You Know Nothing About Pain

"Mr. Ji, this thing..." Naruto looked at Mr. Ji suspiciously: "What is it for?"

"Young Naruto will find out later. If you have a strange feeling in your body, remember not to resist." Mr. Ji first replied with a smile, and then Shi Shiran waved his hand and said, "What are you waiting for, come out."

"Oh."

Naruto heard a voice that was indistinguishable between male and female, and then a strange feeling appeared in his body, as if something was about to be stripped from his body.

Naruto still remembered Mr. Ji's instruction just now, so he deliberately relaxed his body and did not resist. After a while, an orange light flew out from his navel, hovered in the room for a while, and then landed on the ground, gradually forming a human shape.

This person is about [-] meters tall, wearing a black robe similar to that of Mr. Ji, with long orange-red hair like flames, a thin face like a fox, sharp-edged features, and black eyes like eye shadow The eyes are dizzy, the two canine teeth are particularly conspicuous, the eyes are even more orange-red as if burning, and there are two vertical black pupils in the eyes.

"You..." Naruto looked at the handsome man in front of him, with an expression of sudden realization on his face: "You are the Kurama, right?"

"Ah?" The man who suddenly appeared on the opposite side boasted when he heard Naruto's answer, and said to Mr. Ji beside him with a mournful face: "How did he know, it's impossible."

"I'm Naruto, so I can recognize you, so you have to bet with me." Mr. Ji said with a smile: "Go back and copy the entire Tao Te Ching, don't cheat."

It turned out that before Kyuubi came out, he pestered Mr. Ji to make a bet, saying that Naruto would definitely not recognize it. If it won, Mr. Ji would withdraw the previous contract.

How could Mr. Ji fail to guess Kyuubi's little thoughts, and he didn't tell the truth, but happily agreed, saying that if Kyuubi wins, he will take back the contract, and if he loses, he doesn't need to do anything else, and he will read the Tao Te Ching verbatim Just copy it a thousand times.

"Kurama, you...how did you come out?" Although Naruto recognized Kyuubi, he didn't realize it for a while: "What's going on?"

"Thanks to the contract you signed just now, he can come out temporarily, but he must get your consent before he comes out, and he can't be too far away from you." Mr. Ji fanned the folding fan in his hand and said: "The main reason is that he is too stupid. I have to start from scratch, otherwise I would have come out."

"Che, you surnamed Ji gave me such convoluted exercises that I can't even read the words. It's because of my extraordinary talent that I can learn them so quickly." Jiuwei curled his lips and said, "If you hand it over to Shouhe, I promise He's never going to learn it."

"It finally came out, is this the perspective of a human being?" Nine Tails kept looking left and right in the room: "My body was too big before, and I could crush things with just a little movement of my paws." , I used to watch you humans enjoy it in the seal, and now I can finally try it myself."

Naruto didn't know how to deal with the situation in front of him for a while, so he could only look at Mr. Ji at the side for help: "This...Mr. Ji?"

"You don't have to worry, little Naruto, I'll keep an eye on it, nothing will happen." Mr. Ji smiled at Naruto and said, "Whatever you should do, it doesn't matter."

"By the way! I want to go shopping!" Jiuwei is like a prisoner who has been imprisoned for many years, and suddenly released after serving his sentence, he can't calm down his vigorous energy: "I want to go out and have a look!"

"Okay, I'll go with you." After saying that, Mr. Ji gave Naruto a reassuring look, and followed Kyuubi out.

The reason why Mr. Ji is so active and willing to help Kyuubi take shape is that apart from his instinct as a scholar who likes to educate, he also wants to help Naruto find a helper.

You must know that Naruto is becoming more and more incompatible with the concept of this world. If you think this way, sooner or later there will be a conflict. It is impossible for Mr. Ji to stop Naruto, because in the final analysis, Naruto is not wrong.

Since the disciple did nothing wrong, there is no reason for the master to stop it. He must stand behind the disciple and support him silently. Mr. Ji himself has not recovered and cannot help Naruto with his own hands. Naturally, he thought of finding a way from other places. It is one of Mr. Ji's methods, which is mutually beneficial.

After one person and one fox went out, Naruto was the only one left in the room. Naruto scratched his nose in a daze, and found that he didn't seem to have anything to do.

