Naughty Loli in Doll

The naughty loli in the doll Author: Mista

Mill knew that although she fought, blackmailed, and robbed banks, she was a good baby.

The book is also known as "The Story of the Adopted Daughter of Bao Ma of the Dragon Clan", and the protagonist is the treasure raised by Bao Ma.

emmm take it seriously

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"Do you think I'm a puppet man?" Mir stretched his hand to the big ball of light on his chest. After a flash of white light, a white-haired loli who looked about ten years old appeared on the spot.

"Actually, I'm a little Lolita!" This is a story about a Lolita hidden in a sexless doll who died in another world.

Chapter 1 was caught at the police station at the beginning

"My name is Mir Chiris. I am 15 years old. I live in the dormitory building in the teacher's area of ​​Meichuxi College. I am unmarried. I have to go to class every day until 6:11 a.m. to go home. I not only smoke but also drink heavily. I go to bed at 20 a.m. every day. To sleep for half an hour, I must drink a barrel of vodka before going to bed, then do [-] minutes of stiff exercises, go to bed toss and turn, and can’t fall asleep. Once it’s dark, I will definitely leave the fatigue and stress until the next day. The doctor said Tell me why I'm not dead yet."

"I only asked your name, but what kind of nonsense did you say in the end?" The young lady of the guard captain sitting opposite Mir said with a speechless face: "And how many of the above words are true? No matter what It won't be so exaggerated!"

That's right, as the protagonist Mir first appeared in such a delicate place as the police station, it would be a long story to ask why.

Mir was originally an ordinary orphan living in the present world (the modern city is referred to as the present world). Although his original name was not Mir, who would care about this kind of thing?

However, such an ordinary orphan awakened abilities that ordinary people should not have at the age of 12.

With the awakening of his abilities, Mir found that his body began to peel off crazily, and the joints of his limbs began to look like dolls. There was a hole with a diameter of five centimeters in his chest, and there was a ball of light in the hole. When he reached into the light ball to explore, he found that there was a loli inside, and then he became that loli, and he intuitively told him that the loli was his real body.

It took him so long to realize that he was not a man, but fortunately he found that he could turn back into a man, even though his body had become like a doll.

Mill, who has just acquired superpowers, is very excited, and he feels that he has to do something to carry forward his golden spirit as the protagonist.

The scenes in those movies inspired him a lot.

Then he went to rob the bank.

That's right, this kid didn't go to fight for justice, he went to grab a bank at the age of 12!

(Mill said that it is reasonable for a poor man to suddenly acquire superpowers and want to rob a bank, right?)

As a result, his behavior happened to be seen by a boss from the parallel world, that is, the dean of the Meichuxi Academy mentioned above, and he was brought to the parallel world for 3 years of education.

During these three years, he learned that his superpower is something called psionic power.

The so-called psionic ability is an ability that most creatures in the magical world parallel to the present world have the opportunity to awaken. Almost everyone's ability to read psionics is different.

Traveling through different worlds is an opportunity that most people want, but Mill said that life without the Internet is really terrible.

Then he took advantage of every vacation time to come to the present world on the phase train to feel the warmth that wiff brought him.

But this time the holiday was a little different than before. This time he brought back a 16-year-old black-haired girl from this world.

This girl seemed to have just awakened to psionic power for less than a month, but the villagers in the remote mountain village where she lived discovered her difference, killed her family members, and attacked her as a witch.

Mir, who is in the city, does not have the chance to be a hero to save the beauty. His role is only to detect the murderous magic power of the girl across a city, and then use his psychic ability to quickly rush to the scene of the crime. The authority of this world helps the girl clean up the mess and invites her to join the academy.

The fate of the villagers can be imagined.

Then back to the topic. (I don’t know how many people found that I digressed, lol)

Why is Mill boy in the police station?Is it because of the girl?

No, let me mention here that the police station Mir is in now is not the police station in the real world, but the police station in the magical world, and the security team here is not in charge of the bad things in the real world.

