Mr. Emiya Can Not Only Cook

Emiya Shiro thinks, this IQ is poisonous, right?Can't you see that we are Japanese too?

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Emiya Shiro really had reason to suspect that this new guest was probably mentally handicapped.

I, Emiya Shiro, although I have red hair, I have been Japanese all my life, and even if you can't tell, I am at least Asian.

Kamijou Touma looks like a Japanese.

Even if Mine Riko doesn't look Japanese, Poppy at least looks Asian.

The most important thing is that since everyone in the restaurant speaks Japanese except the poppies, no matter how blind you are, you can know that we are Japanese, right?

Speaking Italian, and speaking it so substandardly, it’s thanks to my restaurant being smart enough to have its own translator.

Oh well, maybe because he was so smart, the guest probably thought we were speaking Italian.

Well, but, is your appearance too similar to that of the only male official employee in my family, Comrade Kamijou Touma?

Look at this hedgehog head, look at this white shirt, look at this retarded face. . .Oh, sorry, Touma is much more handsome than him.

Emiya Shiro said with a very subtle smile: "Guest, as you can see, our place is just an ordinary restaurant. Excuse me, what do you want to eat?"

"Restaurant! Are you also a God of Disobedience!?"

The new guest had an excited face, with three points of surprise and seven points of fear mixed in his expression.

What to do, another god of disobedience has come, and there are already three!

Eh, what about the other two?What about the blond girl Erica?

The new guest begins to fidget.

Emiya Shirou also frowned.

"The God of Disobedience?" Kamijou Touma was quite curious about this new term.

Emiya Shiro explained: "Human beings have weaved all kinds of myths from ancient times to the present, and myths have created all kinds of gods.

The gods should have maintained their proper roles in their respective myths, making the world run normally, but some gods were disqualified and turned into gods who brought disasters to the world, called Gods of Disobedience.

For example, Poseidon does not manage his oceans well and creates tsunamis every day. This is called the God of Disobedience.

Of course, this is just the basic situation of the world where the guest lives, other universes don't have this stuff. "

Riko also asked curiously: "So there are gods in his world? What Zeus, Athena or something like that?"

"Yes, in fact, the universes of most of the guests I receive have them, even my own world, just get used to it.

Maybe one day, my restaurant will be full of gods? ", Emiya Shirou said with a smile.

"Oh, Shirou, you can treat the Jade Emperor to dinner. I don't think any food in the fairy world is as fragrant as yours." Poppy made a suggestion.

Wei Gong Shirou said: "Jade Emperor? It's okay, I would like to treat Sun Dasheng to dinner."

Yu Meiren asked suspiciously, "Who is Sun Dasheng?"

"I know, a well-known figure in China! He is a monkey with great powers, who can change 72 times, and can do somersaults for thousands of miles." Kamijou Touma said immediately.

Then Emiya Shirou remembered that the Great Sage probably hadn't jumped out of the rock at the time of Poppy.

"So!!! Where the hell are you here!!!!!!"

The new guest finally broke out, and the nerves that had been tense at any time during the battle before were interrupted by Emiya Shirou's completely self-contained conversation.

"Tsk, the restaurant! You're blind! Eat if you like it, and get out if you don't!", Poppy was thinking about who Sun Dasheng is, when she was suddenly interrupted by the howl of the new guest, and immediately became furious.

"Okay, okay, calm down, just wait until the idiot Merlin comes and hit him to vent his anger." Emiya Shirou hurriedly comforted his future proprietress.

However, Emiya Shirou also didn't like this new guest.

If Aria is crumbs.

So this morning's guest, it can be said that the reputation is not much worse than that of the shavings.

How should I put it, a typical person who wants to be a bitch but also wants to set up a memorial archway, and is also a bitch, has no position, hypocrisy, hypocrisy, dick, lack of courage, or a mentally retarded.

Compared with him, at least you can say that it was Fei Fei Sejin who turned this cute girl into a scumbag in the later stage.

As for Kusanagi Godou, ah, I'm sorry, Emiya Shirou really couldn't find a way to whitewash him.

Why did he finally welcome a new guest a week later, but he was the first one to come!

Tsk, today I have to bully Merlin to calm down.

"Guests, as you can see, our restaurant is a transit point for various universes, and the guests may have appeared in my restaurant by chance.

We are not Gods of Disobedience, Gods of Disobedience are too low-level for me.

Some of the guests I receive can cut off the sun, moon and stars with a single blow.

Some gestures can spread to a galaxy.

Sometimes the aftermath of a single battle can shake the multiverse.

