Gan Yu, Do You Like Such a Mother?

That's right, she is exactly the Yan Wang Dijun, Zhong Li, who had a one-night relationship (by mistake) with Qi Lin seven years ago.

"Are you still recognizing it?" Zhong Li's eyes were complicated, with a hint of helplessness in his gentleness, and he said lightly, "Didn't I say that you don't need to call me Master?"

"Master!"

Seeing Zhong Li who hadn't seen each other for seven years, Qi Lin threw himself into her arms without saying a word, rubbing against Zhong Li's chest, and said with a smile, "I miss you so much!"

Zhong Li, who was suddenly thrown into his arms, couldn't help showing a surprised expression on her face, but soon, she also showed a gentle smile, touched Qi Lin's head, and said: "You are so big, why are you still If you like acting like a baby so much, don't you have enough of acting like a baby with Gan Yu on weekdays?"

"Master and Gan Yu's mother are different," Qi Lin shook his head and said, "But, do you still remember me? In the past seven years, I must have changed a lot."

"Really? But to me, nothing has changed," Zhong Li said with a slight smile, "Because I have always been by your side for the past seven years."

"Eh?" Qi Lin was taken aback for a moment, wondering, "I'm by my side, why don't I know?"

"Because I have always appeared by your side in different forms," ​​Zhong Li nodded, and said, "Sometimes I am a vendor, sometimes a passer-by, sometimes an old man, sometimes a child, you don't know , is also normal."

and many more……

Although it sounds like there is nothing wrong with it at first glance, but when you think about it carefully, this behavior is definitely a stalker, right?

Thinking of Zhong Li, the always serious rock king, who often observes his daily life around him in different images, Qi Lin feels a little strange in his heart.

"So, the reason why you showed up..." Qi Lin guessed: "Is it also because you are always by my side?"

"No, from a general rational point of view, as the king of rocks, I can't meddle in the affairs of the world at will." Zhong Li shook his head, folded his hands and said, "The reason why I took action was because this person violated the law." After signing the contract, as the god of the contract, I can't sit idly by."

"Is...is that so?" On Qi Lin's cheeks, cold sweat could not help but flow out.

how to say?Zhong Li's meaning seems to be the same as "Although I really want to help you, but I must find a reasonable excuse, otherwise it will be inconvenient to make a move".

This kind of arrogant feeling is inexplicably very touching!

Lord Yan Wang Dijun, you are very good at it!

"Don't get me wrong, I didn't incarnate as a human being to observe you." Zhong Li explained calmly, "In fact, I just want to experience human life in a different way. It's just that it happens to be closer to you every time."

I probably believe you.

How big is Liyue Port, don't you, the king of rocks, not know?

Of course, Qi Lin was just complaining silently in his heart, but he asked, "So, what are your plans for the future?"

"What's the next plan?" Zhong Li stroked his chin thoughtfully, and said, "Tonight, I'll probably find a bridge hole to sleep for the night. trouble……"

"Wait, wait a minute!" Qi Lin showed a somewhat embarrassed expression: "Why do you want to live in that kind of place? Obviously you can stay in a hotel."

"Staying in an inn is indeed a very good choice. Not only do you have a soft bed, but you also have a free breakfast," Zhong Li analyzed blankly, "However, according to common sense, you need to pay to stay in an inn. .But I don’t have money on me.”

"This is obviously common sense..." Qi Lin complained in a low voice: "You are the rock king Morax. The creator of Mora, the common currency in the Tivat continent, how can you have no money?"

"Using my ability to create Mora is naturally an extremely simple thing," Zhong Li said lightly: "But if you do this, you won't be able to truly experience the feeling of living as a human being."

What Zhong Li said makes sense, just like playing a game like "The Sims", if you use a modifier to adjust the money to "9999999999" at the beginning, then the game will become boring.

And Zhong Li herself is not the kind of person who seeks enjoyment, so even in a poor life, she can live a leisurely life.