The main reason is that when Mir took the girl named Xia Ye to Meichuxi Academy, which didn’t sound very good, when an old man suddenly rushed in front of him, he fell down in front of him skillfully, hugged his thigh and shouted:

"I bumped into someone! Oh, you young man, why didn't you look at the road, and broke my leg, whoops... If you don't get a hundred and eighty thousand today, don't even think about leaving!"

"..." Mir said that besides himself, there are such shameless people, and others put their hands on his head before he cheated others.

Feeling the eyes gradually gathering around him, Mir didn't panic. Just when Xia Ye thought he had some good solution, Mir said that the old man's acting skills were too fake and exaggerated, so he kindly gave his leg to Interrupting the heart-piercing cry of helping the old man.

Ah, what a hearty person I am!

"So, that's why you beat the old man?" The female captain in front of her tapped her fingers and looked at the righteous young man in front of her speechlessly.

"No, no, how can this be said to be beating the old man? I saw that old man acting so hard and exaggerated, so I specially helped him feel the pain, so that he will be more real next time. ?"

Where's your face?The female captain resisted the urge to poke the pen into the boy's face.

"Officer, is there anything else? There is a girl outside waiting for me to help him enter the school." Mir looked like you are such a troublesome woman, and I don't want to play with you anymore.

Faced with Mir like this, the female captain couldn't help having a headache. This guy is the adopted son of the dean of Meichuxi Academy who is called "Her Royal Highness's best friend", and the other party's parents also expressed that they will compensate, the old man It was also Pengci first, and it seemed that he had no reason to keep him anymore.

But the young man's "I don't know I was wrong, and I won't change it" really annoyed her.

"Although your parents said that they would pay compensation, as a punishment you have to write another 5-word inspection before leaving, otherwise you should stay here overnight."

Faced with the unreasonable female captain Mir, he just rummaged through his heavy backpack calmly, then pulled out a stack of papers and proudly threw it to the female captain: "I have long been prepared for various punishments."

I don't know what to be proud of in this kind of thing. Although the female captain can keep the boy on the grounds that "only what is written on the spot is effective", but it seems that she is too horny, so she decided to use a smart way .

She began to look for typos in the review of more than [-] words.

This time it was Mier's turn to look at the female captain speechlessly. How did such a stupid woman become the captain of the guard?Mir stands up and moves a stuck joint.

"What are you going to do? You can't leave until I finish checking." The female captain looked at Mir with vigilance.

"I'm just going to the bathroom, do you want to come with me?" Mir said innocently to the female captain.

End of this chapter

As a gentleman, isn't it natural to invite a lady to go to the toilet together? - Mill

Mir, who had a red palm print on his face, went to the toilet alone. Of course, as a puppet, Mir did not do such meaningless things as excretion, because as a puppet, he didn’t need to excrete at all. All become energy to operate the body.

Similarly, Lori's body doesn't seem to need to excrete, the reason is that beautiful girls don't excrete. (laugh)

So what does Mir, who doesn't need to excrete, come to the toilet to do?

Psychic energy [Master of Time: Acceleration]

This is Mir's psychic power, which can speed up or slow down the time flow of the things it touches, and can also be used to speed up oneself. Changing the mind changes the mind, so Mill broke his leg quite a few times when he was practicing to keep his mind up to his speed.

After practicing for two and a half years, he was finally able to move his body in some detail without colliding with objects when his body accelerated to a certain level, so the person who was going to the toilet in the toilet only saw an afterimage passing by, and the toilet paper in the compartment was gone. up.

This is the purpose of Mir coming to the toilet. As a genius, Mr. Mir would take revenge on that idiot policeman in a childish way, so it is better to flush all the toilet paper in the toilet down the toilet.

Of course, the frenzied Master Mir didn’t just go to the men’s room. Anyway, as long as his speed is fast enough, no one can see his face clearly, and he is also half a woman, so the toilet paper in the men’s and women’s toilets of the police station was brutally murdered. .

Mir came back from the toilet refreshed, as if he had just done something great.

And the female captain lying on the chair seemed to have given up on the stupid idea of ​​finding typos from [-] characters, and lay on the chair sideways to read the novel.

