As a Ninja, I Just Want to Eat Soft Rice in the Moon

"This……"

The corner of Lixiang's mouth twitched twice, thinking how to politely refuse.

I heard that Chinese monks are not allowed to marry and have children. Lixiang doesn't want to become a nun. She has a man in her heart.

Li Xiang could not find out that he glanced at Higashino Kou, who was holding Artoria's hand, with a happy face, and suddenly felt a little annoyed.

Pooh!Scumbag, dad hates it the most!

"Zou, let's go home together."

"go home."

Higashino looked at Mordred and waved to her, Xiao Mo walked over shyly, holding the other hand of Higashino, and a family of three was formed.

Morgan Le Fay watched the figures of Artoria and Mordred from a distance, with a pair of emerald green pupils feeling a little lonely and relieved.

"Miss Huang, do you want to go to Chaldea together?"

Artoria keenly noticed Morgan Le Fay's gaze, waved at him, and asked loudly.

"Hmph! You can go to that kind of rural place. I'm going back to Avalon. Goodbye!"

Morgan Le Fay swiped his index finger in the air, and a door of space opened. Morgan Le Fay walked in without looking back, but a teardrop slid down her cheek and hit the ground.

Ayako stared at the back of Higashino Kanao holding Arturia and Mordred, her eyes were full of jealousy, she wished to rush forward and beat Higashino Kanou, a playboy, into a meatloaf with a susano, so that Vent the hatred in my heart.

Sue!Definitely going to sue the moms!Can't let this playful old man have good fruit to eat!

Ayako uttered resentful thoughts in her heart, Higashino Kou suddenly felt a chill climb from the spinal cord to the back of the head, he had a bad premonition!

The final farewell ended soon, and everyone's bodies completely dissipated, turned into spirit particles and sucked in by the space-time channel, leaving this singularity forever.

Flying through the passage of time and space, when the scene in front of them gradually became clear, Higashino and his group successfully returned to Chaldea, and a group of people were already waiting for them in the control room.

【Ding!Chaldea under your leadership has successfully repaired the singularity "Holy Round Table, Thor and the Last Dragon", and will be rewarded with a diamond treasure chest. Do you want to open it? 】

'Yes'

【Congratulations on getting the "Tailed Beast·Two-Tailed Journey". You currently have eight tailed beasts, which is one tailed beast short of having ten full tails. I hope the host will continue to work hard. 】

……

Returning from the singularity to Chaldea, Higashino's life is not easy, but even more difficult.

Because of cheating on Arturia, Higashino Kou was directly kicked out of Chaldea after suffering the beatings of the two wives, Alquite and Luvia, and was forced to live in the ice and snow of Antarctica. to show punishment.

What can a soft rice man with a low family status do?

Of course, Dong Yezao accepted the punishment obediently and endured the beatings of the three wives. After all, he made a serious mistake. The four wives did not make a divorce. Dong Yezao is already super lucky.

In this way, living alone in the ice and snow for a week, when Dong Yezao was boring and fighting the landlord with the shadow clones, the door of Chaldea finally opened, a thick suit, wearing goggles, wrapped himself like a rice dumpling Roman walked out.

"A living person! A living person!"

Higashino, who hadn't seen a human for a week, ran towards Roman excitedly, pointed at Roman's thick clothes and asked:

"Why is it so thick, like a bear."

"It's more than fifty degrees below zero. It's lucky that you can live outside for a week." Roman rubbed his frozen arms, exhaled ice scum and complained: "I'm just a weak mortal now, not a pervert like you. The monster who came to you today is to inform you that the strategy for the seventh singularity is scheduled for tomorrow, so you can come back and prepare.”

"I can finally go home."

Dong Yezuo burst into tears, no computer, no PS4, no wife and children, no friends, he stayed in this snow for a week, he was going to be bored to death, he has been relying on shadow avatars to pass the boredom for several days It's time.

"By the way, what's the attitude of those in my family? Is it any better?"

Higashino put his arm around Roman's shoulder and whispered.

Roman shook his head and said:

"I don't know, but it doesn't look good. Alquette has been fighting King Arthur for several days. The battle simulation room is about to be demolished. I don't know what they are fighting for?"

"Is this the Shura field?"

Dongye Zuo gasped, if he went back on the wives' anger, not only would he not get any benefits, but he might be used as a punching bag and be arrested and beaten. Dongye Zuo was too familiar with the mentality of his wives.

Section 483 479. N Equal Artoria

"Deputy director, do you want to go back now?"

Roman rubbed his cold and red nose, as if to say, "Deputy director, do you want to go in and deliver it now?"

"I think the scenery in Antarctica is pretty good. I'll stay one more night and set off with the team tomorrow morning."

