I Don't Want to Be a Hero

"Forget it, don't waste time, or the bald head will get impatient."

"Spiral pills!"

Ye Zai made a dodge, and suddenly appeared in front of the tiger in the vest who was still posing for a photo of the crowd, and a blue ball pressed down on his chest.

When the spiral pill hits, the latter immediately soars into the air, flies out in a spiral, and crashes through a thick concrete wall.

Now the fool can see that this pervert is no ordinary criminal.

The tiger in the vest is also at the forefront of the "C-level heroes", but it was killed in a flash.

Moreover, the destructive power caused by this criminal is obviously much stronger than that of the "Vest Tiger".

The crowd who had been watching suddenly fled in panic. Some people took out their mobile phones and started contacting the "Heroes Association".

"Damn bald head, don't move quickly. When things get worse and worse, it won't end well."

Although Yezai's current strength is not in vain for those "S-class heroes", but the ones at the bottom of the ranking are okay, and the ones in the front are not opponents with him at present.

Fortunately, the bald head didn't make any trouble this time.

With a shiny bald head, yellow tights, and a white cloak, he appeared in front of the crowd as a "hero" for the first time.

"It's not good, another strange guy appeared!"

"Could it be that pervert's accomplice, haven't the heroes from the Hero Association come yet?"

The bald Saitama, who was about to greet the cheers, almost fell down again when he heard the voices around him.

What about the "hero" treatment that he promised, this frankly treats him as an "accomplice of criminals"!

(Look at my little broken car, he is fast and stable ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

17th Chapter [-] Yaya and Saitama in the urban battle

In fact, this is not to blame for the bald head, after all, Saitama has not been a "hero" for a long time, and it is the first time he has been on duty.

No one knows him, and he is not popular, which is completely normal.

And his clothes are so strange, it is normal operation to be regarded as a "weird guy".

"Stop talking nonsense, just do it!"

Ye Zai didn't care about the blow to his bald head, he directly punched his face, and knocked his bald head into a building.

Apparently Yezai didn't want to waste any more time, someone had called the "Heroes Association" just now.

If he made things worse and even provoked her two sisters, then he would have to be scolded again.

Although his transformation technique is perfect, those who are familiar with him can still easily recognize him.

And as the bald head was punched away by Ye Zai, the people around also understood that this new bald head was not in the same group as Ye Zai.

But..., "So weak, I didn't even receive a punch."

"Is it a new hero? But not only is he dressed strangely, but his strength is also so weak..."

"Do you guys think that this pervert is so stylish and super powerful?"

"The blue ball just now is also super handsome. If the other party is a 'hero', I will definitely be a fan of him."

Humans are visual animals, and we like powerful and handsome things.

There is no doubt that Yezai's "spiral pill" just now, and Saitama's punch, coupled with the character design of "people don't talk too much", immediately made him countless fans.

Moreover, Yezai's characteristics belonged entirely to the category of "human beings", which changed the public's perception in just an instant.

I feel that this uncle is really a fan. Although he is not a "hero", he will pretend to be aggressive.

While Qiyu was in a daze before, he was suffocated by Yezai's punch, and now he has reacted, he still has task indicators to complete.

So Saitama's body burst out from the ruins immediately, and started an offensive and defensive battle with Yaya that dazzled everyone.

Fist to fist, elbow to knee, a dizzying movement that left the surrounding residents stunned.

"boom------!"

Yezai's fist and Saitama's fist collided in the air, and a big hole suddenly appeared in the ground.

The impact of punches and punches even stirred up a stream of air, causing wind and sand to roll up around.

Of course, this is the result of Saitama's reservations. With Yezai's current strength, if he wants to fight Qitama, he still can't achieve an even match.

But it was like this, it still frightened the people around.

It's not like they haven't seen a "hero" fighting a weirdo before, but the scene of the two fighting now is not at the same level, okay?

Because of the fierce battle between the two of them, the cement road was full of large and small pits.

The surrounding shops and buildings also suffered from their battles, covered with large and small cracks, and directly became dangerous buildings.

"Hey, it's almost enough. One hundred thousand yen is enough. If I continue to type, I will add more money."

In a fist fight, Yezai was punched into a large water storage tank, and the steel water storage tank directly reflected a human silhouette.

"Yezai, let's fight for a while. Didn't you see that the people below started to cheer for me?"

When the bald head heard that Yezai wanted to retreat, he was obviously not happy.

