Gan Yu, Do You Like Such a Mother?

"No...don't!!"

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It was already late at night, and with Ningguang's announcement that the treasure troupe had been rampant in Liyue recently, the recent night vision was much more bleak than usual, even in the busiest night market on weekdays. In Huyan, only a few shops are still open at this time, and even Wanmintang, which is the busiest business on weekdays, has already closed early at this time.

"Three bowls but no post" is a well-known restaurant in this place. The reason why it is famous is not because of how delicious the drinks are, but because the shopkeeper of the restaurant is a famous profiteer. I often sell wine mixed with water. However, because the price of this restaurant is cheap and the appetizers taste good, the business can still be maintained.

"The goddamn treasure robbers..." The shopkeeper Degui complained while wiping the table, "It's really a waste of business. I'm afraid I can't even pay the rent with the money I earned today. It's really miserable."

This is an unremarkable middle-aged man, not tall, with thinning hair, and the scalp can already be seen vaguely. It seems that in a few years, it should become a Mediterranean appearance.

Although he is the shopkeeper of "Three Bowls But Not the Job", but because of his stingy personality, he is as stubborn as an iron rooster, so Degui doesn't even hire a clerk, and he does all the work of bookkeeping, waiter, and handyman by himself.

When Degui was muttering and complaining, there was only a "pop", and the door of the restaurant was kicked open, and a tall and beautiful woman in a red dress walked straight in from the door.

The woman's appearance is extremely beautiful, even if she wears a mask that covers half of her face, it is difficult to conceal her stunning appearance, but, unlike that cold appearance, she actually wears a The secondary collar looks rather shameful.

Naturally, it was the lady who had just left Qi Lin.

Degui was a little amazed for a while, but he ran a restaurant after all, and he had seen many beauties, including those astonishing beauties in Liyue Harbor.

What's more, for this greedy shopkeeper, money is more important than beautiful women.

"My...my door!" Degui looked at the door that had been kicked into pieces, and said slightly angrily, "You pay for my door."

"Take it," the lady casually threw a money bag in front of Degui, the bag opened, and a golden Mora slipped out, she said coldly, "Tonight, I'll wrap it here, and put you Bring out the best wine in the shop."

"Okay... okay!" Degui quickly picked up the purse, only to feel that it was heavy in his hand. When he opened it, he found that it was full of Mora, so he nodded and smiled quickly: "Guest officer, please take a seat." , but what appetizers do you want?"

"No need, wine is the appetizer for our Zhidong people." The lady sat down and said coldly, "Hurry up!"

"Yes! Yes!" Degui turned around and left quickly. Within three minutes, he brought fine wine to the lady and said with a flattering smile, "Guest officer, please use it slowly."

After all, Degui also picked up the wine jar, intending to pour wine for the lady, who knows, the lady grabbed the wine jar directly with her hands, raised her head, and drank it directly.

Unexpectedly, after taking a few sips, the lady dropped the wine jar to the ground with a "pop", and the wine jar was instantly smashed to pieces, and the wine inside immediately flowed all over the floor.

The lady said angrily: "What kind of wine is this! In our Zhidong country, even women don't drink this kind of thing, and you are fooling me with this kind of fake product mixed with water. Are you looking for death? I'll say it again, put you Bring the strongest wine in the store, otherwise, I will burn your dilapidated store to ashes!"

"Yes! Obey!" Degui was taken aback, and hurriedly backed away. Not long after, he took out several exquisite wine jars, arranged them on the table, and said with a flattering smile: "This is the wine jar of our shop. Three bowls of the signature wine, no matter how good you are, if you don’t drink three bowls, you will definitely be drunk, objectively, you can drink slowly..."

Degui hadn't finished speaking, but the lady had already picked up the wine jar and drank a few sips, then put down the wine jar, wiped the wine from the corner of her mouth, and said with a sneer, "This is almost the same." , you can get out now." "Okay, okay!" Degui smiled and said, "I'll be waiting behind the counter, if the guest officer needs anything, just let me know."

"Can't you understand human language?" The lady's eyes were full of murderous intent: "I mean, disappear from my sight, if I see you again tonight, I will take the rest of the hair on your head , Pull out one by one."

It has to be said that this "three bowls but not on the post" is really strong in alcohol. Even a lady with a good capacity for alcohol can't help but turn slightly red after a few mouthfuls, and said angrily: "Do you understand?"

"Understood...understood!" Degui only felt a thump in his heart, and subconsciously covered his head: "Then I won't bother you, there is a guest room on the second floor, if the guest officer is drunk, he can just stay and rest. Little one... let's go home first, little one."

After all, Degui didn't dare to stay for a moment, he quickly opened the door and left the restaurant.

Anyway, the money the lady gave was enough to drink all the wine in the store, and Degui couldn't suffer much.

More importantly, for Degui, although the woman is extremely beautiful, she is a rose with thorns, which makes Degui instinctively feel the danger, so he chooses to run away.

