Just in the Middle, You Told Me This is Journey to the West

If you can't find food in the imperial capital, then it's useless to go elsewhere.

At that time, Li Shimin was so worried, he was so worried that he wanted to chop himself into pieces.

Well, take your own bones and flesh and blood to block all the holes on the banks of the Yellow River.

It's just that the Yellow River is flooded, and it's useless to chop Li Shimin up.

After all, he, Li Shimin, is not the Tathagata Buddha, and he doesn't have that great supernatural power. Let alone chopping it up, even if it is whole, it won't be able to plug a hole.

So, it is difficult to be an emperor!

It's not that Li Shimin never thought of asking the Yellow River water god for help, and even dedicated sacrifices to the Yellow River water god.

But it didn't work.

The water god of the Yellow River is an upright god in heaven, so how can he ignore you, an emperor on earth.

Now I suddenly heard that the water god of the Yellow River came to the world, and came to congratulate an ordinary scholar who I didn't like on his wedding.

Let alone Li Shimin's mood.

It's not tasteful at all!

It's just that this doesn't affect Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who is curious about the Yellow River Water God, and is also thinking about how to make friends with the Yellow River Water God.

There is no other meaning, just to let the water god of the Yellow River pay more attention to his Tang people when there is a flood in the future.

No matter how bad it is, it's better to notify in advance.

This will also allow him, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, to have time to prepare.

The levee should be repaired.

It is time to open canals to divert water.

This can also save the people of Datang from flooding and disasters, right?

It's a pity that Li Shimin didn't know at all that the red-bearded dragon god of the Yellow River Water Mansion was the fourth son of the Jinghe Dragon King.

If he knew about this, he probably wouldn't be here thinking about how to make friends with the red-bearded dragon god.

Definitely run as far as you can, wishing that you will never see each other forever.

Cough, well, Li Shimin still thinks that the Dragon King of Jinghe was beheaded by Wei Zheng because of his unwillingness to save him.

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Not to mention what Li Shimin, Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who was among the guests in the front yard, thought.

But when Yang Xuan brought Chen's father, Chen's mother and a group of guests to the front yard, he saw the Yang family elders leading a dignified middle-aged distinguished guest in a red robe, red beard and red face, walking inside.

Beside the middle-aged distinguished guest with the red beard and red face, there were two Taoist priests who were talking and laughing happily with him.

When Yang Xuan saw the face of the middle-aged distinguished guest, he immediately knew that the person in front of him was the Lord of the Yellow River Water Palace, the Red-bearded Dragon God.

Well, who makes people look more distinctive?

Red bearded dragon god!

Listening to the name and looking at the person's appearance, as long as the eyes are not blind, you will not think that the two Taoist priests will be the Yellow River Water God.

Most importantly, he knew the two Taoist priests beside the red-bearded dragon god.

One of them is Yuan Tiangang, the current Qintian Supervisor of Datang.

And the other is Yuan Shoucheng, the former Qintian Supervisor of the Tang Dynasty.

The whole uncle and nephew.

I don’t know if they thought that the Yuan family from the Qingyang Palace had monopolized the Qin Tianjian of the Tang Dynasty.

"I have met the old master, Daoist Yuan!"

Yang Xuan took Chen's father and mother, and first bowed to Yuan Shoucheng and Yuan Tiangang's uncle and nephew, then carefully observed the red-bearded and red-faced middle-aged distinguished guest beside Yuan Shoucheng, and asked politely: "But the red-bearded Dragon God Face to face, Hongnong Yang's Yang Xuan is very polite."

"I have met the old master, Daoist Yuan!"

"I've seen..."

With Yang Xuan taking the lead, Father Chen, Mother Chen and the guests behind the three of them also wanted to salute.

However, just as Yang Xuan was saluting, the Red-bearded Dragon God stepped aside and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Patriarch Yang must not do this, Mr. Chen and my father are friends who have forgotten years, and they worship as brothers of the opposite sex. If you really want to According to seniority, Xiaolong I still call him uncle."

"Patriarch Yang is Mr. Chen's father-in-law, how dare Xiaolong accept this gift."

"Even if you want to salute, Xiaolong should salute you all!"

After the red-bearded dragon god finished speaking, he bowed his hands to Yang Xuan and Chen's father and Chen's mother to salute the younger generation. Everyone in the whole field stood there with their mouths wide open, unable to recover for a long time.

Seeing this, the Red-bearded Dragon God was also extremely helpless, so he could only continue to speak: "After my father received the invitation, he couldn't come because he had something to do, so he specially sent Xiaolong to congratulate my uncle on his new wedding."

