You Know Nothing About Pain

When Naruto returned home, Mr. Ji also appeared by his side at the right time, and the two began to pick and choose in front of the wardrobe.

"Mr. Ji, how about this one?"

Naruto picked up a gray striped shirt and gesticulated on his body.

"Um...."

Mr. Ji looked him up and down, shook his head and said, "No, this one feels too old-fashioned and not suitable for your age."

"What about this one?"

Naruto took out another light blue T-shirt.

"This one is a bit too flamboyant."

Mr. Ji didn't think so: "It's better to be more solemn when taking the registration photo tomorrow."

"Just choose that one."

Mr. Ji pointed to a pure white short-sleeve and said: "You are born with blond hair, white matches you, and you have a good foundation. You don't need to wear too fancy, simple is the best."

In the end, the two finalized the dress for tomorrow and started today's study.

"University, The Analects, Mencius, The Doctrine of the Mean, you have finished studying the Four Books, now you need to start studying the Five Classics."

Mr. Ji changed a book and said:

"The Five Classics refer to "Poetry", "Shangshu", "Book of Rites", "Book of Changes", and "Chunqiu", generally referred to as poetry, book, ritual, Yi, and spring and autumn.

"Poetry" is gentle and generous, "Book" is sparse and far-reaching, "Le" is broad and easy to be good, "Yi" is clean and subtle, "Li" is respectful, thrifty and respectful, and "Spring and Autumn" is a comparison of words.

Just like the liver, heart, spleen, lungs, and kidneys in the human body, if one is missing, the five elements will be incomplete. "

"Today we will first study The Book of Songs, which, as the name suggests, is a collection of poems.

According to legend, there was an official in the Zhou Dynasty who picked up poems. Every spring, he shook the wooden duo and went deep into the folks to collect folk songs. "

Mr. Ji slowly spread out the transformed books in front of Naruto:

"So the "Book of Songs" is mostly a work that can reflect the joy and suffering of the people. The most holy teacher once commented on the "Book of Songs". Does Naruto know what it is?"

"I know! I know! The Analects of Confucius went to school!"

Naruto raised his hands excitedly, straightened his clothes with a cough, slightly arched his hands upwards and said:

"The Master said: There are three hundred poems in the "Poetry", which can be summed up in one sentence as 'Thinking without evil'"

"very good!"

Mr. Ji nodded in satisfaction:

"Those who think innocently are sincere.

As the so-called rhetoric establishes its sincerity, whether it is poetry, lyrics, or Fu, one must have true temperament.

Guofeng is lustful but not lewd, Xiaoya complains but not chaotic.

A gentleman should be open-minded, open and aboveboard, and have a true temperament. "

"Today we are going to study the national customs of the "Book of Songs", the first of which is Zhou Nan, Guanju.

Follow my voice. "

Mr. Ji slapped the beat with his hands, raised his head and sang in a melodious tone:

"Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent. A fair lady, a gentleman is a good man.

Nymphaeum variegated, flowing from left to right.My fair lady, I long for it. "

Naruto also imitated Mr. Ji's accent, as if singing along:

"Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent. A fair lady, a gentleman is a good man.

Nymphaeum variegated, flowing from left to right.My fair lady, I long for it. "

"I can't ask for it, I am thinking about it. You are leisurely, tossing and turning.

......" On the second day, Naruto arrived at the place where he had made an appointment with Sasuke on time, and after a short wait, Sasuke's figure also appeared in sight.

Sasuke also changed into a new suit today, but what remains the same is the family crest of the Uchiha clan on the back.

"sure."

Sasuke looked Naruto up and down: "This is not quite normal."

"Let me tell you, do you really think I will come here in abnormal clothes?"

Naruto couldn't help complaining: "This is a photo that will be kept for a lifetime, okay? Of course I will pay attention."

"That's what I said, but I don't know what's going on, I always think you're going to make some extravagant outfits."

Sasuke also wondered where his inexplicable worry came from: "I seem to have dreamed of you taking a photo a few days ago. That appearance is really exaggerated."

"In a dream?"

Naruto really didn't know where to start complaining when he heard it, but he still asked curiously: "What did I look like in your dream?"

"Maybe the face is covered with white dye, and then various circles are drawn with red strokes?"

Sasuke recalled the bizarre dream before: "Then he made very exaggerated movements, like an old general on the stage... something like that?"

Naruto tried his best to imagine the scene described by Sasuke, but this scene did involve his blind spot of knowledge, and in the end he could only pat his forehead speechlessly, and dragged Sasuke to take pictures together.

