I, the Human Race, Hit You!

"However, it just so happens that I have one thing here, which is free, and it just suits your requirements!"

——The free one is the most expensive!

Lin Bai asked: "I heard that Mr. God is a member of the official history compilation committee?"

"It's all trivial little jobs, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning!"

Amakasu Touma said embarrassingly.

Lin Bai sighed, looking like a meeting.

"Speaking of which, the name is so long, don't you think it's hard to remember? I think it's pretty hard to remember! Give me a word and change your name!"

Amakasu Touma's face froze.

This word... How can I bring it back?

Fortunately, as soon as he said this, he felt that his life was saved, but——when he went back, he might not know if the head was still on him.

By the way, is there anything about this name that offends the boss?

He thought about it, but couldn't find the reason.

Hmm... In another world, he might have understood Lin Baihua's appearance and his name in an instant.

But the problem is... he couldn't even figure out this world.

After all, back then, he didn't dare to attack the suzerain country with the help of dozens of chickens!

At that time, it was the hardest-hit area for those who traveled through the Three Kingdoms and the Tang Dynasty.

This is a small thought in Lin Bai's heart. At most, he has suffered an unreasonable disaster.

After thinking about it, he nodded with a smirk and said, "Yeah, the name is really too long, and it's inconvenient to remember. Why don't the store manager give me a name?"

Well, this must be an act of humiliating the country. The question is-this has something to do with my Amakasu Touma?

I'm just a talker.

He felt that insisting on following the boss's pace would not waver.

Lin Bai coughed dryly twice.

"After all, it's your domestic affairs. It's not good for outsiders to interfere!"

"No matter where, freedom of speech is emphasized now, so you can express your opinions casually. I think I will help you deal with anyone who dares to have opinions!"

Amakasu Dongma guarantees the ticket.

Lin Bai sighed, his eyes became far away, and he said half a word.

"When it comes to compiling official history, I think of Shiji; when it comes to Shiji, I think of Sima Qian; and I think of Tai Shigong's contribution to record the real history!"

Amakasu Touma pointed out cautiously.

"There is already an institution called Taishi Bureau in China!"

It has a parallel relationship with the Lion King Agency. The Lion King Agency mainly deals with magic disasters caused by humans and demons, and the Taishi Bureau is mainly responsible for disasters caused by monsters.

Lin Bai glanced at him indifferently, sipped his red tea, and shook his head.

"You juniors are really far behind Tai Shigong. You still compile official history. Can it be compiled? Everything must be factual. In order to restore the historical truth, Tai Shigong went to the countryside to ask how many local people for advice. , with your attitude, history will make a mistake in the future, and you are all sinners of history!"

Amakasu Fuyuma had a smile on his face.

"Yes, yes, what you taught is right!"

Lin Bai shrugged and continued.

"In order to commemorate Tai Shigong's attitude back then, and to let you take a step forward in history, I suddenly thought of a name."

"How do you feel about the clean room?"

Amakasu Touma: "..."

"It was from here that Tai Shigong came out to write the book Shiji. You should learn from the attitude of your predecessors!"

"..."

"Of course, I just made an opinion casually. It doesn't matter whether you accept it or not. Freedom of speech is important now!"

"..."

"Touma, just give me a message, is it okay?"

"..."

"It's just right, you don't want to buy anything, and you are afraid of being blamed by your superiors? Help me get this news out, I believe your superiors will definitely not care about such a trivial matter!"

Amakasu Dongma wants to cry but has no tears.

Yes, they definitely won't care about the little things like I didn't buy something to go out... They're afraid they will tear me apart.

"By the way, I may go out in the next few days...you understand?"

——Do you still need to check?

Amakasu Touma took a deep breath.

Damn, it's too much to deceive.

The matter has come to this point, I have endured to the extreme, I can't bear it - I have to endure it.

Is there a choice between living in silence and dying in an explosion?

Amakasu Touma laughed as if crying.

"Don't worry, store manager, what you said, I will definitely bring it to you."

Lin Bai patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him: "Then please! Dong Ma, I am optimistic about you. You will definitely become a world-class pianist in the future!"

I'm a ninja and magician, what's the use of being a world-class pianist?

Amakasu Touma said with difficulty: "Then I will accept your good words!"

-

Watching Amakasu Touma's departure, Lin Bai had a strange expression on his face.

Another customer came to the store, and this time it wasn't a trick like Amakasu Touma, but a normal key character in the plot.

"By the way, is counterfeit products limited to up today? A counterfeit mistress just came, and here is another counterfeit bitch?"

ps: I had a dark day with my friends on weekends

Chapter 21 Pickled Vegetables

Midsummer forest.

The noise and insects that should have been in this season disappeared, and the dry heat that belongs to summer also failed to render this forest.

This is the educational institution affiliated to the Lion King Matchmaking Agency, the Forest of High Gods, a palace protected by a barrier.

The Lion King dating agency is not a joke, it is basically recognized by the industry, and even the Lion King organization does not deny such a title very much.

Wearing such a layer of skin can at least facilitate the actions of their own watchers - the high-level executives inside the Lion King organization comfort themselves in this way.

Next, let's play a dialogue that happened in the original book and has not yet happened in this world.

The Three Saints of the Lion King: "No, I don't want to hear this, but I want to ask how you feel about him. In other words, does he suit your liking?"

Ji Dongxuecai: "What... what? You mean...?"

Sansheng: "For example, good or bad looks, likes or dislikes, that's what I want to talk about. What do you think?"

OK, the conversation is over.

Lion King Agency, the main business is marriage introduction, and the sub-business is managing domestic large-scale magic crimes-who is for and who is against?

A country's military agencies mainly rely on marriage introductions to monitor potential magic criminals in the country. We still have no way of knowing whether this is the method that the mentally retarded high-level executive came up with.

As a matter of course, since the main business is marriage introduction, the members of the Lion King Matchmaking Agency trained in the Takasami no Mori are all women.

——Even the leading three saints are all women.

Not to be sexist, at the top end of the scale, the proportion of men should be in the majority.

You see, seven godslayers, four to three, or five to two in the eyes of outsiders?

Four true ancestors, two to two.

Elf, one to eleven plus...

Heck, it doesn't seem to be bad.

Well, then it can only be said that it is easy for men to be tricked by beauty, but it is difficult for women to be tricked by beauty!

—God knows why.

Closer to home, closer to home.

The Lion King agency belongs to the top level of the foot pot chicken, and the top level is actually a dark one.

The priestesses from the Lion King Agency were sent to monitor, and everyone knew what their plans were.

However, I have to say—the method of sending beautiful girls to monitor is really effective, and it has a historical heritage.

Even Kayin back then was stabbed to death by Biu after forming a sincere friendship with the Fourth Primogenitor.

Even if the person under surveillance knows what the Lion King organization is up to, they are helpless—when the Lion King organization trains (brainwashes) the witches under its command, it really trains them in a serious direction.

The shrine maiden sent there was really looking for surveillance.

So, in front of me is my own watcher in name, she is pure, has never seen the world, has no common sense to even think that a fire extinguisher is a weapon, has a good force, looks good in fights, is proficient in all kinds of spells, and has a whole body Be righteous, and then...you might be the first man she's ever met.

And it revolves around you every day.

Moreover, the most wonderful thing is that the Lion King agency does not plan to use this method to control you, and it will not even make demands on you, and it has a good sense of proportion.

——Even if they know that this is a pit given by the Lion King agency, few people can resist jumping into it.

As soon as the eyes were closed and opened, they recognized it.

Even if you go to a brothel, you still have to spend money... Well, by the way, how can you be so proficient in the brothel business!