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Although this restaurant is not too big, if there is only one drinker, it still looks a bit empty.

"Damn kid..." The lady said to herself with hatred on her face as she drank the wine, "So... hiccup... don't believe me at all, I obviously... never lied to him..."

Although Zhidong people generally like to drink, but unlike the Mond people, the Mond people's love for wine lies more in the taste of fine wine.The people of Zhidong country simply like the stimulation of alcohol. These people of Zhidong, who are already extremely tough, often do some very outrageous things after getting drunk.

It is said that because at this time, the Zhidong Kingdom had issued a "Prohibition on Alcohol". However, this could not stop the Zhidong people's love for alcohol. Without alcohol, they would look for anything containing alcohol as a substitute, medical alcohol, Industrial fuels, even shampoos that contain alcohol.

Over time, Zhidong Kingdom had no choice but to cancel the alcohol prohibition, but this also proved that Zhidong people are crazy about alcohol.

However, although the lady is also a native of Zhidong Country, she doesn't actually have a good capacity for drinking. The reason why she wants to drink strong alcohol is just to use alcohol to relieve the grievance and unhappiness in her heart.

Although Degui often mixes the wine with water, but this "three bowls are not enough", but the signature wine of this restaurant is very fragrant and mellow when it enters the throat. It doesn't seem to have any alcohol smell, but it has a great aftertaste. "Scent through the bottle", "pour out the door".It means that when you drink it for the first time, you don't feel very drunk, but as soon as you go out and the wind blows, the alcohol will immediately rise up and you will fall to the ground on the spot.

The lady felt depressed, and within a short while, she had already poured herself two jars of "Three Bowls of Butter", her snow-white cheeks were slightly flushed at this time, as if she had put on a layer of makeup, which was really beautiful.

I saw that she picked up the wine jar again, and was about to pour the wine into the bowl. At this moment, a hand suddenly stretched out and grabbed the lady's wrist:

"I can't drink any more."

The lady raised her head, and the one holding her wrist was a silver-haired boy with bright eyes and white teeth. Maybe it was because he was a little drunk, but the lady felt that this boy was somehow charming.

He was Qi Lin who came to look for the lady. Although the lady walked in a hurry and at a high speed, Qi Lin quickly found her through the "invisible air line" connected to his finger on the lady's collar.

In fact, Qi Lin had already found this place not long ago, and saw the shopkeeper Degui leaving outside the door.

He originally wanted to wait for the lady to drink two bowls of wine to calm down before going in to apologize to her, but he didn't expect that the lady drank more and more and had no intention of stopping at all, so he didn't continue to wait, but went straight forward stop.

"You don't need to worry about me!" The lady bit her lip, broke away from Qi Lin's hand, and said drunkenly: "Don't you doubt me? I said, that murderer is a masterpiece of our fools. Come on, kill me!" Take it away, go to your Gan Yu mother to ask for credit!"

As she said that, the lady raised her wrist, with a look of "handcuff me away", which made Qi Lin feel a little dumbfounded.

In fact, the reason why Qi Lin suspected the lady just now was also impulsive, but after thinking about it carefully, if the lady really participated in this matter and worked hand in hand with the Treasure Bandit, how could she be attacked by the Eight Treasures of the Treasure Bandit? And watched Zhai Babao tell the whole truth?

Moreover, according to Qi Lin's understanding of the lady, although she looks cold and ruthless, she is actually a very principled person, otherwise she would not obediently go to the auction house to buy the heart of the world.

Even, it's a fake.

"You're drunk," Qi Lin pressed the lady's hand, and said softly, "Don't drink any more."

"I'm not drunk!" The lady shook her head like a little girl, and said capriciously, "Go away, I hate you!"

Although the lady said "hate you", the previous sentence "you go" was quite entangled, and it meant to stay.

The tone of the sentence "Get out" that told Degui to leave just now is completely different.

"Okay, Ms. Sister, I misunderstood you." Qi Lin never sees girls getting angry, not to mention it was his fault, so he just smiled and said, "Forgive me this time, okay?" ?”

"Forgive you?" The lady snorted coldly, but pressed the wine bowl that she had just taken a sip of in her hand in front of Qi Lin, and said arrogantly: "If you drink this bowl of wine for me, I will forgive you." you!"

"That's it?" Qi Lin smiled secretly, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll do it, you can do whatever you want."

It seems that the lady is indeed drunk, otherwise she would not let a child like Qi Lin drink alcohol. You must know that even in Mond and Zhidong, where the residents are addicted to alcohol, it is clearly stipulated that minors are not allowed to drink alcohol. Not to mention Liyue Port, here, it is very difficult for minors to buy alcohol, let alone drink in restaurants.

Seeing that Qi Lin really wanted to drink the bowl of wine, a hint of surprise suddenly flashed in the lady's eyes, she quickly snatched the wine bowl away, and said angrily: "Are you stupid? Really? Drink! Little... hiccup... kid, be careful to burn out your nai... your brain!"

