As a Ninja, I Just Want to Eat Soft Rice in the Moon

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A cow next to Ishtar stuck out its long tongue and licked Ishtar's thigh.

"Ahhh-"

Ishtar immediately screamed, looking back at the blasphemy cow with shame and anger, his fingertips gathered divine power, and a magic bullet seemed to blow the cow's head off in the next second.

"No, God Ishtar, if you kill livestock, Dad will punish you more severely."

Li Xiang on the side put down the wet cloth used to wipe the cow's body, and stuck two paper balls on her nose, apparently this was her way of dealing with the stench.

"This cow dared to touch my body. It's disrespectful! Disrespectful! If I don't kill this cow, what face do I have?"

Ishtar's twin tails jumped up and down in anger, pointing at the cow and shouting angrily.

"Please talk to my dad about these things. I'm just in charge of supervising you. It's enough to help you work."

Lixiang shrugged innocently.

After hearing Higashino's name, Ishtar, who has always been arrogant and domineering, couldn't help being discouraged. He forgave the blasphemous cow with an almost humiliating expression, and then shoveled up the cow dung, with a curse in his mouth Read the name of Dong Yezao.

"Dong Ye Zuo, Dong Ye Zuo, Dong Ye Zuo..."

"To die, to die, to die..."

Matthew walked into the cattle pen with a bucket of clear water, looked at the obsessive Ishtar, and asked Lixiang:

"Senior, what happened to God Ishtar?"

"Probably... already crazy."

Li Xiang pinched her chin and gave a very pertinent evaluation.

At this moment, a figure suddenly fell outside the cowshed, and said to the three people in the cowshed:

"God Ishtar, Lord Lixiang, Lord Mash, and Lord Hokage have summoned you."

Lixiang looked back and saw that this was an Anbe member wearing a dog-face mask and tights. He was a close aide directly under Higashino Kanade. There was no problem with the source of the news.

"Meet us?"

Lixiang and Matthew looked at each other, and they both saw confusion and incomprehension in each other's eyes.

As soon as Higashino came to Uruk, he entered a busy state, leaving his two daughters and Matthew aside.

After these three days, Higashino Sou would only show up at dinner, but he didn't explain anything, and the only task assigned to them was to take care of Ishtar, so Lixiang and Mash would be confused. their purpose.

"Summon me! This bastard finally realized his conscience and won't let me sweep the cowshed?"

Ishtar was overjoyed, threw away the shovel in his hand, ran outside the cowshed, and summoned Maanna to sit on it.

"Let's go, I don't want to stay here for a moment, let's go to the palace!"

Ishtar waved at Lixiang and the others with an eager look on his face.

Seeing Ishtar's impatient look, Lixiang and Matthew didn't have time to think about it, so they had to follow Ishtar and arrived at the palace soon.

In the hall of the palace, Dong Yezao was sitting on the throne, and a group of courtiers stood around the desk, apparently discussing something.

Seeing Lixiang and others coming, Higashino raised his hand to end the meeting, folded his hands on his chin, and said to Lixiang:

"Lixiang, you are back, just as our battle discussion has ended, you just follow orders."

"Father, is the crusade against the Goddess of Warcraft released yet?" Lixiang asked.

"Ahem, Lixiang, you can call me Dad at home, but on this occasion, you have to call me Hokage-sama."

Higashino Koto's eyes were cold, his face was majestic, and he put on the airs of Hokage.

The corners of Lixiang's mouth twitched twice. She was very familiar with Dong Yezao's current posture, because Dongye Zuo always looked like this when he put on airs with his mothers, but Dong Yezao's end was often miserable. status?

"Yes, Hokage-sama."

Li Xiang responded somewhat perfunctorily, as a way to save face for his father.

"Ishtar, how is the cowshed cleared? How many cowsheds are left?"

Higashino Kou cast his eyes on Ishtar who was in a mess, and the other party was baring his teeth in displeasure, glaring at Higashino Kou.

"Humph!"

Ishtar turned his back arrogantly, and did not answer the question directly to show his protest against Kanou Higashino.

"Lixiang, tell me."

Seeing that Ishtar didn't speak, Higashino Kou turned his attention to Tachika again.

"Dad... Hokage-sama, we have cleaned 36 cowsheds in the past three days. It is said that there are 351 cowsheds in Uruk, and there are still 315 cowsheds left."

"Is it so slow? Ishtar is really a useless goddess!"

Koto Higashino let out a sigh of hatred, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and Ishtar said angrily:

"Don't go too far, Dong Yezuo, this goddess has already given you face by cleaning up the filthy place like the cowshed, don't be ignorant!"

"Uh...really? Since you don't want to work, then pay back the money! First return all the tributes that were extorted from the people of Uruk, and then pay off the [-] million owed to me in one go. If you can do this, I will set you free."

"It's impossible to pay back the money! I'm a goddess, so what's the point of returning what's in my hands?"

"You are neither willing to pay back the money nor to work for me. You are making it very difficult for me!" Dong Yezuo spread his hands helplessly, and at the same time showed the magic eye of Kong and said: "As the saying goes, if a person dies, his debts are cleared. Since you have no intention of repaying the money, I can only kill you and use your life to offset the crime."

The chill brought by the Devil's Eye of the Sky swept through his whole body, and Ishtar's throat squirmed, his body trembling and said:

"Are... are you kidding me?"

"you guess?"

Higashino has a happy expression on his face.

"Ah ah ah ah - I work part-time! I choose part-time work! Please let me go, I will never dare again."

