Chat Group Started from Baolian Lantern

Zhang Wuji: "I think you are pretending."

Sun Wukong, the king of monsters: "I also think you are pretending."

Su Hao: "I feel that the painting style of the chat group is evolving in a strange direction, and I'm a little worried now."

Li Xunhuan: "Uh, the group owner is also worried about this. In fact, I have a question in my heart after joining the chat group."

Su Hao: "What question?"

Li Xunhuan: "It seems that there are only men in our chat group..."

Su Hao: "Mr. Sun doesn't seem to be a man."

Sun Wukong, king of monsters: "Don't just talk about my grandson, what about you, the group leader? If my grandson remembers correctly, you are still an egg, so after you are born, will you become a little dragon girl?"

I'm going!

Hello, Monkey King, the king of monsters!

It's really disgusting to curse this baby like this!

If this baby really turns into a little dragon girl, you will be in bad luck!

Even if that brainless exorcist Chen Xuanzang arrives at Wuzhi Mountain, don't try to trick him into breaking the seal of the Great Sun Tathagata...

You just stay in the cave on Wuzhi Mountain and be a caveman for the rest of your life!

Su Hao: "Mr. Sun, I remember that there is a spring in a certain world that allows people to change from male to female. When people from that world join the group in the future, I will entrust him with a spring to turn you into a female." monkey……

Anyway, I think you are tired of being a male monkey, and you might have a second life as a female monkey.

Mr. Sun, what do you think? "

Sun Wukong, the king of monsters: "Master, you are so ruthless."

Su Hao: "Hehe."

Emperor Chongzhen saw the scary chat topics in the live broadcast room, so he immediately chose Congxin, and immediately left the live broadcast room to catch the little emperor.

He was worried that he would be unfavorable in his work and be turned into a woman by the leader of the group.

This threat is too terrible!

After being a man for so many years, he suddenly turned into a woman. Just thinking about it is scary enough, it's too scary!It's scary!

Emperor Chongzhen speeded up, and quickly found the location of the little emperor based on the information he had inquired from the little palace lady before.

A row of strong Ouchi guards stood at the door.

As soon as he saw Emperor Chongzhen, a big inner guard yelled, drew his knife and rushed over, slashing at Emperor Chongzhen's neck.

Emperor Chongzhen didn't even bother to block him, and let the Ouchi guards slash his neck with a knife, then clenched his fists and beat him hard.

A fist the size of a casserole hit Ouchi's guard in the face.

With one punch, the Ouchi guard was sent flying.

The guards who rushed up from behind did not escape Emperor Chongzhen's fist, and were all sent flying!

"Plop", "Plop" fell to the ground.

Such a commotion outside naturally attracted the attention of the people in the palace.

The gate of the palace was opened, and a young eunuch who exuded a very natural and mean aura came out. At first, he didn't recognize the situation clearly, with his nostrils upturned, and with a high-spirited look, he said angrily: "What are you doing?"

"Such a noise made His Majesty angry, you are guilty..."

Only halfway through the conversation, he suddenly saw Emperor Chongzhen, and stopped abruptly, as if he had choked while eating, and it took him a long time to swallow it, and then he screamed in an extremely miserable voice: "Rebellion, rebellion! There are rebels! Come on, come and catch the rebels!"

This little eunuch is the protagonist Wei Xiaobao in the Star Master version of "The Deer and Ding Tale". He was originally just a handyman in Lichun Courtyard. If there is no accident, he will spend his whole life in Lichun Courtyard. Maybe After staying for a long time, he can be promoted from a handyman to a turtle man.

By chance, Wei Xiaobao rescued Chen Jinnan, the chief rudder of the Tiandihui, the Chen Jinnan who "didn't know Chen Jinnan all his life, and it would be futile to become a hero".

Originally, Chen Jinnan in "The Deer and Ding Tale" was a loyal and loyal minister.

But in Master Xing's version of "The Deer and Ding Tale", Chen Jinnan's character design has changed.

It can be seen from what he said to Wei Xiaobao, "The purpose of anti-Qing is to rob money, food and women".

The original version of Chen Jinnan would not say such words.

After Chen Jinnan was rescued by Wei Xiaobao, he accepted Wei Xiaobao as his apprentice, and then sent Wei Xiaobao into the palace as an undercover agent.

That is to say, Wei Xiaobao was lucky, got into the palace by accident, and got acquainted with the little emperor who was full of pockmarks.

The pockmarked little emperor was very dissatisfied with Ao Bai, who was dominating the government and the public, and joined forces with Wei Xiaobao to plan to kill Ao Bai.

It happened that Oboi joined the Dimensional chat group at that time, and was punished by Su Hao with a ten-strike electric shock package because of his outrageous remarks.

After Oboi experienced the electric shock package, he lost his strength and was stabbed to death by Wei Xiaobao with a dagger!

For Wei Xiaobao's great achievements, he was naturally appreciated by the pockmarked little emperor, and not too long had passed since Oboi's death.

After the arrival of Emperor Chongzhen, the pockmarked little emperor was discussing with Wei Xiaobao about copying Oboi's house, unexpectedly there was a commotion outside.

The pockmarked little emperor immediately became dissatisfied, and asked Wei Xiaobao to go out to see what happened.

Wei Xiaobao thought it was no big deal at first, but in the end he met a traitor, and it wasn't a traitor with braids like Tiandihui, but a traitor without braids!