Just in the Middle, You Told Me This is Journey to the West

If you are capable, try memorizing Tang poems and Song lyrics?

You don't need three hundred poems, just memorize the dozens of poems that are familiar to you and have been handed down through the ages.

Anyway, Chen Qi couldn't memorize it, so he never thought of reciting poems to become famous in Tang Dynasty.

It's not that I don't want to, but I really can't remember!

Well, there is no need to doubt, he was a scumbag in his previous life, not to mention Peking University and Tsinghua University in the college entrance examination, he didn't even pass the Peking University Jade Bird.

Oops! .

Chapter 24

write poetry?

This is really fatal.

Chen Qi looked at the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table in front of him, and couldn't help but feel a headache.

He does remember a few ancient poems, but the key is that they don't fit the occasion.

And apart from the famous Luoshen Fu, I am afraid that there is no poem that can perfectly describe the "immortal" spirit of the fairy.

It's a pity, not to mention that Chen Qi couldn't recite Luoshen Fu at all, even if he recited it, he couldn't use it.

After all, Cao Zhi was a character in the Three Kingdoms period, and his poems have long been passed down to the world, so even if you want to be a writer, you can’t do it.

"The Yang family has a girl who has just grown up and was raised in a deep boudoir?"

"Looking back at Bai Meisheng with a smile, Liugong Fendai has no color?"

No, this is about Yang Yuhuan, and it must be inappropriate to describe a fairy.

"Yun Xiang clothes Hua Xiangrong? What's the next sentence?"

Chen Qi racked his brains, but couldn't think of what the last sentence of "Yun Xiang clothes and Hua Xiang Rong" was.

"There is a beautiful woman in the past, living in a secluded valley?"

"That's fine, but can I just write these two sentences?"

Chen Qi remembered a long section of this poem, but he only remembered this line, so he had to pass it.

So, what are the ancient poems describing beauties, especially fairies?

"Will you be a lovebird in the sky, and Lian Lizhi in the earth?"

"A business woman doesn't know the hatred of subjugation, but she still sings the queen/tinghua from across the river?"

Damn, it's too difficult, okay, this is completely making things difficult for him, Fat Tiger.

"There are beauties in the north, who are peerless and independent. A smile can captivate a city, and then a smile can captivate a country. I would rather not know that a city or a country is beautiful. It's hard to find a beautiful woman again?"

After a long time, I finally remembered a complete poem, but this poem may be too licked after writing.

Chen Qi frowned, a little hesitant, and felt that giving such a poem to an upright official would affect his glorious image a bit, and it would be bad to spread the word.

Well, the above is all nonsense. The real reason is that it is a pity to give this ancient poem to an honest official just after thinking about it.

Isn't it good to use it to pick up girls?

Chen Qi frowned while looking around.

I saw other Jinshi, some writing vigorously, and some frowning like him, obviously stumped.

Turning his gaze to Chen Guangrui, who was in the chief seat, he saw that the number one scholar had already put down the Langhao pen, with a confident smile on his face.

Then look at the fairy Shi, who is like Fairy Lingbo, who is standing in the dense fairy air, looking at Zhuangyuan Lang with full expectation, obviously focusing all his attention on Zhuangyuan Lang, and doesn't care about other scholars at all.

Seeing such a scene, Chen Qi couldn't help sighing.

This gives people the feeling of being a green leaf, which is really uncomfortable.

But there is no way, who made Chen Guangrui have more talent than billions, and with nearly a billion people, his background is also amazing.

"So that's it. It seems that the protagonist tonight is still Chen Guangrui. I don't know what role this Fairy Master is playing in the middle."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter so much, just write a poem to deal with it."

Chen Qi sighed, feeling that he had thought too much earlier.

Today's protagonist is Chen Guangrui, the number one scholar. The poems written by other scholars are not necessarily read by other teachers and fairies, so why think so much about them.

Thinking of this, Chen Qi didn't hesitate any longer, just picked up his pen and put together a song at random.

"The waning moon shines brightly on the cold screen, and the sound of the zither is faint. It's already three o'clock. I'm a melancholy guest in the world, and I recall my life in the sound of heartbreak."

The handwriting is not good, and the poems are relatively casual.

Chen Qi didn't expect to make the fairies of Tianyin Pavilion fall in love with just one poem, he just dealt with it.

When Chen Qi put down the brush in his hand, the other Jinshi also finished writing one after another.

In fact, writing poems and lyrics is not difficult for everyone in the field.

After all, in this era, poetry is an essential skill for every reader, just like composition in later generations of Chinese.

Don't care if the writing is good or not, it will definitely be written.

