"Take a wine bottle to kill the Fourth Emperor, I'm the king of pirates in the East China Sea."
Chapter 99 The Story of the Bandit King Rixiong (3 more)
Seeger stood in the courtyard of Ke Ya's house, fumbled around his waist with his hands, and took out a wine bottle.
Although it's not good to drink in front of children, it's to stimulate my inspiration... oh no, it's to promote my desire to express.
"After all, my character design is a serious and low-key big pirate with a story.
Sig gulped down two sips of wine, and soon became slightly tipsy. He squinted his eyes and looked at the sky, and the whole sky fell into his eyes.
He touched his short beard, his eyes gradually became vicissitudes.
At this moment, he seems to be a strong man from the old age, who has traveled thousands of miles in the world of mortals and experienced vicissitudes.
Without saying a word, Sig's demeanor had changed.
When he stood there looking at the sky, his body was full of stories.
"Is this what a real big pirate looks like?"
Usopp stared at Sieg, who was looking at the sky, with bright eyes, and then looked at the reward list in his hand.
He has already learned to make up stories, but he is still a child with limited knowledge and has never been out of Xiluobu Village, so the adventure stories he made up are a bit like fairy tales.
Sieg under the tree looked at the sky and said leisurely:
"The stories I'm going to tell you next are all false, so don't take them seriously, and don't take them for granted."
After finishing speaking, Sig took another sip of wine and whispered softly:
"Fight the Four Emperors with a wine bottle in your hand, step on the future One Piece.
If you ask Laozi who I am, Laozi Donghai Mountain Bandit King. "
After reciting the set poem, Sig didn’t look at other people’s reactions, and opened up the chatter box on his own: “There is a country overseas called the Kingdom of Goa.”
"In the mountains of Goa Kingdom, there is a bandit king named Rikuma."
"Day...day what?"
Usopp was stunned for a moment, then peeked at Keya, seeing whether the latter understood or not, he felt relieved.
"Ahem, the name is just a code name, which means that this story is purely fictitious, and there is absolutely no insinuation."
Seeger continued:
"The story begins in a village in the Kingdom of Goya in the East China Sea."
"The Bandit King Rixiong has a terrifying plan, and the root of this plan is in Fengche Village..."
"The bandit king, Rixiong, is unparalleled in his plans and plans. No one in the world knows his grand plan, including himself."
"And in the tavern in Windmill Village, Bandit King Rixiong met his first important person..."
"I know this story..." Usopp showed an excited look.
Seeger had already told him roughly about meeting Shanks and Jesus Bu in Windmill Village before. Obviously, Seeger was pretending to be a man named Sun Bear to tell his own story.
Hearing this, Usopp's spoiler soul is already burning.
Sitting on the tree, Ke Ya leaned against the window sill, whispering in his ear:
"This important person is Sihuanghong..."
"He's the Four Heavenly Bandit Kings——Jack with blue hair," Sig said.
"Huh?" Usopp was startled.
"After some secret talks, the blue-haired Jack left the next day and went to sea, taking the initiative to stop the army hero..."
"I know this, I have seen this news in the newspaper..."
Usopp is very proud of his identity as the son of a pirate, and usually pays attention to various news, and soon thought of the recent news.
He prepared to spoiler again: "Red-haired Shanks met Ka in the sea..."
"Cold Rice King Capcom!"
"Who is this??!" Usopp was shocked again.
Sig has gradually entered the state, took a sip of wine, and continued: "After the news that Capcom was blocked, it attracted the attention of the leader of the Justice League, Dorag."
"Dolage brought his second brother, Big Bear, and third brother, Shemale, to the deep mountains in person to visit Rixiong, the bandit king who is unparalleled in wisdom but lives in seclusion in the deep mountains."
"The bandit king Rixiong's big plan is slowly unfolding, a conspiracy capable of overturning the world happened in this hut..."
"It is said in history that one visits the thatched cottage."
Seeger continued to talk about his personal experience with the magic version.
"Even if the plan is as clever as the sun, the big plan is not foolproof. Under various calculations, the garbage mountain is still burning with raging fire..."
