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"The Sword Emperor of the Yuanshen World"
Chapter 94 Gradually drifting away on the road of social death
What are you panicking about!
It's just a seven-year-old little Keli. Could it be that he can't coax a little girl!
Even though Keli's thinking seems to be a little bit out of the way, it doesn't change the fact that she is just a little girl.
Just pretend you're a powerful thing... yes, pretend you're the North Wind Wolf and trick her away!
"Ow!"
Just when Li Sinuo's thoughts gradually became clear, the little wolf with half of his body exposed outside began to struggle again.Compared with the stupid human beings behind him, it still feels that Keli in front of him is more intimate.
Although if it really followed Keli, it would probably regret it...
"Little wolf wolf, what do you want to say?"
Keli squatted down, tilted her head and looked suspiciously at the little wolf who seemed to be trying to express something.
Until, Li Sinuo's fingers pressed somewhere, causing the little wolf who felt a chill down his back to stop immediately.
"Why didn't you move again, weren't you talking just now?"
From the beginning to the end, Keli never considered why the wolf could speak.
"Of course I'm the one talking, because I'm the all-knowing and powerful demon god, the king wolf of the north wind, the outstanding and hard-working guardian of the earth, the record holder of two wild boars for one meal, and the full-time lord of running wolf for [-] hours. "
"Andreus Beluvijech Shukbeta Igubigu Zhaza Borias Elias Phil Ben."
Article [-] of the "Code of Conduct for Weird Shushu", as long as you can't understand what you say, then the little loli will definitely feel very powerful.
"Wow, so to speak, you are the most powerful wolf in Benlanglang!" Although Keli couldn't understand, she felt so powerful!
Look, isn't this an easy hook?
"That's right, ignorant little girl, I know you can't remember my name, but it's okay, I'm kind and big-bellied, just pick what you remember."
"Hmm...Andreus Ruvijech Shukbeta Igubigu Zhaza Borias Ilias Phil Ben?"
Li Sino: "..."
piu bright!
Why can he remember the name Keli he made up casually? It turns out that people and their physiques really can't be generalized... Wait, Keli doesn't seem to be human?
"Ahem, you can remember our names, which means that you are a very talented little girl. I can make an exception for you to ask a question to me, who is all-knowing and omnipotent."
Judging from the roar just now, Keli should come out to find him, right?
Alas, Xiao Keli treated him kindly, but it's a pity that now is not the time to recognize each other.In any case, he had to wait until he solved the problem of the hole behind him before he could go back.
Just wait until she asks where Brother Sino is, then...
"Mr. Lord, do you know how to make Big Bengbeng be born Little Bengbeng?"
However, Keli's question confuses him.
"...What?"
What, what is a big bunny and a small bunny?
I had such high hopes for you, and you're just telling me this?
Trust between people, no!Have!up!
"Sister Xiaotang asked me before if I wanted a Bengbeng that could run and jump! At that time, I was thinking, since I can run and jump, can Bengbeng be like a chicken, a big Bengbeng gives birth to a small Bengbo ?”
"Hey hey, I want hundreds of running and jumping bunnies, so that the streets, steps, and squares of Mond will be full of bunnies!"
The more Keli talked, the more excited she became, and the more excited she was, she even jumped up and raised her hands.
"Boom—!"
Li Sino: "..."
Good guy, once your demolition plan is implemented, even the Ice God will not dare to fart when he comes to Mond City in person.
Just send all these little chickens to the headquarters of the Fools for humane destruction.
"Can it be, Mr. Lord, can it be!"
You can be a Jill, let alone him who is a fake, even if those two really come and pull out their hair, they can't make your big bunny give birth to a little bunny.
You should ask God about this, and see if the old man dares to help you rub a pair of bouncers.
"I'm sorry, in order to prevent the world from going wrong, the great Father God set the rules at the beginning of creation - a big Bengbeng cannot give birth to a little Bengbeng."
God the Father is false, but preventing the destruction of the world is true.
"Is that so..."
If you can't even do such a powerful character, isn't it a dead end?
