Mr. Emiya Can Not Only Cook

As we all know, the more skillful the Tsundere, the more he doesn't want others to know his skills.

But if you don't admit that you cook, do you admit that you put water?

But Poppy really didn't release the water, except for her lack of acceleration, she was at a normal level.

"Anyway, I didn't release the water!"

Shirou Emiya didn't bother to argue with the poppies about such a topic that was destined to be fruitless, so let's think about how to drive slower than the poppies.

First of all, you must not stop and go blatantly, otherwise the poppy will definitely turn into a grumpy old mustard.

Secondly, when it comes to cooking, ten Emiya Shirou can't compare to half a poppy. Technically, he is destined to be invincible.

In the end, you can only try to open it.

"Uiyi, use your invincible four-dimensional pocket to think of a way!"

"...I can't help you, manager."

"No, Uniq, I believe in you, you are the best restaurant elf, you can definitely do it!"

"No, no, manager, you've praised me. I really can't do it. I'm just a tool."

"No, no, Uniq, you are being modest, how can you be a tool man, you are the most invincible elf girl in the universe!"

"But I have no entity, just an AI?"

"Ah, Aijiang, Mommy Gou, Ma Zili, Little Fox, aren't they all AI?"

"...The next few are virtual anchors, right?"

"Then you are Ai-chan."

"Then I'm retarded?"

"...Uiyi, it's almost the end, use your invincible Platinum Star to think of a way!

For example, give me a data-modified Forza game disc? "

"Manager, are you willing to give up your face just to win the poppies?"

"Ah? When chasing women, what are you doing with your face?"

"...Okay, I've given you the CD, and the rest is up to the store manager."

Sure enough, in the mailbox, there was an extra game disc with data changed by magic.

All that remains is to find a way to force the game to be interrupted, and then take the opportunity to replace it with this disc.

From the corner of Emiya Shirou's eyes, he looked at a Merlin beast passing by.

Yes, hahahahahaha!

"UQUYIUYI!!"

"What's the matter, manager?"

"Can you give me a skill? It's the kind, Sakata Kintoki's, the kind of animal dialogue, or the kind similar to Xiaoen, which can communicate with nature."

"Manager, you are a chef..."

"Uiyi, I don't understand this. A chef not only knows how to cook, but also needs to master a variety of skills. For example, communicating with small animals without hindrance is also a part of becoming an excellent chef."

"??? Liar ghost."

"Really, listen to me, when I learn to communicate with animals and plants, can I better understand which animals and plants are healthier? For example, which animals and plants have heatstroke, and which animals and plants have lost love.

In this way, I can perfectly avoid these psychophysiologically unhealthy animals or plants, do you think I am right? "

Uniqlo's entire AI is a bit down.

Good day, the thinking of this year's store manager is really weird!

"...It makes sense. You need to deduct three dishes with more than 95 points. Manager, you need to pay attention. After the deduction, you will only have five dishes left."

"It's okay, I'm not short of this, buckle it!"

"It has been deducted, the skills have been handed over to you, I wish you a grand cook as soon as possible."

"Nice!"

Emiya Shirou familiarized himself with the new skills in his brain, and then started "Fu Fu Fu Fu."

"Fufu Fufu (Fufu come here.)"

Kathy Paluger stopped in her tracks, which idiot is calling me?

Its little head looked around, and then it saw Emiya Shirou.

"Fufufufu! (Fufu come on!)"

Merlin was stunned, when did the new owner learn the language of their cat clan! ?

So she called Fufu cautiously: "Fufufufufu? (What is the master doing?)"

Wei Gong Shilang was ecstatic after seeing valid: "Fuxervfvv! (Fux, you go out of the game machine's wire now!"

Fufu shook her head resolutely: "Fufufu, Fufufu! (I don't want it, I'm going to die!)"

Poppy looked at one person and one beast inexplicably, and asked blankly, "What are you doing, Fufufu, you want to evolve into Fufujing?"

Emiya Shiro said: "It's boring, can't you play with Fufu?"

"Tch, you know you're going to lose, so you gave up?"

"How is it possible! Let's see how I can beat you, just wait!" Emiya Shiro pretended to be dismissive and yelled harsh words, and continued to communicate with Fufu: "Fufufufufufufufu! (One cup a day Your favorite cake!)”

"Fu? Fufufu! Fufufufufufu! (Huh? It's not worth it! I will never betray the hostess!)", Fufu resolutely refused, a cup of cake just wanted me to take risks, no way!