Dong Yezuo said solemnly, Roman raised his head and looked at the sky. At the moment, it was windy and snowy, and the sky was extremely overcast. Except for snow mountains, there were icebergs all around. The scenery was so beautiful!

"Are you sure you don't want to go back?"

The ignorant Roman continued to ask, the outside environment is so bad, it is only beautiful when it is sunny, what is Higashino trying to stay here and continue to suffer?

"If you don't go back and don't go back, it's impossible to go home and get beaten. You just go back first."

Higashino pushed Roman's back and sent him to Chaldea.

At this moment, the pager on Roman's body suddenly sounded beeping. After answering, Roman answered twice, and then said to Dong Yezao:

"The two ceremonies are looking for you, and let you go to the restaurant to find her."

Dangerous!

Higashino's legs trembled with fright, he was really afraid of something, judging from the current situation, if he went, he might die, if he didn't, he would definitely die, this is a proposition!

"The wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone... For the sake of friends for many years, Roman, if I don't come back alive, you will inherit the game in my Steam."

Higashino patted Roman's shoulder solemnly, then straightened his back and strode towards Chaldea, like a strong man rushing to the execution ground.

"I think I heard Jing Ke sing that line just now when he was drunk."

Roman recalled it, and hurriedly followed back, he didn't want to stay here and suffer from the cold.

Entering Chaldea, the warm air blown by the air conditioner makes people feel reborn again.There is no wind and snow here, there are games to play, and humans to chat with, it is truly a paradise.

Walking in the direction of the cafeteria in memory, many staff members and followers sent congratulatory messages when seeing Dong Yezao "released after serving his sentence" along the way.

Ignoring this group of losers in life, Higashino Zuo now has five beautiful wives. He naturally walks with his back straight, smiles on his face, lives a wonderful life, and smiles powerfully. Let these losers eat lemons.

Tread-tap-

Suddenly there was a sound of horseshoes in the corridor. Higashino Sono was about to fulfill the responsibility of the deputy director. He said that there were no mounts in the corridor of Chaldea, and he saw the man on horseback walking straight towards him.

"You are... the northern hemisphere!"

Higashino knows people by looking at their chests, even if the other party is wearing armor and a helmet, Higashino still recognizes the identity of the person at a glance.

"As expected of me, you can recognize me even if I don't show my true face."

In the northern hemisphere, Lancer Artoria took off his helmet, revealing that divinely beautiful face.

"My playing..."

Higashino chewed and suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Usually, the group of Artorias in Chaldea call him master, and Zou is a pet name for wives. The northern hemisphere calls him that, maybe he wants to be superior! ?

"Zou, come to my room tonight, the king has granted you permission to serve me to sleep."

"Don't followers need to sleep..."

"Blunt, didn't you understand what I meant? Do you need me to explain more clearly?"

The northern hemisphere got off the horse, slammed Higashino Sobi against the wall with a strong posture, lifted the opponent's chin with his index finger, and blew out the fragrance from his red lips:

"My princess, you are coming to bed tonight."

"!!?"

Dong Yezao shrank his neck in fright, and hurriedly refused:

"Al, no, I have a wife, we can't do this."

"Aren't I your wife?"

The northern hemisphere looked puzzled and asked.

"No, although you are Al, but not that Al, we can't."

"Hmph, we are all Arturia, we are essentially one person, why can Arturia touch it, but I can't?"

The northern hemisphere let out a cold snort of dissatisfaction, and the pressure became tighter. Two well-developed balls pressed against Higashino Kou's body through the armor.

so hard!

Higashino was hurt by the armor of the northern hemisphere, and couldn't help thinking about what the northern hemisphere said in his mind.

Artoria = Higashino Kanade's wife

Servants of Chaldea, Artoria = Artoria

In other words, Artoria, the servants of Chaldea = Higashino Kanade's wife!

Gundam Al, what you said makes sense... Higashino showed a stunned expression, and his body didn't resist the northern hemisphere so much anymore. He thought to himself that she was my wife anyway, and it didn't matter if she was nice to the northern hemisphere.

Higashino Sou was about to say "next time" to reject the northern hemisphere's invitation, when suddenly a pitch-black sword struck, and with a bang, it collided with the northern hemisphere's holy spear.

"What are you going to do? Reversed me?"

The northern hemisphere frowned, waiting for the black and hairless Saber Alter Arturia who would suddenly attack.

"What do you want to do to me?"

Black Hairless scolded the northern hemisphere:

"Seduce my husband while I'm not around, is this your royal way?"

"What is your husband? Is that my husband too?"

"Zuu belongs to me alone! I will kill anyone who dares to snatch it!"

"Who is afraid of you, come to fight! Only the winner will play!"

Bang Bang Bing Bing!

The northern hemisphere and Hei Wumao started fighting without a word, and the aftermath of the attack almost tore down the entire corridor.