Mr. Emiya Can Not Only Cook
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This is similar to the history of the earth, but Li Bai in the history of the earth is not tall.
But type month. . .As we all know, Alexander of the Moon is as fucking tall as Napoleon, so shouldn't Li Bai?
"Little Yuyu, isn't Li Bai very short?"
"Eh? This... Let me think about it. After all, it's been more than a thousand years. It doesn't seem to be short... It's because my brother-in-law is too tall!" Yang Yuhuan thought hard for a while, but still didn't bother to think about it.
With this skill, I might as well post more with my brother-in-law!
After getting along for a month, Yang Yuhuan felt that Yu Meiren hadn't lied to her, that this brother-in-law could really do it!
Shirou Emiya glanced at the TV screen, the game of the three wives (Kigo) was coming to an end, there was no suspense, and it was still Othinus who won in the end.
Facts have proved that poppies are good no matter what the game is.
Even Xiaoyu was killed by Feng Zan, and he was close to winning several times, but was defeated by the honey poppy.
"Yuyu! Bite you!" Xiaoyu returned to the real world and unceremoniously pounced on the poppies, and then the two beauties started the second round of a real-life battle. After a while, they were panting, their clothes were disheveled, and their breasts were half exposed. Her hair was disheveled and her complexion flushed.
Emiya Shirou on the side looked sideways, smiled, and sighed silently, thinking it was wonderful.
This leg is really big, no, this chest is really white, alas, no matter, she will be my wife from now on!
"Brother-in-law, where are your eyes looking?" Yang Yuhuan puffed up her mouth, "Aren't I big?"My legs are also very white!
"I'm watching TV." Emiya Shirou stared at Poppy and Xiaoyu intently.
"The TV was turned off by Sister Othinus." Yang Yuhuan exposed Emiya Shirou's clumsy lie.
Emiya Shiro said without any embarrassment: "Okay, I'm going to have a showdown. I'm looking at Yu and Xiaoyu."
Although Emiya Shirou was still relatively dull, Xiaoyu and Yang Yuhuan's hints were too obvious, and he could still see it.
The key point is that Poppy seems to turn a blind eye to this, and let the two girls and Emiya Shiro stick to each other, which is intriguing.
If Emiya Shirou's thinking and emotional intelligence hadn't become more sluggish during these thousands of years, he would still be able to perceive that Yu Meiren, at least in Yang Yuhuan and Xiaoyu, is not contradictory.
Othinus is hard to say, but Othinus did not express her further opinion on Emiya Shirou, of course, did Emiya Shirou have any.
Emiya Shirou's views on Othinus are also very subtle. If you say that you have no affection for Othinus during the past five or six thousand years, that is not justified.
After all, after such a long time, I have seen a dog with beautiful features, let alone a perfect and beautiful girl like Othinus, it's a pity that it's too peaceful, alas.
But let it be, Emiya Shirou is no longer as entangled as he was before, and he has experienced vicissitudes after thousands of years.
As long as he doesn't commit suicide, his lifespan can be said to be unlimited. There is no such thing as limited time to take care of all the girls.
So, let nature take its course and leave everything to fate.
Poppy and Xiaoyu played around for a while before getting up from the carpet. Poppy immediately tugged at Xiaoyu's cute furry ears and said, "The carpet is full of fur from your stinky fox!"
Xiaoyu said indifferently: "Oh, I bought a vacuum cleaner, I will vacuum it later~"
After Othinus came back, he sat quietly on the other side of the sofa, watching the group of people playing around every day.
Emiya Shiro pointed to the small refrigerator in the living room and said, "There is ice cream, do you want to eat it?"
The demon girl shook her head, looked at Emiya Shirou with sparkling eyes and said, "I understand, I want to eat French fries."
"??? No chips ice cream!"
"I mean French fries.", Othinus repeated seemingly deadpan, but the one remaining green eye kept blinking.
After hearing the conversation, Poppy said, "Then I'll make it? French fries, it's easy, I'll just watch a video."
Emiya Shiro expressed doubts: "Really? Tell me what is the first step in French fries?"
Poppy rolled her eyes: "Are you teaching me how to do things?"
Emiya Shirou immediately surrendered to his wife: "No, I'll just ask."
"Huh! I really learned! Don't think that I have done nothing but look for you in these 2300 years!"
Xiao Yu posted up and hugged Poppy and said, "That's right, Shirou, don't underestimate us, our cooking is no worse than yours!"
Emiya Shiro smiled dryly: "That's it, I'll leave it to you, and I will be the shopkeeper in the future."
Yu Meiren pinched Emiya Shirou's nose with a sweet smile: "Hmph, you will be surprised when I do it!"
Othinus swallowed his saliva, and said concisely: "GKD."
Xiaoyu also walked into the kitchen with Poppy: "Since I want to make French fries, then there is so little fried chicken, I will make fried chicken!"