Some people can randomly erase half of the life in the universe with a snap of their fingers.

Some people hit with all their strength and shattered countless universes.

The god of disobedience, in our opinion, is just a joke.

Therefore, guests, you don't have to panic, just say what you want to eat, and then go on the road with peace of mind. "

Kusanagi Godou, who was stunned by Emiya Shirou, hesitated and asked: "Then can you help me get rid of the God of Disobedience? There is also a girl named Erika who helps me."

Oh?Oh Moses and more.

It was only then that Emiya Shirou remembered what the stone slab in Kusakaz Godou's hand was.

This is the secret book of Prometheus, an artifact used to steal other people's things or skills.

In this way, the two disobedient gods mentioned by Kusanagi Godou should be the ancient Persian military god Veleslana and the Canaanite hero god Mekar.

"May I ask, was the guest involved in the battle of the God of Disobedience before?"

Emiya Shirou asked hypocritically.

"That's right! Manager! Please help me for the sake of being Asian!"

So why the hell haven't you seen that most of us are of Japanese descent?

Tsk, it's hopeless, wait for death, and leave.

Of course, for the sake of the restaurant's reputation, Emiya Shiro couldn't say that.

At this moment, the door of the restaurant was pushed open again, revealing a cute boy with white hair and red eyes who looked both timid and simple, a bit like a little white rabbit.

The boy first put his head into the dining room with a little fear, and after confirming that there were no suspicious and dangerous characters, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief, then gently patted his face with his hand, and whispered to himself:

"Come on, you are an adventurer today!"

Then the boy sorted out his novice adventurer equipment and clothing, and walked into the restaurant with his head held high.

Then he whispered to BB very domineeringly: "Old! Boss... please give me a beer..."

Emiya Shirou was confused by the boy's cute appearance: "Little guy, are you an adult? Are you going to drink?"

"What, what! You, you, boss! You... aren't you much older than me?"

The little white rabbit boy was a little unconvinced immediately, but he still whispered BB.

"Don't believe me." Wei Gong Shirou pointed at Poppy blindly: "Look at this big sister, how old is she?"

The little white rabbit boy followed Emiya Shirou's gaze, and was immediately amazed by the beauty of the poppies. Then he quickly returned to normal, and asked puzzledly, "This sister is at most 17 years old, right?"

Emiya Shirou said with a smirk: "Hey hey, you can't think of it, she's at least a thousand years old—woo!"

Then he was punched on the waist by the poppies.

"Huh?!" - Kusanagi Godou rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

"Ah!?"——The little white rabbit boy also suspected that he had heard it wrong.

The poppies punched Emiya Shirou in the other waist, and then smiled charmingly: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm only 17 years old."

Shirou Emiya complained secretly, tsk tsk, 17 years old, tens of thousands of months, right?

"Oh oh oh! Let me just say, big sister is so young, how can she be a thousand years old!"

Kusanagi Godou stepped on thunder with precision without thinking: "I watch animated movies and play games, and even vampires can live for a long time."

What Yu Meiren hates the most in her life is being called a vampire, and she immediately wants to go berserk: "Do you want to give it a try and get sucked dry by me!?"

But Emiya Shirou still hugged the slender and soft waist tightly: "Quiet your anger, calm your anger, calm your anger, this is a guest, this is a guest, not Merlin!"

"Hmph! You, let go!!", the plump white rabbit jumped violently due to the poppy's large movements, and Emiya Shirou's hand holding the poppy's waist was a little closer to the top.

In short, the poppy's chest touched Emiya Shiro's hand, yes, you read that right, the chest moved first!

Shirou Emiya didn't even feel what it was like, but the poppy broke away, and then she blushed, walked back to her usual favorite sofa, and started playing games.

Thankfully, she finally stopped playing Animal Crossing and this time played Mortal Kombat.

I just don't know which character was played by her, which one was made up by Poppy's brain, maybe it was Merlin, um.

Emiya Shiro asked Lizi and Touma strangely: "Isn't it, it made her face red with anger?"

Touma also asked doubtfully, "Did you exert too much strength just now?"

"Ah, maybe." Shirou Emiya nodded.

Riko rolled her eyes.Turn around and leave.

"Uh, what's the matter?" Emiya Shirou was puzzled.

"I don't know." Toma shook his head.

"Okay. Two guests, what do you want to eat, I will make it for you."

"Ah, I want to—"

"Now is not the time to eat! Manager, please help!!" Kusanagi Godou still did not intend to give up, interrupting the little white rabbit's speech, after all, he is a self-proclaimed pacifist!

Emiya Shirou frowned again.