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Emperor Chongzhen was speechless.

You are 37 years old and I am only 33 years old. I would be embarrassed to call you Xiao Wang.

"Ahem, let me just call you by your name, Wang Duoyu, can your method work?" Emperor Chongzhen said.

"Of course it can. With my IQ of 250 as a guarantee, this method will definitely work."

Wang Duoyu said happily: "Your Majesty, the era you are in now is ancient in our world, and ancient people are the most ignorant and ignorant. When encountering some strange things, they will think about ghosts and ghosts. "

"Now you take out something out of thin air, and then claim that you have met a god, so you can fool these eunuchs!"

"Then you take out the kung fu method given to you by the group leader and say that it is a kung fu method bestowed by the gods. Do you think they should practice it or not?"

"As long as one eunuch shows results, then the rest of the eunuchs will definitely practice spontaneously."

After hearing this, Emperor Chongzhen nodded and said, "You are right. As long as this army of eunuchs is formed, I will start ransacking the house and make them reluctant to donate money!"

"Yes, this kind of corrupt officials should ransack the house! Ruthlessly ransack the house!" Wang Duoyu said excitedly.

Emperor Chongzhen just felt a little strange, it was me who ransacked the house, not you, you are so excited.

Of course Wang Duoyu was excited, as long as Emperor Chongzhen's house raiding task was completed, he would get 2000 points, and now that he has fooled Emperor Chongzhen, he will definitely succeed in fooling him in the future.

A person is fooled, only zero and countless times.

"My lord, this old slave has notified everyone, now you can start to lecture!" Wang Chengen ran back panting.

Emperor Chongzhen waved his hand, then walked to the front of the school yard, looking at the eunuchs in the school yard, he felt a strange feeling in his heart.

"You are all from the twenty-four yamen, and you are all my servants. Today I summoned you here to tell you one thing - I met an immortal!"

Emperor Chongzhen spoke eloquently: "Nowadays the national crisis is at the head of the burgeoning bandits, I cry and beg the immortals to save Ming Dynasty, and the immortals give me the secrets of cultivating immortals. Today I will bestow the secrets of cultivating immortals to you!"

"You have to practice hard, the Ming Dynasty depends on you!"

After Emperor Chongzhen finished speaking, the school grounds were quiet, no one dared to speak, and no one believed what Emperor Chongzhen said. They only felt that Emperor Chongzhen was under too much pressure and went crazy now.

In the current situation, even the emperor has gone crazy, this Daming is taking jujube pills!

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Chapter 22

"Do you not believe what I say?"

Emperor Chongzhen coldly glanced at the eunuchs standing in the front row of the school grounds, with a trace of anger showing on his young face, he turned to look at Wang Chengen standing beside him, and asked calmly: "Wang Banban, do you believe me?" Do you not believe that I met a fairy?"

"Old slave, old slave believes." Wang Chengen gritted his teeth.

The emperor must be crazy, otherwise he wouldn't have said such a thing!

Now stabilize the emperor first, then send someone to inform the empress, and then go outside the palace to find a Taoist priest to exorcise evil spirits...

"Humph!"

"Wang Banban, you have let me down."

Emperor Chongzhen snorted coldly, and then looked at the eunuchs in the school again: "It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, in fact, I didn't believe it before I met the gods, but now... I believe it!"

"All of you give me a good look, this is the fairy gifted to me by the gods!"

Emperor Chongzhen stretched out his empty right hand, and received the red envelope from Wang Duoyu in the chat group.

On the right hand appeared what Wang Duoyu stuffed into the red envelope - a banana!

Before, Wang Duoyu asked Xia Zhu to buy [-] catties of bananas and [-] catties of peaches, because he was worried that Monkey King, the king of monsters, would finish eating them soon, so he made preparations in advance.

As a result, such a thing as points appeared in the chat group.

Wang Duoyu was about to go crazy wanting to earn points, so he took the bananas and peaches that were originally given free to Monkey King, the king of monsters, as trade items, and exchanged 100 points for 500 catties of bananas and peaches. This deal is not a loss!

however.

Sun Wukong, the king of monsters, is not a fool, why should my old grandson use points to buy your bananas and peaches!

then.

The deal is yellow.

Wang Duoyu's villa is full of bananas and peaches.

At this time, it happened to be used by Emperor Chongzhen as a proof that he had met a god.

In the world of Emperor Chongzhen, it was only March, and although bananas were available all year round, they could not be brought in from the capital. As for peaches, they were not yet ripe.

and so.

A banana, as a proof of having met a god, should be able to fool these eunuchs, right?

Wang Duoyu is not very sure.

but……

If one banana can't be fooled, then another one will come. At worst, he will treat the five hundred catties of bananas as red envelopes and send them over.

Just consider it an investment.

Wang Duoyu did exactly that.