How Can a Woman Have Fun in Farming?

revenge! ! !

She is a spider, she wants to take this opportunity to play with that guy.

Holding up one of his forelimbs, the spider looked at Lu Yuan like a raging fire.

For this revenge, she didn't even play the game.

(Except for going to the streets to find food, the spiders spend most of their time in caves playing games, using parasites to fight and occupy territory in the middle of the Ello Maze.)

"..."

Lu Yuan silently looked at the determined gaze of a pink fur Pikachu, with a helpless expression on his face.

The other party is already like this, and she can't force the other party to act.

Spider, a tool man who doesn't take the initiative at all, can't help but make Lu Yuan miss Alice Roald, a hard-working housekeeper.

"Then let's finish the work together first, and then go find the big white snake."

Lu Yuan spoke like this.

And the spider nodded in satisfaction when he heard the other party's initiative.

"That's right. If you want to push the matter to her alone, there is no way."

Pink fur Pikachu said it in his heart so happily.

The still immature Spider didn't realize at all that the matter here had nothing to do with her.

She can completely push all these tasks to Lu Yuan alone.

……

Lian Keshandu Empire, the capital of the king.

Brims stared blankly at His Majesty the Emperor sitting above him.

He thinks he is not a good person, and he doesn't feel much about saving human beings.

But what Brims never expected was that other people seemed to go too far than him.

What came to my ears were similar scolding voices from several nobles.

"Blims, even if the dungeon crusade fails, you don't need to come up with such an excuse."

"Slime with wisdom, a town built on the upper level of the Elro maze, and hundreds of demon kings with full-level skills and an average attribute value of over [-]. Do you think the above-mentioned things are possible?"

A gorgeously dressed nobleman looked at Brims and spoke.

There was a strong sense of contempt in his tone.

"Exaggerate the strength of the enemy after failure, and then you can logically make excuses for your own failure."

"Your thinking is too easy to guess."

As if thinking of himself as a wise man.

The nobleman spoke so loudly to Blims in front of him.

Exaggerate the strength of the enemy, and then take your own failure for granted.

This kind of thing is a common means of avoiding disaster for the nobles.

However, this time, Blimus' failure was too complete. The number one magister of mankind disappeared, and hundreds of elite soldiers died in the maze without any survivors.

This matter must be explained to someone.

Obviously, today's Blims has become a back-up man pushed by some nobles, and even the emperor in front of him.

At this moment, Brims didn't even have the idea of ​​showing the note that Ronante left him to the group in front of him.

Because of course, it's just futile.

Handing over the note will only make the last evidence in his hand disappear.

Did no one of the nobles gathered in the palace see the truth of what Brims said?

No, most people can see it.

But so what?

Even if the world is destroyed in the next moment, what everyone thinks of is to preserve all the power in front of them first.

Brims is the one who takes the blame, he deserves it, and he deserves it.

As for everything that follows...

They will naturally arrange for some people to take action.

"So what's next for me?"

Brims raised his head, looked at the group of nobles in front of him and spoke.

There was no meaningless struggle and ridicule.

Because obviously, struggling is useless, and ridicule will only irritate the group of people in front of him, and then make his situation more difficult.

And these nobles, as well as a certain emperor, nodded when they saw that Brims was so knowledgeable.

"Although this failure and sophistry are very bad, but because of your previous achievements, we intend to give you a chance to make up for your mistakes."

"The monster mountains to the west are occupied by a large number of goblins. As a beast trainer, you should have many ways to deal with them."

"As long as these goblins are cleaned up, you can return to the capital."

An older nobleman sitting next to the emperor spoke to Brims like this.

Brims also nodded at this, and did not make any more objections.

"I'll be back soon."

He stood up from his seat and spoke like this.

But before leaving, Brims glanced at their emperor with a subtle look.

The titular leader of the Kesandu Empire, the supreme ruler, couldn't even say a single word of opinion on his affairs.

If it weren't for a certain former emperor whose strength surpassed that of the empire was still alive, the other party would not only have been ostracized, but would have been kicked out of power long ago.

Facing Brims' gaze, the current emperor didn't seem to feel much, and didn't make any more reactions, just nodded slowly.

End of this chapter

In the huge pool naturally formed inside the cave.

The pure white giant snake was swimming leisurely, and from time to time, it swam to a certain huge dragon egg and circled twice.

Baji~baji~baji~

Beside the pool, the dancing flame slime brought the surrounding light on and off.

Let the pool in the cave show pieces of orange sparkling light.

Although the Monster Town has been established, the white giant snake doesn't seem to like it. It doesn't like staying in a room that belongs to humans, and it doesn't like places with many people.

She still loves the cave she started with.

There is not much processing from human handwriting, and even the light source for lighting is still the former flame slime.

da da~ da da da~

Like the sound of boots hitting the ground.

The white giant snake raised its head and looked towards the hole where the sound came from.

She could clearly hear that it was the sound made by a certain magical slime when it jumped.

Sure enough, after the big white snake looked at it for a while.

"Oh~ so you're not sleeping?"

"How's the hatching?"

Lu Yuan in slime form jumped into the cave with some proficiency, and greeted the white giant snake.

And the one who walked into the cave with him was a spider with its ears stretched out.

It can be seen from the feeble staggering steps.

Her entire spider seemed to have been squeezed dry by Lu Yuan.

Even the spider himself can't figure out why he is so proficient in handling public affairs when he was just a dead house jk in his previous life.

It was because she was too proficient that she was crazily exploited by this guy, Slime.

'It has been determined that this guy, Slime, must be a straight steel boy who doesn't know how to be sympathetic. '

He glanced at the slime beside him.

The spider who walked into the cave kept slandering him in his heart.

Lu Yuan's gender issues.

In the past few days, the spider has been repeatedly confirmed.

She tried her best to find an opportunity, taking advantage of Slime's unpreparedness, and threw him into the women's bathhouse.

Spider was full of hope that a certain slime could show a certain kind of innocence towards the same sex... Even if it showed a wretched appearance, it was justified.

After all, it's not that there are no female hooligans these days.

As long as there is a reason, the spider will definitely continue to deceive himself through self-deception.

However, Murphy's Law tells us that the more undesirable things will always happen.

As a slime, Lu Yuan faced this incident with an evasive attitude of "see no evil, see no evil, and listen no evil".

Judging from various links, it is the situation that a normal man will encounter when such a thing happens.

'Cut~ A guy who only squeezes girls, no wonder he turns into a monster. "

"Speaking of being a monster, isn't it that you don't wear clothes?"

'So the slime's current behavior is actually to take advantage of the time when the big white snake is giving birth and taking a bath, and enters the opponent's bath naked. '