Emiya Shiro raised his eyebrows, looked at the cheap sister-in-law: "What about you? What will you do?"
"I can eat."
???
Okay, as expected of you, princess.
Emiya Shiro grabbed the two buns on Xiaoyuyu's head, and suddenly thought, this hairstyle seems easy to bite?
After looking down at Yang Yuhuan, she looked at Emiya Shirou innocently: "What's wrong, brother-in-law?"
Then she suddenly smiled charmingly, "Brother-in-law, are you thinking about something unhealthy?"
Shirou Wei Gong coughed a few times and let go of his hand, giving Yang Yuhuan a headache: "What nonsense!"
Othinus on the side tilted his head: "My understander, your lower body is congested with blood."
Yang Yuhuan looked down at Emiya Shirou's lower body, her little face flushed suddenly: "Brother-in-law~"
"It's impossible! Xiao Yuyu is so charming!"
Yang Yuhuan blushed even more, but smiled happily: "Really, brother-in-law is too bad."
Othinus continued to make up the knife: "When you pressed me under you yesterday, you were also congested."
"Stop! This is a normal physiological reaction of mine! Don't get me wrong!"
And what happened yesterday, let me talk about it at this time, are you trying to make me shut myself up!
"This is normal for men and women. It is unavoidable even for gods. You don't have to hide and be shy." Othinus stood up from the sofa and approached Wei Gongshi, looking up at Shirou Wei Gong: "You are shy, my understander.
Need me to create a special aspect for you?Guaranteed to suit your liking. "
Emiya Shirou is stupid, what kind of operation is this, Jiuchi Roulin?Three thousand beauties in the harem?Since then, the king will not go to court early?
Speaking of which, I remember that in the game in the previous life, Yang Yuhuan called himself the Son of Heaven. . .
Alas, things are people, everyone calls me brother-in-law now.
But it's not a big problem, you can also call me Lord Tianzi in the future.
After a while, Poppy and Xiaoyu walked out of the kitchen with fried french fries and sliced fried chicken, and the smell immediately filled the whole living room. Fufu, who was playing corpse games, was immediately revived with full blood ran over.
"Fufufu! (I want to eat!)"
In his mind, Uniform said faintly: "Sir, let's eat quickly, the restaurant should open."
"Ah, this? Okay." Emiya Shiro nodded, and then clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention: "The restaurant will resume business in two hours. Let's eat quickly."
"Okay~Brother-in-law~"
"I will use my cooking to relieve Shirou's mikon~"
"It's finally going to resume business... I still miss it a bit."
"My understander, if you need my help, just speak up, and you don't need to be polite to each other!"
On the first floor of the restaurant, outside the glass door, the veiled beauty was a little puzzled: "It's strange, why would anyone choose to open a restaurant on such a special day?"
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Emiya Shiro didn't really want to open the business.
He also wanted to spend some time with his four wives.
But looking at the remaining savings, he knew that he couldn't continue.
After all, this family still has to rely on him to support, otherwise how can the girls have no worries about food and clothing?
Alas, with only a 17-year-old appearance, he still carried everything by himself after all.
But there is one thing to say, the fried chicken and chips made by Xiaoyu and Poppy have a taste.
The heat, oil temperature, oil control, time, are all well mastered.
The marinating of the chicken is also delicious, basically mastering the essence.
If there is a downside, it probably is. . .
"So, why use mustard sauce? Or yellow mustard? I remember that the kitchen has the chili sauce I made last time?"
Emiya Shirou glanced at the wasabi sauce in the small dish and was puzzled.
"Xiaoyu, don't you eat chili and mustard?"
"Huh? I haven't seen Shirou eat chili?" Xiaoyu was a little confused.
Poppy picked up a French fries and put it into his mouth, said while eating, "This guy used to be really good at eating chili."
Xiaoyu was even more surprised: "That Shirou is so different from most Japanese people, he is more like a Chinese."
Yang Yuhuan echoed: "Actually, I think my brother-in-law is a fake Japanese. His living habits, way of speaking, and personality are all incompatible with Japanese."
"Huh? Listen to what you said..." Poppy put down the fried chicken in her hand, and she couldn't help but think about the life in China for the past 2300 years.
My husband seems to be a real Chinese regardless of hair color or nationality!
Shirou Emiya smiled and said, "My nationality..."
"I understand! Shirou is Japanese Chinese!" Xiaoyu clapped his hands and expressed his own judgment: "So it makes sense that Shirou is Chinese!"
"Ah, this... I...", Emiya Shirou wanted to say something, but Yu Meiren smiled happily: "Aren't Chinese people better, I am also a Chinese elf~"
"I am also Chinese! So there is a reason why my brother-in-law is my brother-in-law!" Xiao Yuyu also spoke.
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