The most important thing is, who would have thought that this glamorous sister Yu, who exudes a noble aura all over her body, is actually a penniless poor ghost.

"So, without Mora on your body, how did you survive the past seven years?" Qi Lin showed a somewhat helpless expression: "Could it be that as a rock king, you can eat wind and drink dew?" Yet?"

"Although I don't need food and sleep to sustain my life, since I am a human being, I naturally need to follow the human way of life," Zhong Li said solemnly, "Although I don't have any money, due to various reasons, people often pay for me. Payment."

Don't talk about eating and drinking so confidently!

This sentence made Qi Lin think of the last young master of the executive officer of the fools. It seems that Zhong Li should not have encountered this spare wallet.

Qi Lin scratched his cheeks, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Speaking of which, haven't you ever thought about... looking for a job?"

"Are you working?" Zhong Li nodded, and said, "Do you mean the behavior of exchanging labor for remuneration? I have indeed tried, but most of the jobs are not suitable for me."

"Why?" Qi Lin wondered: "With your ability, you should be able to do most of the work perfectly, right?"

"That's true. However, my pursuit of excellence in my work may make it difficult for some businesses to accept." Zhong Li showed a somewhat helpless expression on his face, as if recalling something from the past: "For example, when I went to work in a restaurant, I was fired because I corrected too many mistakes in the chef's ingredients, or when I was working in a teahouse, I was fired for pointing out the mistakes in the storyteller's story."

Qi Lin soon roughly understood Zhong Li's helplessness. Zhong Li's character, at best, was striving for perfection, but in fact, he was more or less obsessive-compulsive.

Referred to as one by one raise the bar.

Even if it is the simplest almond tofu, how much sugar should be put, how much milk should be put, how long it needs to be steamed, and how big each piece should be cut. These are the rules, and there must be absolutely no mistakes.

Naturally, this cannot be said to be a bad thing, but it is true that ordinary people cannot bear it.

"As expected, I'm more suitable for a job that conforms to the rules and can't make any mistakes." Zhong Li sighed shallowly, and said, "However, Liyue now probably doesn't have any jobs that are suitable for an old man like me. Bar."

"Wait a minute!" Unexpectedly, Qi Lin said suddenly: "I thought of a job that...is very suitable for you!" The next day.

Liyue Port, the Hall of Rebirth, and the living room.

"It's amazing, it's really...it's amazing!"

In the living room, the current old hall master of the Past Life Hall is looking at the indifferent woman in front of him with excitement, and it seems that even the wrinkles on her face are blooming: "How can you be so grateful to Li Yue for thousands of years?" You know funeral etiquette so well, even compared to this old man, it's not bad at all!"

At this time, Qi Lin and Zhong Li were sitting opposite Hall Master Hu.They also roughly told Hall Master Hu what happened just now, but they also concealed some things.

And what Qi Lin said was "very suitable for Zhong Li's job" was naturally referring to the job at Xiangshengtang.

After all, other jobs may be able to cut corners, but the work of Xiangshengtang must be rigid and completely conform to the ancient rules. This is probably the job that is most suitable for Zhong Li.

Sure enough, at the beginning, Hall Master Hu was still skeptical of this very young and glamorous woman, but after asking some questions related to funeral etiquette, Hall Master Hu became more and more surprised.

This young woman not only answered her own questions fluently, but even corrected some details, which surprised Hall Master Hu.

"Master Hu, the guest I introduced to you is not bad, isn't it?" Qi Lin said with a rather smug smile on his face, "This sister Zhong Li not only saved the life of Miss Hu Tao, but also He is also proficient in funeral etiquette, so I thought, this is probably some kind of fate, so I recommended Zhong Li's sister to come and work in the Life Hall, I don't know, whether the old Hall Master Hu welcomes it?"

"Welcome, welcome. If Ms. Zhong Li is willing to come and serve in the Hall of Life, I am willing to treat her with the highest standard of treatment!" Hall Master Hu nodded quickly, for fear that Zhong Li would regret it: "To be honest, since the death of You Ming, the Hall of Life has been going all the way. Lacking a skilled guest, although Hu Tao still looks carefree, she still has a little grudge in her heart, so if possible, I also hope that Miss Zhong Li can take care of that child more."

