As a Ninja, I Just Want to Eat Soft Rice in the Moon

"You don't have to be afraid, the old man is not a devil, and he won't drag you out to hang and beat you casually."

Higashino Zou smiled kindly, but in the eyes of Tohsaka Rin and others, this smile became "nuclear kindness", and the image of a devil quickly formed in their minds.

Higashino Kano's eyes fell on Fudge and said:

"Artificial man, what's your name?"

Fudge shivered in fear, and said in fear: "Fo... Fudge, Lord Kallen named me Fudge!"

Fuji... Karen is really a genius for naming names... Higashino's eyelids twitched.

Of course, he has an impression of the good-looking artificial human in front of him. He is the protagonist Zig of "Fate/Apocrypha" written by the old thief Toide. one of the protagonists.

But now the timeline has changed, without Joan of Arc, the Einzberns summoned the Avenger Angola Mainu in the third Holy Grail War, and he is destined not to be the protagonist of this Holy Grail War.

Higashino Zuo scratched his cheek with some headaches. He hadn't thought about how to deal with Fuji. Since Fuji had been making soy sauce in this timeline and hadn't been next to Higashino Kano, Higashino Zuo didn't feel bad for him in his heart.

After much deliberation, Higashino decided to be a good person, restore Fuji's three-year-old artificial body, and throw him as a social animal in the European branch of Eryi Group, which is considered as the most benevolent.

"Fudge, right? I'll give you two choices. One is to restore your body and give you the lifespan of an ordinary person. You will work for me for five years to pay off your debts, and then you will be free to do whatever you want."

"Secondly, I will give you a sum of money. If you leave now, I will not care about how you want to live the rest of your life."

"Tell me, what is your choice?"

Fudge showed a surprised face, without hesitation, he immediately shouted:

"I choose one!"

After the birth of a consciousness named human, Fudge's only wish is to live like a normal person, but as an artificial human, his lifespan is only three years, and he is destined not to be able to fulfill his wish.

Now there is a chance of salvation without paying too much price before him, how can he not desperately grab this life-saving straw?

"Okay, give me your hand."

Higashino grabbed Fuji's extended hand, repaired his body with the Yin Yang escape technique, then called the people from the European branch of Liangyi Group, and asked them to open a back door for Fuji to come in to work, and arrange a job for Fuji by the way. Human identity, to prevent him from being checked by the police on the water meter.

After Fuji's matter was dealt with, Higashino Zou cast his eyes on Pingcang Guangliu again. This kid knew he had done something wrong and had no face to face Higashino Zou, so he deliberately avoided Higashino Zou's gaze from the beginning, for fear of Dong Yezao liquidated him.

"Pingcang Guangliu, we have been working together for almost ten years." Higashino showed a look of nostalgia, and his tone was a bit complicated.

"Yes, yes." Pingcang Guangliu lowered his head in shame, not daring to look directly at Dong Yezao's face.

"Counting this time, you have betrayed me for the second time."

"I, I was forced, I can't disobey that pharaoh's order."

"I know."

"Go around me, I really don't want to betray you, I don't want to stay in Africa anymore, I want to go back to Japan!" Mitsuryu Ekura begged in a crying voice.

"I see, let's sign this contract."

"Where are you going to send me? South America or Northern Europe? Could it be the North Pole!"

Pingcang Guangliu was so frightened that his body broke out in cold sweat, he dared not accept the contract from Higashino Zuo for a long time.

Neilia couldn't stand it anymore, glared at Dongye and said:

"You are not allowed to bully Brother Pingcang, he was really forced, I can testify."

"I know..." Dong Yezuo looked at Pingcang Guangliu with a complicated expression, and took a sip of the black tea, letting the faint bitterness of the black tea ferment in his mouth.

"...I originally wanted to send you to the Antarctic to clean toilets, but I calmed down and thought about it. If you hadn't been involved with me, you wouldn't be so unlucky and encounter such dangerous things many times."

"If you and I hadn't met, you would have been sanctioned by a girl with magic eyes two years after you became a bomb demon, your future vision would have been cut off, and you would have lived an ordinary life from then on."

"So Pingcang-kun, you have been fired by me. From today on, you have nothing to do with me. You are free."