Looking at the lady who used to be articulate, but now her tongue has grown, Qi Lin also smiled wryly in his heart. It seems that she must be really drunk.

However, even though she has become so drunk, the lady still has not forgotten that children cannot be allowed to drink.

After finishing speaking, she seemed to be afraid that Qi Lin would really drink the wine, so the lady directly drank the bowl of wine into her own mouth.

However, because the alcohol was too strong, the lady didn't drink the wine directly into her stomach, but put it in her mouth, puffing out her cheeks which were originally smaller than a slap, into two lovely cheeks , and also made a sound of "no, no, no, no, no".

Unexpectedly, Qi Lin suddenly stretched out a hand with a ghost-like movement, pinched the lady's chin, and said with a smile, "If I'm not a child, I should be fine."

"Well?"

Before the lady could react to the meaning of Qi Lin's words, Qi Lin suddenly moved his face closer and kissed the lady's lips.

With the strength of a lady, it is naturally impossible to avoid the kiss of an ordinary child.

But firstly, it was because she drank two altars of "three bowls but no post", which made the lady's spirit a little trance.

Secondly, it was because Qi Lin was not an ordinary child at all.

Then, Qi Lin directly opened the lady's lips with his tongue, as if he had found a bee covered with pollen, he sucked it vigorously.

The lady who couldn't bear the alcohol, only felt that the muscles all over her body began to numb slightly, and she didn't even have the strength to push Qi Lin away, so she could only let this nasty little devil treat herself as a wine jar, unscrupulous He drank the fine wine in his own mouth.

I don't know if it's because of being a native of Zhidong Country, but the fine wine flowing from the lady's lips seems to have been chilled, making it cooler and more mellow.

The lady's tongue, like an ice cube in a wine glass, was constantly being stirred and slowly turned into a part of the fine wine.

The clear wine slowly flowed out from the intersection of the corners of their mouths, and slid down the lady's slender, snow-white neck, heading south all the way, like a clear spring finally flowing into a ravine in the mountains.

This feeling even caused the body of the lady called "Ice Girl" to have a special reaction.

The woman's reaction.

However, it wasn't just the ladies who reacted.

The previous document said that because of the "growth hormone" skill, Qi Lin's body will grow as long as it is stimulated to produce a large amount of male hormones.

"Gudu, Gudu..."

As the wine in the lady's mouth was swept away by Qi Lin, Qi Lin's body also began to grow at a speed visible to the naked eye.

When the lady came back to her senses, the person sitting in front of her was not the naive and cute little boy, but a young man of sixteen or seventeen years old, with long hair hanging down his shoulders and a smile on his face. Playful smile.

"How... how did this happen?" The lady rubbed her eyes subconsciously, and after making sure she was not mistaken, she showed a shocked expression and murmured, "You...you are Qi Lin?"

"It's true." Qi Lin stirred his long hair on the sideburns with his fingers, tilted his head slightly, and said with a smile: "In this case, I should be able to drink."

Naturally, Qi Lin would not be so stupid as to expose his secrets to others, let alone an executive of fools.

However, the lady is already drunk now, and by the time she wakes up, she will probably be drunk and forget what happened tonight.

Even if there were no fragments, he would have regarded this incident as a strange dream.

"Hehe..." The lady rubbed her forehead, with a self-deprecating smile on her face, she stretched out her hand, grabbed Qi Lin's collar, and said, "I might be really drunk Forget it, let's come and have a good drink, tonight... If you don't get drunk and don't return, just take it as an apology to me for what happened just now."

"My honor." Qi Lin also filled the two wine bowls in front of him, pushed one of the bowls in front of the lady, and said, "Today, there are no Liyue people and Zhidong people, nor Liyue Qixing and fools." Executors, just you and me."

"cheers!"

"cheers!"

The two wine bowls collided, and the wine poured out instantly.

To be honest, Qi Lin has basically never drank any alcohol in the past seven years, so he doesn't know whether his drinking capacity is deep or light.

With Gan Yu's "child-rearing policy", Qi Lin will not be allowed to be contaminated with bad habits such as tobacco and alcohol.

Once Ningguang sent the fine wine presented by Fontaine to Jianglin Mansion, and wanted to feed Qi Lin a little bit with her fingers when Gan Yu was not paying attention, but when Gan Yu found out, she taught him a lesson.

However, Qi Lin is originally the body of a fairy beast. Even if he drank strong wine, he might not be as easy to get drunk as ordinary people. What's more, with the wine in the lady's mouth, Qi Lin also drank two or three bowls , but did not notice any drunkenness.

Maybe, in my "skill pool", there are also hidden skills like "A Thousand Cups Don't Drunk".

The two people in the restaurant put aside the differences in status and camp, and even gave up the difference in age. As they exchanged cups, there were more and more empty jars on the table.

The faces of the two of them naturally became more and more red.

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