There are already girls below cheering him up again. It is obviously the first time that the bald head enjoys this kind of treatment, and he looks quite complacent.

"If the fight continues, other people from the [Hero Association] will come. If Genos and my sister come, they will definitely be recognized by them."

"At that time, we will be judged as illegal operations, and the few female fans you have now will turn from fans to black in an instant."

Ye Zai looked at the bald head, who didn't know how to accept it, and said mercilessly.

It was only at this time that the bald head realized that they were acting, and Yezai was not a "criminal".

If he is discovered by the "Hero Association", let alone a "female fan", he might become a vagrant again.

"That's how it is, Yezai, you should almost let me defeat you, let me be handsome at the end."

Although the bald head looked around, the crowd cheering for him felt a little bit reluctant.

But when he thinks that the future will be long and there will be opportunities in the future, he is relieved.

"Asshole, remember to take back your strength later, did you f*ck have a blast just now, and now my bones are about to fall apart, I'm going to pay more later!"

Seeing the energetic bald head, Ye Zai reminded him that he was afraid that the latter would give him a "serious punch".

Although his strength has greatly increased now, if he eats Saitama's "serious punch", it is estimated that he will have to peel off his skin if he does not die.

And his salary is only "[-] yen", if he is beaten badly, it will not be enough for medical expenses.

In the end, the drama directed and acted by Saitama and Yezai came to an end. Under the attack of Saitama's "Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Whirlwind Fist", Yezai was directly beaten into a meteor and flew away.

After the bald head posed various poses, he also decided to put on a show, and it was almost time to leave.

What makes the bald head regret is that when he left, there was no young lady who left him contact information...

After Yaya and Saitama both left the stage, Max and Stinger and several "A-class heroes" also arrived shortly after, but they only saw ruins and holes in the ground.

Before they received an order from the headquarters to go here for support, they thought it was some powerful "weird".

But when they got to know the witnesses around them, they realized that the one who caused the destruction was actually just a "human criminal".

But it's no wonder that the headquarters made a fuss over a molehill, and actually asked them to dispatch a few "A-level heroes" to deal with "human criminals".

But when Saitama and Yaya were fighting, the system at the headquarters reacted to the energy generated here, and the judgment made by it actually reached a "ghost-level disaster."

"Ghost-level" disasters are simply not something that "C-level heroes" and "B-level heroes" can handle.

Even the "A-level heroes", if they did not go with them, it would probably be a disaster.

In fact, Stinger and the others understood after seeing the traces of the battle at the scene that the guys who fought were very strong, and much stronger than them.

The large and small deep pits on the ground, as well as many tilted and collapsed buildings, all prove the strength of the two sides in the battle.

Originally, with the combat power of Saitama and Yaya, they were not suitable for fighting in the city.

But there is no way, the bald head needs witnesses to complete the task indicators.

Fortunately, under the care of Yezai's "super power", although their battle was fierce, no passerby was unexpectedly injured.

And the two perpetrators who caused all this were hiding in a room of tens of square meters in Z City, arguing fiercely.

Not even knowing anything about the sensation they caused...

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"You bastard, bald man, you agreed on [-] yen, I've been beaten up by you so much, and you actually want to deduct my salary!"

At Qitama's house, Yezai pointed at Qitama with a finger, and there was a burst of cursing.

But the bald head picked his nostrils unmoved, and resolutely carried out his shameless attitude to the end.

"Didn't I return the previous [-] yen to you?"

"And why do you only give me [-] yen when I act with you, but you want me [-] yen?"

The bald head felt unbalanced. Yezai promised [-] yen before, but in the end he only gave [-] yen, which was a full three-quarters reduction.

So now I promise [-] yen, and only give [-] yen, which is only reduced by one-half. It's not too much to think about...

"You fucking third-rate acting skills, can you compare with me, an actor?

My sister didn't let go of her anger, but she almost doubted her life because of your anger.That wave of Lao Tzu's performance not only allowed you to complete the task indicators, but also made you a lot of fans! "

Janos on the side sighed helplessly when he saw the two people arguing.

He doesn't understand Teacher Saitama and Yezai, they are obviously strong men with incomparable strength, but why are they making trouble every day because of these trivial matters.

"Drip, drip, drip!"

And just as Saitama and Yaya were continuing their noisy daily life, the mobile phone equipped with the "Heroes Association" on Genos's body suddenly rang.