After the two took their photos, they took their photos to the Naruto Building. Every ninja included in the file had to be checked and confirmed by Naruto before it could be officially entered into the ninja file.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi was smoking a pipe indoors, with a relaxed expression on his face, today was one of his rare days when he could fish.

After all, it's just a matter of comparing the photos with the real person's appearance, and then say a few words of encouragement. After all, it's just a formality.

The only thing that may be a bit difficult is to write down the appearance and name of the ninja who will come today in advance, so that you can call out the name of the other party as soon as the other party enters the room, and let this group of fresh graduates cry. .

Let every ninja at the bottom have the opportunity to recognize the brilliance and appreciation of Naruto-sama, so as to work harder for the construction of Konoha.

As for the real identity check, all kinds of checks that have been done in the dark have been done by the Anbu, and the problems have been dealt with early, and it will never go to the step of taking pictures.

"Yo, little Naruto, you're here."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi smiled when he saw the people coming in and said, "Before you knew it, you also graduated from the ninja school and became a ninja in your own right."

"Hello, grandpa of the third generation."

After Naruto came in, he said hello earnestly, and then handed the photo in his hand to Sarutobi Hiruzen: "I will work hard, and I will not disappoint everyone's expectations."

"Well, it's good that Naruto has this kind of heart."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi roughly scanned Naruto's photo, he was very normal, with clear facial features and a bright smile, there was nothing wrong with it.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi put the photo on the table casually and said with a smile:

"No problem, the photo is perfect, if that's the case, then congratulations to Naruto officially becoming——"

"Grandpa! Let's compete with me!"

At this moment, there was a loud shout from the door, Naruto turned his head curiously when he heard the sound, Hiruzaru Sarutobi subconsciously twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard the sound.

I saw a little boy who was probably only five or six years old, who was not even waist-high, rushed into the room with a shuriken bigger than his hand, and said something inexplicable while rushing into his mouth. if.

"As long as I defeat you, the Fifth Hokage will belong to me, Konohamaru-sama!"

The kid who called himself Konoha Maru held a shuriken and charged towards Hiruzen Sarutobi with full momentum, but unfortunately stumbled into a small hole in the floor halfway, and fell face down on the ground with a slap .

In an instant, the air in the room froze, and the atmosphere among the three began to become awkward. Naruto and Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at each other, not knowing what to say at this moment.

Naruto didn't know what to say, because he really didn't know what kind of moth was going on, was it some strange Easter egg?Or what test?

Sarutobi Hiruzen was purely embarrassed, he didn't know where to put his old face, so he could only keep smoking to ease the embarrassment.

"Okay...so painful..."

Konoha Maru lay on the ground covering his face, arched his body like a shrimp and screamed: "Bastard, who is plotting against me!"

"It's really... endless."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi muttered a sentence in his heart, and then couldn't help but pull down the bamboo hat to cover half of his face, so that no one could see his embarrassing expression.

This grandson really left him speechless and helpless.

"Ah, Master Konohamaru!"

At this time, another middle-aged ninja wearing sunglasses rushed into the room, and looked at Konoha Maru who was lying on the ground, and couldn't help but turn pale with shock: "You... are you okay! Master Konoha Maru!"

"Damn... is this a trap?"

Konoha Maru got up, and shouted unwillingly: "Who the hell!"

At this time, Ebisu who was behind him adjusted his sunglasses and said, "Master Konohamaru, don't worry! I've already checked, and there are no traps set anywhere!"

Another awkward silence.

Naruto couldn't help pulling the corners of his mouth, looked down at Konohamaru lying on the ground acting like a demon, then looked up at Ebisu at the door, and then turned his head to look at Sarutobi Hiruzen who pretended nothing happened.

A question mark gradually rose from Naruto's head.

Naruto:?

What's going on with this group of people, are their brains okay?

"what?"

Konohamaru, lying on the ground, happened to see Naruto's surprised eyes with three points of pity, and suddenly a carp stood up, walked in front of Naruto arrogantly, pointed at Naruto unceremoniously and said:

"Is it you? You did some tricks, right? Otherwise, how could I, Mr. Konohamaru, fall down!"

"I said, obviously you fell down by yourself, brat."

Naruto looked at Konohamaru in front of him speechlessly: "Also, can you wipe the snot off your face before talking to me?"

"what?"

When Konohamaru heard Naruto's rebuttal, he suddenly became furious, and stretched out his hand to grab Naruto's collar: "How dare a mere Shinobi dare to refute me, the future Fifth Hokage!"

"Don't move your hands."

Naruto opened Konohamaru's hand, frowned and said, "Little devil, didn't your family teach you to be polite?"

"Hey! Let go now!"

It was Ebisu who suddenly shouted loudly: "Do you know who is in front of you? This is the grandson of the third Hokage-sama!"