Higashino Kou smiled slightly, recalling the meeting with Mitsuryu Pingkura back then.

Perhaps the two were not friends from the very beginning. Hikura Higashino’s house was blown up by Hikura Kokura. Higashino Kano has been using Hikura Mitsuryu’s future vision to develop his manga career. Now the mission of “Sou Uchiha” has been completely completed. , Pingkura Guangliu is useless to Higashino Zou, and it is time to end this seemingly incompatible relationship.

Pingkang Guangliu couldn't believe his ears, he just saw Higashino Kou handed over a dismissal agreement, he had imagined countless times that he would be free and return to the life of ordinary people, but he didn't expect to be so this form.

Taking the contract with trembling hands, Mitsuryu Hingakura signed his name on the contract.

Higashino Kou pushed a piece of cake in front of Pingkura Mitsuryu, and said seriously:

"Mr. Pingcang, you have worked hard these years. I originally wanted to give you a severance pay, but the people in the company told me that you often use your personal power to steal from the product department. This severance pay will be paid as a fine." Alright."

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Two teardrops fell from Pakura Mitsuryu's eyes and hit the cake, melting the black chocolate surface.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry Higashino! It's my fault for betraying you. I don't deserve your kindness to me. I'm really sorry!"

Pingcang Guangliu couldn't suppress the sadness in his heart, and wept restraintly, the resentment towards Higashino Zou in his heart quickly dissipated.

Looking back on the past, even though Dong Yezao used him and squeezed him, he never owed him anything.

Demon Eye Killer was given to him by Higashino Kano, and Higashino Kano has paid him a high salary these years. The money he saved is enough to buy two houses in the bustling area of ​​Tokyo, and Higashino Kano will come to rescue him every time he encounters danger.

But because he was greedy for life and afraid of death, he betrayed Higashino Zuo twice. Although the second time was forced, Pingcang Guangliu felt that if his original attitude could be firmer, maybe some proud pharaoh might be killed. will give up.

"Higashi Yezuo... Are we still friends?" Ping Cangguang asked with red eyes, choked up.

"Yakura-kun, be an ordinary person, the world of magic is not suitable for you, live well from now on."

Although Higashino Sou didn't say it clearly, Pingkura Guangliu already knew Higashino Sou's answer. They were people from two worlds from the beginning, and the two were destined not to be friends.

Slightly sad feelings spread in the living room, Higashino Kou breathed a sigh of relief, and shifted his gaze to this young but very good-looking Neilia with yellowish skin and curly long black hair .

Is she the master of Ozymandias?She is really beautiful, and in Roman's words, she is an Egyptian beauty. No wonder the rebellious Ozymandias would listen to her... Kanou Higashino took a look at Neilia, and then politely looked away.

"Ozymandias and I have a deal, he wants me to take care of you for a while, you are a magician, do you have any wishes for my help?"

"That bastard Pharaoh, did you kill it?" Neilia stared at Higashino Kanao.

"It's me, do you want to avenge him?" Dong Yezao responded calmly.

"Who wants to avenge that perverted lolicon!"

Thinking of someone's face and arrogant laughter, Neilia's teeth chattered angrily, but there was an inexplicable sadness in her eyes.

"I, I want to be a real magician, can you send me to the clock tower?"

Neilia offered the conditions unceremoniously. In her heart, she actually had a little intention of avenging Ozymandias, but she knew that even Ozymandias was no match for Higashino Kanade. It is impossible to defeat him in my life.

Since the enemy is invincible, all Neilia can carry out now is what Ozymandias said - live well and carry out your dreams!

Although I don't know how Ozymandias reached an agreement with Higashino Kano, this did not prevent Neilia Lion from opening his mouth and biting a piece of Higashino Kano's body fiercely, which was regarded as revenge.

"it is good."

Higashino answered decisively, and then under Neilia's stunned gaze, he quickly wrote a letter of introduction and pushed it in front of Neilia.

"I will arrange for someone to take you to the clock tower. You take this letter to the modern magic department to find the monarch El-Melloi II. She will accept you as her own disciple."

Neilia's throat twitched uncontrollably, her thoughts suddenly became a mess, and she took the letter of introduction with trembling hands.