"Fufu! (Twice!)", Emiya Shiro sneered, never loyal, just not enough weight for betrayal!

"Fufufu! (Impossible!)"

"Fufufufufufufu! (Three times in the morning and twice in the evening!)", Shirou Emiya never gave up.

Kathy Paluge asks for an increase, "Fu! Fufu! (You! Add more!)"

Emiya Shirou raised the corner of his mouth, "Fufufufufufufu! (Twice in the morning and triple in the evening!)"

"Fu? Fufufufufu? (Huh? You think I'm a silly cat?"), Fufu was overwhelmed by Emiya Shirou's shamelessness. Is there any difference between this and the previous ones?

"Fufv! (On the second time Merlin Fei kicked once every day!)", Wei Gong Shilang thought, sorry, Mei Linqing, for my life happiness, you should be aggrieved. People don't hurt.

"Fu! Fufu! (Okay! Deal!)", Fufu quickly shuttled around the living room, and finally pretended to inadvertently jumped behind the XB ONE, and accidentally knocked down the vertically placed game console!

Immediately, the wires and HDMI cables fell off together, the game screen went black, and the game console fell to the floor.

Poppy is about to win the second game, how could she have thought that Fufu would be so naughty?

"Kay! Cee! Pa! Lu! G!"

Emiya Shirou quickly gave Fufu a wink: don't run away!

Then he pretended to hold the furious poppies: "Okay, okay, okay! Don't get in trouble with a cat, she didn't mean to, the current game has cloud save, just restart it!"

Poppy took a few deep breaths, and then said with a smile: "I'm not angry, I'm going to win anyway, so you should be ready to admit defeat!"

Shirou Emiya didn't speak, he trotted over to put the game console back to its original place, connected the game console and the TV, then blocked Poppy's sight with his body, and quickly replaced the disc at the speed of being single for seventeen years , then restarted the game.

When she saw the screen display: "The game was interrupted abnormally, it seems to continue from where it left off", Poppy breathed a sigh of relief. If she needed to start over, she would kick Fufu like a ball no matter what she said today.

But now thinking that he was about to win the bet, the smile on Poppy's perfect pretty face couldn't stop.

But as she got closer and closer to the end, the smile less and less, and finally disappeared completely.

She and Emiya Shirou reached the finish line almost at the same time, but she crossed the finish line first with very weak data? !

"What's going on here! Did you release the water on purpose!?" Yu Meiren immediately questioned Emiya Shirou.

"I don't! Don't talk nonsense! I'm not!" Of course Emiya Shiro would not admit it, and he didn't release the water either!

Poppy was very suspicious, this is not right, I am so good, why was I the first to cross the finish line?

But she couldn't find any evidence that Emiya Shirou cheated. Could it be that it was just a coincidence?

"Huh! How about it! I told you I didn't let the water go! Next time I will definitely win!", Beauty Poppy gave a final snort, and started the last hand.

This time, she chose the car with the most hips before Shirou Emiya, and then watched with a smile on Shirou Emiya's frowning face and chose the second-to-last car.

hum!This time, you won't run slower than me!

However, Emiya Shirou was very happy.

Poppy would never have thought that as long as she is 1P, she will definitely run faster than herself!

Products produced by UNIQI must be high-quality goods. This bet, I, Shirou Emiya, will definitely win!I must kiss the poppies today.

Emiya Shiro admitted that he just likes poppies, not physically, but emotionally.

You don't even dare to kiss the woman you like, what a fart?

Poppy is also very nervous, it's the last one, she must win!

As long as you win, you can do whatever you want with Shirou Emiya!

However, after entering the game, Poppy noticed something was wrong.

Why, Emiya Shiro was always behind her?

Doesn't this conform to the rules of the previous game?

In the last round, I was also in this car, but Shirou was in front of me?

Halfway through the drive, Emiya Shiro's car was already four spaces behind Poppy, and the victory could basically be said to have been sealed.

But Poppy felt more and more that something was wrong.

It's just that the cars of the two are swapped, why is there such a big difference?

What went wrong?

And Emiya Shirou saw that there was less than half of the distance left, and his heart was full of joy.

Hahahahahaha!

I won!I can fight back!

Poppy wanted to play tricks and stop on purpose, but she held back. This was too much to win. Originally, it was suspected that whoever drove slowly would win, and Shirou would definitely not like it now.