"I like that kid Hutao very much," Zhong Li nodded, and said lightly, "In that case, I will work here in the future."

"Did you decide so soon?" Although Hall Master Hu really wanted to keep Zhong Li, he still felt a little inappropriate for her to make such a hasty decision: "Don't you need to talk about work matters in detail? For example Salary, time off, benefits, stuff like that?"

"This is Liyue, I believe that Xiangshengtang will pay me a salary suitable for my work." Zhong Li didn't seem to care much about it, but said casually: "Besides, I don't care about money."

If it's an ordinary person who says "I don't care about money," it's probably because he doesn't have much money and that's all he can say.

If a rich man surnamed Ma says "I don't care about money", it is probably because he wants to pretend.

But what Zhong Li said "I don't care about money" is that she really doesn't care about money.

"Thanks to Ms. Zhong Li's respect for the Hall of Rebirth, please rest assured. With Mr. Qi Lin testifying here, I must be worthy of treating Miss Zhong Li wrongly at the Hall of Rebirth!" Hall Master Hu suddenly paused when he said this, and asked curiously : "May I ask... Could it be that your family is also in this business?"

After all, when it comes to funeral business, not to mention Liyue, I am afraid that in the entire Tivat continent, there is no one who can be more professional than the Hall of Rebirth, so it is normal for Hall Master Hu to be curious about this.

However, this question is somewhat impolite to ordinary people.

"It's just a little dabbling," Zhong Li said honestly, "Actually, I've seen a lot of funerals, and even if I don't need to study it, I can understand a thing or two."

Indeed, Zhong Li has lived for [-] years, and he has seen countless deaths and funerals. Even when some acquaintances died, Zhong Li personally presided over them. You have to do it yourself." The funeral etiquette that Hall Master Hu learned from his predecessors and books is naturally not as good as that of Zhong Li, who has rich "practical combat experience".

Hall Master Hu naturally didn't believe Zhong Li's words very much, but firstly, she was introduced by Tianxiang Linzi, and secondly, she personally rescued his granddaughter, so Hall Master Hu naturally wouldn't doubt her, so he nodded, He said: "In this case, please ask Miss Zhong Li to stay in the Hall of Rebirth, and I will send someone right away to ask you to prepare a room."

As soon as the words were finished, a maid knocked on the door and came in with a joyful expression on her face: "I tell the master that the young lady has woken up."

"That girl still likes to make people worry. Alas, I scare the old man like this from time to time. If this continues, I'm afraid that I will be scared to death by her sooner or later." Maybe it's because of professional reasons, but Mr. Hu is a matter of life and death. There is no big taboo, and he smiled and said: "I still have a guest to meet, why don't you please go to see Hu Tao first, if she knows about this, she will be very happy."

So, led by the maid, Zhong Li and Qi Lin walked to the door of Hu Tao's room together.

The maid knocked on the door and said, "Miss, I'm Ying'er."

"Oh, come in." Hu Tao's voice came from the room, but compared to the usual energetic voice, Hu Tao seemed a little weak at this time.

The maid immediately opened the door. However, just after opening the door, she saw Hu Tao sitting on the edge of the bed with her upper body bare, wiping her body with a towel. Obviously, she had a fever due to poisoning, which made her bleed profusely. less sweat.

"Hey..." Looking at the dazzlingly white body in front of him, Qi Lin couldn't help showing an embarrassed smile: "This is..."

As for Zhong Li, she still had that expressionless expression on her face, as if she saw a cute girl's body instead of a slightly smoother stone.

"Ying'er!" Hu Tao quickly wrapped her body in a quilt, blushing and said, "Why didn't you tell me there was an outsider?"

"Miss didn't ask me." The maid named "Ying'er" said calmly: "Besides, Miss Zhong Li is a woman, and Mr. Qi Lin is not an outsider, so it doesn't matter if you take a look... You have to see it sooner or later."

