Yaya was shaken by Saitama crazily, and finally began to wake up.

Looking at the big shiny bald head so close in front of him, Ye Zai finally understood.It is estimated that today Saitama washes up in front of the mirror every day, and suddenly discovers the painful reality of losing all her hair.

"Finally bald, so bald!"

Yezai touched Saitama's big bald head, he didn't know how long he had been waiting for this day.

Saitama's baldness proves that he has become stronger, and the "limiter" of his body has finally been broken. From now on, he will be [Weird Buster] Saitama-sensei.

"Yezai, you bastard! You actually said that I'm bald, I've long suspected that you are jealous of my handsome appearance. Every time we go out for a run together, it's even worse that the beauties along the way wink at me. .”

"But I didn't expect you to start with my hair. I simply misjudged you."

Yezai is quite speechless about Saitama's narcissism. Every time he goes out for a run, the beauties look at him, okay?

"What are you talking about? With Lao Zi's good looks, why do you need to be jealous of you, and even attack your hair?"

As it was a matter of his own dignity, Yezai naturally did not intend to give in, and started to pinch Qiyu.

"Then tell me what's going on now? Why am I bald?"

Qiyu has been with Yezai for so long, so he naturally knows that his good friend is not this kind of person.Pointing to his big bald head, he asked without tears.

"It's very simple, you have become stronger, so you are also bald."

Yezai was as relaxed as if he was telling a matter of course.The fact is also the same, is the non-bald Saitama still the one-punch man?

"How painful is the price to pay for becoming stronger?"

After receiving the explanation, Saitama turned gray and white, squatting in the corner frustrated and bent forward, unable to recover from the heavy blow.

"The world is really unfair, why we exercise together, but I am the only one who is bald..."

Yezai originally planned to comfort Saitama, but when she got closer and heard his thoughts, she threw the pillow on his big bald head.

This guy is too dissatisfied, exchanging a dispensable hair for an invincible body, in Ye Zai's view, it's not worth too much money, and this guy actually looks dissatisfied.

"You're still lost, so what should I do? I've been exercising with you for so long, why can you kill me in seconds now, and I haven't changed anything except my physical strength!"

If given a choice, Yezai would exchange his hair for Saitama's strength without hesitation.

Good-looking is useless, but when you die, you have nothing.

"Yezai, why don't you shave all your hair like me, then maybe you can become as strong as me."

Lost Qiyu suddenly turned his head and looked at Yezai's thick dark green hair.A resentment called "jealousy" rose from behind Saitama.

"Fuck you! Don't try to trick me into being bald. Even if I'm bald like you, I won't become stronger."

Yezai has long been aware of Qiyu's sinister intentions.It's nothing more than fear. Originally, his appearance was inferior to Yezai's, but now that he is bald, his appearance has fallen below the average.

If the two go out together in the future, the girls will be attracted to Yezai, and Saitama can only be Green Leaf.

"Don't say that, if you don't try it, how will you know it's not working?"

Saitama didn't give up and took the scissors, so he wanted to do something to Yezai's hair.

Yezai naturally chose to resist, but Qitama's current strength has completely crushed him.Whether it is speed or strength, Yaya is no match for Saitama.

"If you do anything to my hair, I'll get my life money back."

Helpless, facing Saitama's overlord, Yezai can only use his trump card.

In addition to hair, the economy is indeed Saitama's second lifeline.When Yezai took out "money" to threaten, Qiyu had no choice but to give up.

There is no way, who made Yezai rich, the rich is the uncle, this sentence is practical no matter where it is.

"Don't be depressed. Some girls also prefer bald heads. At worst, I'll introduce a few to you next time."

Seeing Qiyu squatting in the corner and drawing circles again in frustration, Yezai could only comfort him.

Although he is rich, Saitama is a thigh.If you want to hug your thighs, it is necessary to maintain a friendly relationship between the two.

Time flies, and another year and a half has passed since Qitama became bald, that is, Qitama has been exercising for three years.

It wasn't until Saitama felt that he had temporarily reached a bottleneck and could no longer become stronger that he stopped exercising.

During this period of time, Yezai also occasionally received tasks from the [Hero System], and while killing some weirdos, he also got a "card-drawing opportunity".

But it seemed that Ye Zai had overdrawn his European spirit after drawing [Sword Hero] before, and there was nothing decent about drawing cards afterwards.

Not to mention trash characters, you can't even draw a [Character Card], they are all one-shot [Prop Cards], and they are useless.

During the period, "Sanae's Bread" even appeared, and the toxicity was so strong that it almost made Saitama, the [world's number one powerhouse] go west...

Chapter 7 Replica Piccolo "Vaccine Man"

And because Yaya and Saitama are both unemployed, they are addicted to games every day, and they are lazy.

They finally faced the most critical problem in history, that is, they "have no money"!

Yes, Ye Zai brought it out before, enough for him to squander at least ten years of funds by himself, and it took two people to squander it in just three years.

"Qitama, it's all your fault that you are so edible. Ever since you became bald, you've been nothing but an idiot, and now you've eaten up all the activity funds."

Yoya looked at the only change left in his pocket, and complained about Saitama's amazing appetite.