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On a certain construction site in the Land of Fire, a group of construction workers had just finished their day's work, and they made an appointment in small groups to have a drink.

"Don't cut it again! Let's have a drink after work is over?" A construction worker smiled and said to a tall and straight man beside him: "Let me tell you, the figure and charm of the proprietress of that tavern are absolutely amazing. , Watching her drink without appetizers!"

"I'll forget it, I still have something to do tonight." Zai Buchou smashed the wooden stake in front of him into the soil with a hammer, looked at his results and nodded with satisfaction, then turned his head and said: "You go Drink it and leave me alone."

"Okay, it's up to you." The man could only agree, then turned around and shrugged helplessly at the workers not far away, indicating that he had nothing to do.

After finishing work in the evening, Zai Buzhan silently packed up his tools and went home alone, while groups of workers who were going to drink behind him pointed at his back.

"Why do you say that you won't be beheaded?" A worker on the side couldn't help but said, "Suddenly appeared on our construction site, didn't drink alcohol, didn't look for women, and just worked all day long. You said he wants to make money? what?"

"Drink your wine, why do you care about other people?" The foreman next to him scolded with a smile: "People are pursuing not to waste money, is there something wrong? I really think everyone is like you garbage, and you know it when you make money every day." Going to spend time and drink, all the money earned in a year was cheated by the women in the tavern."

"Hey, I'm happy!" The worker who was scolded was not angry at all, but said with a playful smile: "Besides, men's money is just for women to cheat."

The words immediately amused the workers around him, and everyone stopped thinking about Zabuchou, but had a heated discussion about who to fight with for a while, only the foreman silently glanced at Zabuchou's back in the distance.

The foreman remembered that he met Zabuzhan a few months ago. At that time, he was recruiting construction workers. As a result, no one came to apply for the job for a long time. When he was drowsy and ready to close the stall, Zabuzhan suddenly appeared in front of him. .

The sudden appearance of Zabuchou at that time can be said to have scared the foreman. There was no way, the expression on Who Said Zabuchou's face was too scary, and there was an inexplicable aura on his body. The feeling, the feeling of an outlaw.

Years of experience told the foreman that in the face of this kind of desperado who is always in a state of high excitement, no matter what the other person says, don't refute, just take out all the valuable things on your body, kneel down and beg for mercy, and you're done.

Depending on the mood of the other party, there is a certain probability of surviving.

Just when the foreman was tremblingly about to take out all the money on his body and beg for mercy, Zai Buzhan suddenly spoke.

"Are you still recruiting?" Zabu Zhan said in a muffled voice, revealing his sharp shark-like teeth in his mouth.

At first, the foreman thought that there was something wrong with his ears, so he subconsciously asked, "What did you say?"

As soon as the foreman finished speaking, he regretted it. Didn't he think that no matter what the other party said, he just nodded. This kind of desperado would kill people and steal money if he disagreed with him. He dared to ask back.

However, just when the foreman felt that my life was over, he said again: "I ask you, are you recruiting people?"

This time the foreman heard clearly, but he felt that there was something wrong with his ears.

"Let me ask you, are you recruiting people?" Zai Buzhan showed an impatient expression, but still suppressed his impatience and said, "Are you deaf?"

"Yes... yes, I'm hiring, construction workers." The foreman swallowed tremblingly, he really felt crazy: "What... is there a problem?"

"You are indeed recruiting, right? Then what do you think of me?" Zai Buzhan pointed at himself first, and then said the next words very fluently as if repeating: "I am hard-working, quick-moving, and strong. , one can cover three, my ideal salary is [-] taels per month, if I can get a promotion in the future, I can reduce it as appropriate."

"This..." the foreman only felt that he was dreaming now, but years of recruitment inspection still made him subconsciously reply: "We only recruit skilled workers here, do you have any professional skills? Such as wall building, carpentry, Painter or something...?"

Zai Buzhan was silent for a while, and then slowly squeezed out two words like between his teeth: "No... yes!"

Seeing that he looked like he was going to kill someone if he didn't cut him off, the foreman hurriedly said for his own sake, "No, it doesn't matter! I'll recruit too! I can teach you! You can learn anything you want!"

Hearing the foreman's words, he didn't want to cut him off, so he didn't get angry anymore. He looked at the foreman hesitantly and said, "Really? Is it difficult to learn?"