"What does it mean to watch sooner or later!" Hu Tao's face was flushed, but she didn't look too angry, she just pouted and said in a low voice, "Ying'er, you go out first."

"Yes." The maid nodded, turned around and was about to leave. Before leaving, she patted Qi Lin on the shoulder and said in a low voice, "Young Master Qi Lin, don't thank me, please seize the opportunity, Miss Hutao... She's a very nice person." After that, the maid Yinger gave Qi Lin a thumbs up and said with a smile, "Come on!"

Qi Lin: "..."

"You, you, you... turn around!" Hu Tao stretched out a snowy lotus-like arm from under the quilt, pointed at Qi Lin, and said with a flushed face, "I want to get dressed."

"You wear it," Qi Lin said with a nonchalant expression, "It's not like I haven't seen it before."

Indeed, a long time ago, Qi Lin used the reason of "checking whether Hutao is the owner" as an excuse, and took a clear look at the whole body of Hutao, even the soles of his feet.

Not only have you seen it, but you have even touched it.

Logically speaking, Hutao shouldn't be shy, but I don't know why, the mood of Hutao now is completely different from that of Hutao back then when facing Qi Lin.

"Qi Lin," Zhong Li said with a blank expression, "As a man, watching a young girl change clothes is a bit inappropriate. You should turn your head away and wait for Miss Hu Tao to change her clothes."

"Okay!" Regarding Zhong Li's request, Qi Lin of course chose to be obedient and turned his head away.

Although the time he spent with Zhong Li was very short, only spending one night with her in the Golden House seven years ago, for some reason, Qi Lin felt that Zhong Li was someone who could be trusted unconditionally.

This kind of strong personality charm is probably the reason why Emperor Yanwang can be admired by the people of Liyue.

Seeing this, Hu Tao hurriedly put on her clothes. Maybe it was because of nervousness. In the past, she could put on the clothes easily, but now she either put on the wrong sleeves or put on the socks backwards. It took a long time It's time to get dressed.

"Speaking of which..." Hu Tao looked at the beautiful strange woman in front of her, but there was a puzzled expression on her face: "Who is this beautiful big sister?"

In Hu Tao's eyes, there are quite a lot of beauties in Liyuegang, but there are very few who can be called "extraordinary". Except for Gan Yu, the seven-star envoy who is not a mortal, it is probably this girl who exudes elegance all over her body. A dusty black-haired woman.

"Her name is Zhong Li, but she is your lifesaver." Qi Lin knew that Zhong Li didn't talk much, and he couldn't lie, so he simply helped to introduce: "Last night, you were poisoned by that killer, if it wasn't for you Sister Zhong Li happened to pass by to detoxify you, now... maybe you have really gone to the world over there."

"Under Zhong Li," Zhong Li nodded slightly, and said, "Thanks to the care of Mr. Hu, from today onwards, I will be the guest secretary of Xiangsheng Hall."

"Wow! Really?" Hearing that, Hu Tao's eyes with the plum blossom pattern immediately radiated light: "With such a beautiful big sister as guest lord, the business of Xiangsheng Hall will definitely prosper!"

"Is there any connection between this?" Qi Lin showed a helpless expression on his face: "This is the Hall of Rebirth, not a maid teahouse. If you attract beautiful women, the business will improve, okay?"

"By the way..." Hu Tao seemed to remember something, with a somewhat complicated expression on her face. After a moment of hesitation, she still asked, "Where is the killer who kidnapped me yesterday? Is she... dead?"

Although it is said that Kurosaki Mea is indeed the murderer who kidnapped Kuta, but Kuta always feels that she is not the kind of hopeless bad person, otherwise, she should be dead by now.

"That killer..." Qi Lin thought for a moment, and then said: "It's lucky for her to let her run away."

In fact, at this time, Kurosaki Meya had been sent by Qi Lin to the Qiling Realm and imprisoned. Qi Lin planned to interrogate her when he had time.