"This unexpected fire made Heaven and Man come to visit in advance, but this still hasn't completely deviated from the big plan of the Bandit King."
"The Bandit King has already seen through everything."
"The hobby of heaven and man is to see the world burn."
"When the garbage mountain is on fire, the sun bear has already counted as the arrival of heaven and man in advance."
"In the offshore area, the sun bear that had been prepared for a long time used a move of Purgatory Wushuang Explosive Thermal Wave Cannon, which severely injured the heaven and man from the air."
"The enraged guardian of heaven and man, Situ Dong, made an outrageous attack, wanting to make an enemy of the Bandit King Rixiong."
"Ridiculous!" Sig sneered:
"How can a small celestial guard be able to resist such a character as the Bandit King?"
"Sun Xiong slashes out with a sword, and the whole world will kneel down and bow their heads!"
"I saw him slashing a sword across the air, and whispered in his mouth: I have a sword and an immortal kneels."
"Before everyone reacted, Situ Dong, the guardian of heaven and man, had already knelt down..."
I have to say, as long as the protagonist of the sand sculpture is replaced with a wise and powerful Long Aotian Rixiong, and then the various behaviors of Rixiong are described as part of a big plan, it sounds really weird. The battles are endless and exciting.
Soon, the image of a strong man with foresight came to life.
At the beginning, Usopp listened to all kinds of magically modified versions of blue hair, Capcom and the like, but later, he gradually became engrossed in listening.
But Ke Ya has already completely fallen into the story.
For two seven-year-old children, this kind of story adapted from real events is simply not too attractive.
Not only Keya and Usopp, but the bald head and others who listened quietly outside the fence were also dumbfounded.
They are indeed personal followers of Sig, who have experienced the Goa Kingdom incident in his mouth.
But from the perspective of this kind of storytelling, I really feel the danger and splendor.
"Boss's big plan, it turned out that it has already started from the time of the Windmill Village Tavern!"
"The Four Emperors, Garp, the Celestial Dragons, and the Revolutionary Army are all within the boss's grand plan!"
The men exchanged shocked looks.
They knew that Sig's big plan was terrible, but no one imagined that it was so terrible.
"Okay, that's the end of today's story about the Bandit King."
"I repeat again, this story is purely fictitious, please don't take it for granted."
Seeger hiccupped and said with a smile.
Chapter 100 The palm technique that fell from the sky?
"Is the story over?"
Keya on the window sill still has something to say.
"I'm done. If I have a chance next time, I can tell you the story of the bandit king fighting the fifty-six emperors..."
"But for now, let's end the small talk."
Sig looked up at Usopp:
"Usopp, don't you want to cure Keya's illness? You leave for a while, I need to talk to the patient alone."
"really?"
Usopp didn't hesitate, and soon slipped away over the wall again.
There is one more thing Usopp really wants to do now, which is to compare the "Goa Kingdom Tianlong incident" in the newspaper with the story in Sig's mouth.
Seeing Usopp leave, Sig opened his mouth and briefly talked about the hormone cure.
"This kind of life-stimulating drug, even if it is diluted a hundred times, the side effects still exist and will damage part of your life span."
"Your illness is not too serious. If you don't take medicine, it will not be life-threatening. According to my guess, you will remain sick for a long time in the next ten years or so..."
Seeger didn't mean to hide the side effects, and directly told the seven-year-old Keya about the drug.
But Ya suddenly fell into hesitation. For a seven-year-old child, the choice is still relatively heavy.
"You don't have to make a decision right away. I even suggest you discuss this with your parents. As for whether the medicine is really effective, you can ask your parents to pay attention to Usopp's mother's condition."
Seeger didn't spend much time talking, and after saying these words, he planned to leave.
The right to choose whether to use drugs is in the hands of Ke Ya and her parents, and he has no control over how to choose.
Now Seager has one more important thing to do.
"Where will the Tyrant Bear's courier land in Xiluobu Village?"
Leaving Kaya's house, Sig raised his neck and looked up at the sky.
The bear has never been to Xiluobu Village, and there is no way to accurately release it, but it can only be guaranteed to land on this island.
Calculating the time, Xiong's courier is about to arrive.
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