"It's not difficult to learn, it's very simple." The foreman wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "As long as you are proficient for a month, at least [-] taels, the more you work, the more you will get!"

Zabuzhan was silent for a while, and finally said with difficulty: "Then... I'll leave it to you." Now thinking of what happened back then, the foreman felt as if he was falling into the clouds, and he actually led Zabuzhan to him I went to the construction site, and then I really started to teach the other party construction techniques, and the other party was really serious about learning.

However, the speed of progress far exceeded the foreman's imagination. Within three days, he could complete the work alone, but within a week, he would behave like a skilled worker. After another month, the construction site was already There is no worker with stronger and faster working ability than Zabuchi. Even the old man who has been engaged in masonry for [-] years, Uncle Kazuma Gomoto, who is like the Zhenhai Shenzhen needle in the construction site, once saw Zabuchi build the wall. Be willing to bow down.

As Zabuzhan's work became more and more proficient, the foreman also changed from looking forward to Zabuzhan's departure to being completely inseparable from Zabuzhan. Now his team is well-known in the city, and everyone knows that there is an accident at their construction site. Godman, one is worth ten, and he does things quickly and well. His team only needs a week to complete the project that other foremen need half a month, and the quality is even higher than others.

Of course, the foreman did not treat Zaibuzhu badly, and kept raising Zabuzhu's salary. Up to now, Zabuzhu's monthly salary is already the highest in his team, but thanks to Zabuchu's ability, everyone can see it, and it is not that bad at first glance. Kind of easy to provoke people, so everyone is convinced.

And up to now, I have been working on the construction site for nearly three months. During this period, I don’t drink or find women, and I don’t try my best to catch fish like some old men. Even during the break time, I eat myself silently. Prepare bento, live like a robot.

But even if Bu Zhan is so out of gregarious, no one in the construction site dares to trouble him, just like a wolf with its fangs put away and mixed in with the sheep, although it looks the same, but everyone can feel this Not someone they can bully.

After this period of contact, the foreman also saw that if he didn't kill him, he really wanted to work hard and make money, so he just let the other party go, as long as he still wanted to work with him, he tried not to bother him.

It's just that the foreman beat him to death and never thought that Zabuchan would be a ninja of the ninja level. At most, he would guess where Zabuchan came from, or a wandering ninja who couldn't find a job.

Who is it again, one of the dignified former Kirigakure Seven Swordsmen, a ghost who scares countless ninjas on the battlefield.

For Zai Buzhan, construction workers, which require a little technical physical work, are not too simple, because his strength, endurance, flexibility, or ability to control the body are not comparable to ordinary people.

Is it harder to drive a nail where it needs to be than to throw a kunai into the bull's-eye?

Or is swinging a hammer heavier than swinging a decapitator?

As the sun was setting, Zaibu Zhan was walking home alone with tools on his back, and soon came to a house on the edge of the city.

The house looks a bit plain from the outside, the shape is not standard and the materials used are also cheap. At first glance, it looks like a simple house built by myself.

As soon as I entered the house, I heard a crisp call.

"Master Zai Bu Zhan, you are back." Bai Zao was waiting at the entrance, took the tool bag from Za Bu Zhan with a smile and said: "I have prepared dinner, and the bath water has been boiled. Would you like to eat first? Take a shower first?"

"Eat." Zai Bu Zhan replied in a muffled voice, took off his shoes and walked straight into the room, then hesitated and said: "You usually watch less TV dramas, eat first or take a bath first, it's nothing."

"Yes~" Bai covered his mouth with a small smile, put away Zai Buchou's shoes, and followed into the room.

The table in the living room has steaming hot meals. Although it is not rich, it can be seen that the chef has put a lot of thought into the preparation, and the meat and vegetables are balanced in nutrition.

After Bai Ye came in and sat down, he picked up the chopsticks and began to eat big bites without chopping or being polite. This is a habit he developed when he was a ninja.

"Master Zabucho, eat slowly." Bai Qinqin added more meat to Zabucho, his eyes almost narrowed: "I heard that the foreman is going to give you a raise again?"

"Well, it is said that [-] taels will be mentioned in a month." Zabuza said unmoved: "I don't know very well."

"If this is the case, we will be able to move soon." Bai said excitedly, breaking his fingers, "I've been looking forward to it for a long time. There is a house in the city that is ready to be sold. a little."