Kelly is so disappointed.
"Ahem, these are secondary, let's discuss your purpose of coming here."
As he said that, Li Si Nuo grabbed the little wolf's tail and let it lift its head up: "You are looking for a human named Li Si Nuo, right?"
"Hey, Mr. Lord, why do you know?"
Not only do I know this, but I also know that the guy you're looking for is more diligent than Wendy and richer than Zhongli, smarter than Kaya and more capable than Lei Ze.
"Of course I know, because I've said it before, I am the all-knowing and all-powerful Lord Benlang."
"Then do you know where Brother Si Nuo is now?"
Nice, finally led the topic to where he wanted!
Then, things will be much simpler.
"It's very simple. You just need to go back the same way, turn left three times under the tallest tree outside the cave, turn right three times, and wait for another hour, and he will appear in front of you."
And taking advantage of this time, he can solve the problem of clothes and rush back.
Huh, it's really easy, and all this is due to his wisdom far beyond ordinary people.
"As long as this is the case, that's great, I'll go back and find Brother Si Nuo!" Keli nodded her head hard.
Alas, speaking of it, I still feel quite guilty for cheating such an innocent little loli, but unfortunately, no one can punish him.
"Kelly, are you here?"
"Sister Mona, Keli is here!"
Mona...Mona? !
Damn, why did I forget that there was her!
Keli is a little lolita who is easy to deceive, but how can Mona, an astrologer, deceive her? Maybe everyone knows who the lord of the Benlangling is!
"Really, what have you been doing here?"
With a helpless mood like bringing a baby, Mona walked over step by step, and then tilted her head to look at the little wolf who was half body outside the haystack: "This is...?"
Where did this little wolf come from? Such a young wolf should have followed the wolves closely, or been left in the den.
"This is the lord of the Benwolf Territory, Andreus Beluvijech Shukebeta Yigubigu Zhaza Borias Ilias Phil Ben."
Woooooo, Xiao Keli, stop scolding, stop scolding.If it was half dead before, now Ta Meow is completely dead.
"The lord of Benlangling?"
Mona looked suspiciously at the innocent little wolf.
This guy's name is actually longer than hers!
Chapter 95 The first step in chasing a girl is...
Although it is disrespectful to misremember someone's name, but if two people's names are very long, can we do this?
However, Mona is still staring at the little wolf with suspicion at this time... It is impossible for someone to pop up on the road and say something, she should believe it, at least consider the degree of credibility, right?
She is not a naive little girl like Keli. It is estimated that a bard who ran out on the side of the road and said that she is actually the wind god, Keli might believe it.
But now, let her believe that a little wolf that is not much bigger than a slap is the lord of the Benlangling?
It's not impossible, but what about the evidence?
As an astrologer, Mona is well aware of the unpredictable changes in fate. For example, an excellent astrologer like her still cannot escape the fate of poverty.
"Hello, Ms. Astologis Mona Megistus, I know you, you are a very good astrologer."
Li Sinuo felt that he could continue to rescue him!
Fortunately, the name Mona is not particularly difficult to remember. If you like a character, you must first remember her name!
There are many two-dimensional wives for such an excellent otaku like him.
Alas, if he could use this memory to study, he could already make Mora a rich man by reselling his technology and raise a Mona.
"Well, you know my name?"
In Mond, no one should know her, right?If someone knew her master, Mona would not be too surprised.
Mona is not very clear about the lord of the Benlangling, but this guy seems to have some skills.
"Of course I know, because I am omniscient."
If you want to pretend, you have to pretend to be strong enough, pretend to believe it yourself!
"Hmph... omniscient?"
Even Mona, a great astrologer like her, can only dare to say that she has only a half-knowledge about many things. How can this guy who came out of nowhere say that he is omniscient?
Even the Seven Gods dare not say that, who gave him the courage?
"That's right, Mr. Lord is amazing. He even told Keli that as long as you go back to the sleeping cave, turn left three times and turn right three times under the tallest tree, you will find Brother Si Nuo!"
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