Yang Xuan couldn't believe his ears when he heard the words.

Originally, he thought that his son-in-law was awesome enough to make friends like the Red-bearded Dragon God.

Who would have thought that Chen Qi's awesomeness was completely unreasonable.

He even made friends with the red-bearded dragon god's father, and even sworn brothers of the opposite sex.

533 Damn it, if these words hadn't come from the mouth of the red-bearded dragon god, he wouldn't have believed it if he killed Yang Xuan.

Then the problem is coming.

My son-in-law and the red-bearded dragon god's father have become brothers of the opposite sex, so how should I call the red-bearded dragon god?

You can't just call out grandson, can you?

If he really wanted to shout out like that, Yang Xuan was really a little scared.

He was afraid that when he returned to Hongnong County, the ancestral graves of his old Yang family would be swept to the East China Sea by the flood of the Yellow River.

"Haha, there's no need to pay attention to these common etiquettes. As practitioners of my generation, it's better to talk about each other."

Just when Yang Xuan didn't know what to do, Yuan Shoucheng on the side smiled and spoke, which relieved the embarrassing atmosphere in the field.

Fortunately, it was Yuan Shoucheng who spoke up, otherwise the question of address alone would have stumped Yang Xuan, the Minister of the Household Department.

"Haha, what the old heavenly master said is right. As practitioners of my generation, it is better for everyone to follow their own preferences."

Yang Xuan also broke into a cold sweat secretly, and at the same time he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Dragon God and Old Heavenly Master please come inside, please come inside!"

This is a real god, you must invite it inside, please sit down!

However, to Yang Xuan's surprise, the red-bearded Dragon God didn't have time to go to the inner hall after hearing the words, but instead saluted Yuan Shoucheng: "Uncle Yuan please first!"

The Red-bearded Dragon God felt helpless too!

No way, who made his father have a lot of brothers, especially sworn brothers, there are groups of them.

This caused him to look like a junior to everyone he met, and he could call himself a junior.

No, Chen Qi is not only the sworn brother of his father Jinghe Dragon King, but Yuan Shoucheng is also his uncle, so they must be respectful.

Otherwise, if his father Jinghe Dragon King found out, he would definitely be beaten up again.

So, it is difficult for him, the Yellow River Water God! .

Chapter 153

When the red-bearded dragon god spoke, he did not cover up, so many guests in the front yard of the Chen residence could hear him.

Not to mention Li Shimin, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, whose martial arts cultivation base is not vulgar.

Therefore, Li Shimin's mentality completely collapsed.

The whole person just stood there in a daze, staring blankly at Yuan Shoucheng who was surrounded by the crowd and entered the inner hall of the Chen Mansion, feeling that this world was not real at all.

Well, it's really not true at all, every corner of the world is full of lies.

Who can tell him what's going on in this world?

Can this room still get better?

When will he, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, stand up?

I thought everyone was poor, but it turned out that they were pretending to be poor, but he himself was really poor.

Sadness flows like river!

The gatekeepers, the gatekeepers emptied the imperial power.

The family, the family left and right court.

Confucianism, Confucianism controls the fishing boat.

Even the ordinary scholars who were despised by him and sent to the Hanlin Academy were gods who had communion with gods and spirits.

Not only has real talent and learning, but now there are even gods from heaven to congratulate her on the big wedding.

Even Yuan Shoucheng, the supervisor of the Qintian Supervisor who had shied away from secluded cultivation, talked and laughed happily with the red-bearded dragon god, and was called his uncle's boss.

"Fake, it's all fake!"

"So the clown turned out to be me!"

Li Shimin felt bitter, picked up the wine cup in front of him, and drank it down in one gulp.

I just feel that this world is full of lies, and there is no sincerity between people.

It is really indescribably sad and painful to drink fine wine into the heart of sorrow.

Thinking of this, Li Shimin only felt that he was in such a difficult situation, and had the urge to cry.

Sure enough, this world is really not worth it!

.......

Chen Qi, who was welcoming his relatives back home, did not know that there was such a little disturbance in the Chen residence.

At this time, he was sitting in the dragon sedan chair among the dragon and phoenix sedan chairs, waiting for the end of the wedding ceremony a little bored.

The whole procession of welcoming relatives and sending off marriages stretched for hundreds of miles, from the flying boat docking area outside Qingzhou County, to the west gate of Qingzhou County.

The style of the team is a fiery red.