In fact, Bai also tried to apply for a part-time job before, although he was selected almost every time, even before Bai introduced himself, the other party had already approved.

But I always felt that the eyes of those who recruited Bai were strange, and their intentions were obviously not pure. Even after Bai told the truth about his boy, the other party was not only not disappointed, but even more enthusiastic.

A few unpleasant things happened in the middle, which made Zabuzhan and Bai have to change several cities in a row. Since then, Baijiu stayed at home obediently.

"If I can rent out that room, I can open a small shop by remodeling the front door." The white face showed an expectant look: "In this way, I can also earn some money to subsidize my family. I am going to open a shaved ice shop. With my ability, we don’t even need to buy a freezer, as long as we only need water and juice, it’s free!"

"Hmm..." Zai Bu Zhan just responded, buried his head in his meal and didn't say anything.

In fact, at this moment, Buzhan's heart is very entangled. On the one hand, he can't accept that he, who used to be all-powerful in others, is now obediently working as a construction worker. , without calculations, without so many pursuits, just like this every day in peace and stability, this is a life that I have never experienced before.

Thinking of this, I can't help but glance at the beheading knife in the corner of the room. Before I won't be beheading, I would often take out the beheading knife and wipe it silently, recalling the glorious years of my past.

As a result, I can hardly remember the last time I took out the beheading knife to wipe it, and the beheading knife was already covered with a layer of dust.

"By the way, I won't kill you again." Bai Bai seemed to think of something suddenly after taking a bite of the pickles he made, and said with a smile: "You said Naruto, how is he doing now, he has returned to Konoha for a long time , I don’t know if I was bullied by my seniors or something.”

"That kind of scheming guy can do well anywhere." Zabu Zhan snorted: "If you still bully him, it's good if he doesn't bully others."

"It's true, Naruto-kun is so smart, there must be no problem." Bai Bai couldn't help but complete the crescent moon when thinking of Naruto's eyes: "Thanks to Naruto, we can have the leisure life we ​​have now. If we have the opportunity to meet next time, I can see you." Thank him very much."

"Hmph." Zai Bu Zhan snorted coldly, pouted his neck and said stiffly: "Next time we meet, I will fight him again to see if he has slacked off during this period of time. If it is not as good as before, I will not spare him."

"As long as you don't fight at home." Bai didn't care about his stubbornness, anyway, he couldn't beat Naruto.

"By the way, I specially picked wild fruits to make some fruit wine." Bai hugged a jar from behind, looked at Zai Bu Zhan with a smile and said, "Would you like to drink it, Zai Bu Zhan?"

Bu Zhan ate in silence without looking at white or speaking, and only after a long time did he respond lightly:

"Yes, I want to drink." Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Kisame were walking by the river, and happened to see Asuma and Kureni Yuhi walking towards them side by side in the distance.

Seeing this scene, Kisame Kisame remembered what Itachi said before, not to attract attention, so he whispered to Itachi who was beside him: "Mr. Itachi, why don't we hide first, what you said before, don't attract attention."

However, Itachi changed his previous statement and stood there expressionless, quietly waiting for the two people on the other side to approach, and at the same time said: "No need, I, Uchiha Itachi, don't have the habit of hiding my head and showing my tail."

"You don't need to hide?" Ganshi Guixia froze for a moment: "But Mr. Itachi, didn't you—"

"I said, no need." Itachi stretched out one hand from his cuff, showing the ring on his hand and said with a cool expression: "We never need to explain to others, and we don't need to care about others view."

excuseme?

Who the hell said to keep a low profile just now, who ran faster than anyone else in the dumpling shop, why did he suddenly get up now.

Although Ginseng Kisame has black hair, but he doesn't have to hide his face to confront him, he has long wanted to make a big fuss.

Itachi breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but he had met Jōnin, and it happened to be two ninjas he knew before, so he could recognize him without doing anything, and then he only needed to bring them and the ninja who came to support him. Hit the party, then evacuate before the arrival of the big troops, and finally go to Uzumaki Naruto to touch a fish, and this business trip will be considered complete.

Not to mention the encounter between Uchiha Itachi, Asma and Yuhi Kurenai, and the fight with Kakashi and Akaide who came to support him later, Naruto has already packed his bags and is ready to go out with Jiraiya to find Tsunade.