Like in the novel, after the protagonist travels through ancient times, he becomes famous in various poetry fairs, while other examinees and Jinshi write various limericks.

It's just a matter of thinking about it, it can't happen in the real world.

Although many of those who were able to pass the Jinshi examination had lost their connections, this does not mean that they have no talent.

On the contrary, in this era, anyone who can pass the Jinshi examination must be the heir carefully cultivated by the aristocratic family.

This can be seen from the attitude of everyone towards Chen Qi.

Because of "The Theory of Exterminating Buddhism and Getting Rich", Chen Qi hated Tang Wang Li Shimin, offended Buddhism, and lowered the lower limit of new academic scholars, and was criticized by many scholars.

However, none of the Jinshi in the field taunted him with harsh words, and gave him a chance to pretend to be slapped in the face, just isolated and alienated.

It's not good, it's not offending, and it's not mocking for no reason.

From this incident alone, we know that there is no simple character among the Jinshi in the field.

After half a stick of incense, everyone stopped writing, and then the maid of Tianyin Pavilion carefully put away the poems and songs that everyone had written, and handed them to Concubine Shi Yu on the stage to appreciate.

And all the Jinshi in the audience also showed anticipation, hoping that the poems they made would be a blockbuster.

Of course, it would be even better if the fairy could fall in love with her.

It's a pity that this is impossible at all, because tonight's protagonist is Chen Guangrui.

Chen Guangrui entertained all Jinshi again and again, not because he really wanted to enhance friendship with everyone, but to make a name for himself.

As a number one scholar, the best and fastest way to become famous is undoubtedly to write poems and lyrics.

Once a masterpiece is passed on during the banquet, then Chen Guangrui's fame will not only be limited to Chang'an, but will spread throughout the Tang Dynasty, and even the surrounding countries, becoming a real celebrity.

Recalling that Chen Guangrui would find all kinds of reasons to show his literary talent every time he entertained people, and it would be publicized. This method of fame is too obvious.

However, everyone sees through and does not tell the truth, and they are still good friends.

Chen Qi didn't believe that he was the only smart person among the other thirty or so Jinshi.

Since no one spoke, it meant that no one was willing to insult Chen Guangrui for this name.

Chen Qi thought long and hard, constantly trying to figure out the twists and turns, and was amazed at the methods of the aristocratic families of this era.

However, the fact that all Jinshi gave Chen Guangrui face and were willing to be a green leaf does not mean that other people are also willing to give him face.

While everyone in the arena was waiting for Fairy Shi to appreciate her poems, an angry shout suddenly came out from outside the hall.

"Go away, a little servant, dare to stop me?"

Afterwards, everyone only heard a "bang", and saw a figure dressed as a servant of Tianyin Pavilion crash into the palace door, flew in backwards, and knocked down two Jinshi who couldn't dodge.

The sudden change made everyone in the field stunned and a little at a loss.

And Chen Guangrui, the number one scholar sitting on the main seat, stood up suddenly and looked out of the hall with a gloomy expression.

He wanted to see who it was.

This is not to give Chen Da Zhuangyuan face, but to slap him in the face of Chen Da Zhuangyuan! .

Chapter 25

"Where are the lunatics who dare to act wild in Tianyin Pavilion!"

Chen Guangrui stood up abruptly, looked at the man who was running to make trouble in the courtyard, and couldn't help shouting angrily.

He was angry, he was really angry.

God knows how much he paid for tonight's banquet, and how much gold, silver and favors he paid back and forth.

It's a good time now, and I'm preparing to appear in front of the public and take the title of "Poet Immortal descending to earth".

Unexpectedly, a drunk man came to disrupt the situation, and the Vanity Fair he carefully prepared became a joke.

What's the matter, these Jinshi in the field were invited by him with great difficulty. If he was beaten here, where would he save Chen Guangrui's face?

Will he be able to hold his head up in front of all Jinshi in the future?

This is hitting Chen Guangrui in the face!

Chilling!

In just a split second, Chen Guangrui figured out the pros and cons, and made up his mind to make the bastard in front of him look good.

Although he also knew that those who dare to come to Tianyin Pavilion to make trouble are definitely not ordinary people.

But how can this be?

Not to mention that behind him is the Chen family of the Southern Tang Dynasty, the Yin family of Chen Tang, and the Buddhist sect.

Among the Xinke Scholars present alone, there is no simple, seven clans and five surnames, big and small families, all kinds of in-laws are involved in the interests of all kinds, this force is integrated, even if it is the Li Tang royal family, they will eat it. Can't walk around.

"Ha ha!"