Is the captain of the guard all this idle?Global warming in this world must have something to do with her passive sabotage. While slandering the female captain in his heart, Mir turned his head to read the name of the novel:

"Gourd Baby vs. Transformers"

It looks like a book in the present world. It seems very interesting. Do you want to buy a book when you go back?

"Then, I can..." Mir was about to ask if he could go back, when he suddenly felt his thigh trembling violently.

Is this feeling...

Mir took out a flat and smooth crimson crystal from his trouser pocket. There were some pictures on the crystal, which looked a lot like a touch-screen phone.

This gadget is called a communication crystal. Although it looks like a touch-screen phone, its function is much worse than that of a touch-screen phone. It can only make calls and send messages.

Mir frowned and looked at the four words "Student Council President" written on the note on the beacon, after thinking about it, he still clicked through.

"Hello? Are you a 'heartless man'?" came the voice of a strange man with a slight accent.

"Huh? I'm not, hang up." I checked the beacon carefully, and there was nothing wrong with it. What the hell did the woman with the big head make a note for me?

"Oh? Hey! Don't hang up, kid. It seems that I didn't make it clear. Do you know an elf woman named Asiya?" Open a translation magic.

Mir used magic power to cast a little magic power on his ears. This is the most basic translation magic learned in the academy. It can be put in his own mouth or used in his ears. After a little adjustment, the words of the other party are in his ears. He often speaks Mandarin.

Speaking of the lingua franca of the world, he was also forced by that woman to learn it in a year. He himself doubted how he did it. Mir's thoughts gradually drifted away, but he still did not forget to answer the other party:

"Ashiya is the student council president of our school, why are you holding her communication crystal?"

"It's good to know each other, boy, your president has been kidnapped by us! You are limited to prepare 1 million Mira (equivalent to RMB) within two days and place it at the gate of No. 204 Beit Street, otherwise don't blame us for destroying it!" Hehehehehe..." The terrible thing is that this cheating magic has been translated into Chinese with an accent

"I want to say a few words to her, otherwise I will pretend I didn't answer today's call." Mir's voice became serious, successfully attracting the attention of the captain of the security team who was fishing.

"Cut, girl, that kid wants to talk to you, don't play tricks!"

"Hello? Is it the second official? Miss Ben has been kidnapped, hurry up..."

"Are we familiar? Why did you want to call me when you were kidnapped?!" Before the president could finish speaking, she was mercilessly interrupted by Mir's yelling. The captain was startled, and fell directly from the chair to the ground and stared at Mir, but did he mention the word "kidnapping" just now?

"This, this, this is mainly because this lady has changed to a communication crystal, so far I only remember your beacon... No, can't it?" Miss President on the other side of the phone spoke intermittently, as if a little embarrassed.

It's not because I don't have any friends that I was the first to remember me, right?This sentence appeared in Mir's mind, but would Mir, who thought he had reached the top EQ, say this sentence?

"Isn't it because I don't have any friends that you are the first to remember me?" It is a pity that Mill's EQ is only considered to be at the top.

"Why, how is it possible? As the president of the student union, how could I have no friends!" Ashiya yelled angrily.

"Smelly brat, I don't ask you to talk! Listen up boy, if we haven't seen 1 million Mira in two days, you are ready to say goodbye to your chairman!"

"Us? How many of you are there?" According to Asiya's elf instinct, it shouldn't be so easy to grasp, unless the opponent is strong enough, but to be honest, the IQ of the opponent's idiot really doesn't look like a strong person , so is there too many people?If there are too many people, I don't know if the big girl can escape.

"Huh? Kid, are you doubting my IQ? Do you think I'll tell you that there are three of us?"

"Idiot, you already told him!" It seemed that the other party's accomplice came over and shouted:

"Boy, don't think about calling the police or playing tricks, or we will tear up the ticket, understand?" Then he hung up the phone.

"..." Why are you yelling so loudly?The cops sitting next to me heard it.

"Is it a kidnapping case? How many people are there? Can you tell where it is?" The captain of the security team showed a serious face that did not match her IQ.

"The other party told me to put the money at the gate of 204 Beit Street..." Mir recalled and said, "And they also claimed that there were 93 people, which doesn't seem like a lie."

"Hay?"