Is it so easy to enter the clock tower?You can even become the emperor's disciple in one go!

I remember Grandpa said that the monarch is the existence at the top of the magic world, and the admission qualifications of the clock tower are not so easy to obtain. Obviously, the family spent a lot of effort to send the elder brother who is the heir to the clock tower. I am so simple Just enrolled?

A strong sense of unreality filled Neilia's heart. For a magician like her who has no qualifications and her family is not high-class, the Clock Tower is as difficult to enter as Tsinghua University and Peking University. Even if it wasn't difficult, it would take some effort. I didn't expect the other party to solve the problem with a letter, and even arranged for her to be a disciple of the monarch.

Did I ask for too little... Neeria showed a thoughtful look in her eyes. She didn't understand the real magic world. She was just a tool for family marriage. The magic world and the clock tower were too far away for her.

The fact is that the Clock Tower is not difficult to enter. Even Weibo, a good-for-nothing, could get in at the beginning, and Neilia could get in after a lot of effort.

Dong Yezao snapped his fingers and said in a serious tone:

"The world of magicians is very cruel. If you insist, listen to Weber more after arriving at the clock tower, and go to Weber as soon as you encounter difficulties. That's all you need to tell me."

Kanou Higashino glanced at Neilia's body with Tenseigan, and found that the other party's magic aptitude was surprisingly good, about the same as Tohsaka Rin, and there were many traces of potion left on the body, which should be caused by drinking the potion. Changed physique.

That's okay, I'll use the Yin-Yang escape technique to save money... Higashino nods slightly, a starry sky Sphinx, and Higashino takes care of him, and gives Neilia to Webb as a disciple, which is considered to be Ozman. With Dias's deal, I believe that Neilia's future achievements under Weber's training will not be lower than the sacrificial position.

Finally, Higashino Kou cast his eyes on the embarrassed Tohsaka Rin, showing a playful smile as if he was watching a joke.

"Rin, hello."

"You, hello."

Although he had complicated feelings about the man in front of him, Rin Tohsaka greeted him politely out of good manners.

"I have a message from Japan that is related to you. Do you want to hear it?"

"what news?"

Tohsaka Rin showed a puzzled expression, and his heart tightened inexplicably.

Rin Tohsaka pretended to be asleep after being brought home by Higashino, until she was so anxious that she pretended to wake up and happily reunited with her sister Sakura.

For the past two days, she has been recuperating in the manor, playing with her younger sister, and still knows nothing about the outside world.

"Shiki informed me this morning that the court issued a subpoena to the Tohsaka family because a large group of creditors sued you to the court, saying that you did not pay back the money you owed and fled abroad. The debt amounted to one billion yen."

"Your mother, Mrs. Tosaka, fainted from fright on the spot. The Emiya family is taking care of her in the hospital. The court also issued an ultimatum. If you fail to pay back the money on time, the house and real estate of the Tosaka family will be taken away."

"Rin Tohsaka, can you tell me what you have done?"

Higashino smiled, as if reading a joke.

Tohsaka Rin's face was pale, his expression flustered, and he stammered:

"No! This is impossible! I just borrowed a little money to buy gems, how could there be so much as one billion? This is absolutely impossible!"

"A little money? How much is a little money?" Higashino asked.

"Yeah, it's only two or three hundred million."

Rin Tohsaka lowered his head, his tone becoming more and more emboldened.

"Indeed, those creditors only offered [-] million yuan. If you hadn't set up security guards at Dongmu Airport, dismantled the security check, and caused a major safety accident, the compensation would not have been as much as one billion yuan." Dong Yezuo agreed.

"Wait! The security incident at the airport! Damn it, it's all caused by the goddess of the underworld! Why should I pay back the money regardless of my business?"

Rin Tohsaka immediately refused to accept it, and slapped the table angrily!

"I also think Rin is innocent, but people are so unlucky sometimes, you can tell the judge these things." Higashino spread his hands helplessly.

"How can ordinary people believe what I say!"

Rin Tohsaka scratched his head in despair, flicked his ponytails back and forth, tears were about to flow out of his eyes.

One billion yen!This Tohsaka Rin can't get back so much money if he sells it. How can Tohsaka Rin pay back the money?