Ishtar knelt down with a plop, and posed in the position of a doucheza to Higashino, with tears streaming from his eyes, and his heart was icy cold.

It's really miserable that a goddess can get to the point of Ishtar.

Looking at the funny scene in front of her, Siduri felt that Higashino Kano was a god, and Ishtar was just a servant, so she complained in a subtle voice:

"It's really one thing, one thing. Hokage-sama is the nemesis of Ishtar God. With Hokage-sama, Ishtar God can finally understand."

"Weibo, write this down, let Ishtar continue to work when this operation is over."

Dong Yezuo warned the courtier next to him, then stood up and glanced at the people in the hall.

Webber, Semiramis, Liangyi Fujino, Liangyi Sakura, Grey, Liangyi Tachika, Liangyi Ayako, Mash, Quetzal, Leopard Man, Ishtar... Merlin, and his picks The girl named Anna who came back was all there, and the top combat power of this singularity gathered in the palace hall.

"Everyone, after a day of discussion, we have formally decided on the strategy for defeating the Goddess of Warcraft. Next, Merlin will describe the mission."

Dong Yezuo looked at Mei Lin who had been on the phone for a long time and rushed back last night, showing a nuclear smile, thinking in his heart:

How dare you come back to die, throw you to Quetzal in a while, let you know how powerful Mexican wrestling is.

How could Mei Lin not see the faint murderous look exuding from Dong Yezuo's smile, but Mei Lin knew that no matter where he fled, he would be caught back, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go up, hoping to take the blame and do meritorious service and gain Dong Yezuo's favor.

"Next, let the reliable and handsome big brother Merlin tell you about the battle plan."

With a wave of Merlin's staff, an illusion was activated, and a miniature map of the entire Mesopotamia appeared in front of everyone.

"First of all, we decided to raid the temple of the Goddess of Warcraft tomorrow, kill her, recover the Holy Grail, and restore this singularity."

"However, if you want to break through the forest full of monsters and reach the temple of the goddess of monsters, it is impossible to rely on the strength of individual servants. Therefore, the ninja army on the north wall will cooperate with our actions and raid the forest from the front. Attract part of the troops, Li Xiang, you can take advantage of this time to attack the temple."

"The members of this raid team are planned to be Lixiang, Ayako, Mash, Anna, Leopard, and my big brother...the combat power is not sufficient, so we have to be careful."

"And Ms. Fujino, Ms. Sakura, Ms. Gray, and Alexander III, the commander of the North Wall, will lead the ninja army to confront most of the monsters head-on."

"Considering the contract between the Three Goddess Alliance, Ishtar and Quetzal just follow the Ninja Legion to attract the monsters."

Before Merlin finished speaking, Ishtar interrupted:

"Wait, why do I have to keep my face to fight the monsters, can't I just follow Lixiang and the others?"

"Didn't the agreement of the Three Goddess Alliance stipulate that the goddesses cannot harm each other?"

Merlin scratched his white hair in some puzzlement, and then he was taken aback, his expression suddenly became terrifying.

"What is the Three Goddess Alliance? I have never joined such an organization. What are you talking about?"

Ishtar looked displeased, thinking that everyone was deliberately teasing her.

"What!? Isn't God Ishtar a member of the Alliance of the Three Goddesses? Besides the Goddess of Warcraft and Quetzal, who else is in the Alliance of the Three Goddesses?" Matthew exclaimed.

Everyone's eyes couldn't help but focus on Merlin and Weber, hoping to get answers from these two famous wise men.

Merlin and Weber looked at each other, then shook their heads in unison, indicating that they didn't know the answer.

"Really..." Dong Yezuo rubbed his forehead with a headache, knocked on the table and said, "I should know who the third goddess is."

"Master Hokage, do you really know? That's really great."

Merlin rubbed his hands with a smile on his face, looking very obsequious.

"Useless Merlin."

Anna pulled down her hood, her tone of voice made no secret of her disdain for Merlin.

"The third goddess should be the hostess of Hades, the goddess of the earth, Ereshkigal. Don't ask me how I know, anyway, I just know." Dong Yezao explained.

"Is the goddess of the earth Ereshkigal who corresponds to the goddess of the sky? That's the case. All of this can be explained. Our last enemy turns out to be her."

Merlin nodded suddenly.

"Is Ai Lei still there?" Ishtar was taken aback, his complexion became complicated, and his eyes erratically said: "Although I vaguely felt the existence of that guy, I didn't expect that she was really there. I thought it was my illusion."

"Why is God Ishtar a little unnatural?"

Lixiang blinked, keenly aware that something was wrong with Ishtar at the moment.

Mash put her mouth close to Lixiang's ear, and explained in a low voice:

"Senior, in mythology, the relationship between God Ishtar and Ereshkigal is very bad, even bad. Ereshkigal killed God Ishtar once."

Lixiang suddenly understood, and she said why Ishtar's appearance at the moment was both inconsistent and familiar. It turned out that she was really afraid. Ishtar's appearance was almost the same as it is now when he was threatened by his father Higashino.

"I didn't expect the last three gods to be Ereshkigal. It was Ishtar who gave too much limelight, so that I made a wrong judgment... Sorry, this is my mistake." Weibo rubbed Cleaned my glasses and sincerely apologized.

"Since we made a mistake in our judgment, we need to change our battle plan. The threat of Ereshkigal to Uruk cannot be ignored," Merlin suggested.

"No, don't worry about her, just keep the plan."