Naughty Loli in Doll

Mir stood up expressionlessly, his expressionless expression startled Xia Ye.

This guy won't do something nonsensical again, will he?

However, Mir was just annoyed at being photographed by her, he narrowed his eyes, Master Mir has always been very narrow-minded!He wants revenge!

"Where did you read that "Mermaid in Pants"... Ugh!"

Xia Ye covered his mouth with a gloomy face: "Shut up!"

Xia Ye always had the feeling that this guy wanted to spoil her, and he didn't know why he felt this way.

Mir blinked at her innocently, and raised his hands in surrender.

Xia Ye let go of the hand covering Mir's mouth and wiped it on the wall in distaste. Just now when this guy was talking, he just covered it, and the saliva was all sticky.

Mir wiped his saliva-prone mouth and said, "The heroine of that book died later."

Xia Ye was stunned for a moment, and then realized what Mier's words meant.

"No!"

The girl let out a cry of pain.

(Snowflakes fluttering ~Northern wind rustling~)

Mir scratched his crotch in satisfaction.

Looking outside at the street lights that turned on automatically because it was getting dark, Mir turned on the lights in the house. The light was too dark to make him uncomfortable.

"The fish is made spicy. My mother never let me eat too spicy... By the way, can you eat spicy food?" Mir asked Xia Ye, pouted.

Irene is like a stupid mother in this respect, as if giving him food that is too spicy is like feeding him sulfuric acid. Even before when he wanted ice cream, Irene refused with the reason of "good boy, I can't eat this spicy food" over Mill.

Xia Ye didn't answer Mir, she still couldn't accept the news of the heroine's death, and the air was messy.

Mir pouted, Master Mir was ignored again, how can this work?

Mir subconsciously wanted to slap Xia Ye's nails for dribbling, but he found that the two balls were not airy at all, so he shifted his target and put his hands on Xia Ye's legs to touch them.

"Your legs seem to be about the same as mine... They are the type that can be played for a year, but it's a pity that you can't feel the smoothness through the pants...Pfft!!"

Xia Ye punched Mir in the face and blasted him to the wall, but she was still a little scrupulous, she didn't hurt the wall much, only a layer of wall skin fell off.

"Huh..." Xia Ye exhaled fiercely, but she was more annoyed because of Mir's spoiler. His frivolous behavior just now made Xia Ye subconsciously classify it as a troublesome behavior of a brat.

She glared at the brat who was slapping his stained clothes, and then looked at the completely dark weather outside.

"You can play here by yourself, I will cook."

"I can help kill the fish!" Mill volunteered to step forward.

"Little Mir, what you should do now is to stay here honestly and watch cartoons and wait for your sister Xia Ye to prepare the meal." Xia Ye rejected Mir expressionlessly.

She couldn't imagine letting this guy touch the kitchen knife, would he suddenly get nervous and start a messy cloak knife technique? It should be said that letting this guy enter the kitchen is like letting a psychopath who should be tied up in a restraint suit hold a knife. A kitchen knife is generally dangerous.

"Tch, who do you look down on?" Mir looked at Xia Ye's back with disdain, but obediently sat back in front of the computer and searched for "Fluwa vs. Transformers".

After a while, Xia Ye walked out of the kitchen with a pale face leaning on the wall, bending over and covering his stomach as if he was enduring some pain.

"I'm going to the bathroom. You are not allowed to enter the kitchen without permission, you know?" She said, before Mir could respond, she quickly ran to the bathroom, clutching her stomach.

Mir tilted his head, and there was a sound of running water in the toilet, which seemed to be the sound of urinating. Forgive Mir for the poor sound insulation of this small house, but fortunately, Xia Ye did not completely destroy her image of a beautiful girl, and she did not seem to fart. the sound of.

Mir knocked on the bathroom door, making a thumping sound, as if the door would be sacrificed on the spot if he was stronger.

"Hey, the peeing sound is bothering me."

"roll!"

Mir could imagine her gritting her teeth.

"By the way, I forgot to mention, because I don't need to go to the toilet, so there is no paper in the toilet, not to mention the toilet, there is basically no paper in my room."

Then there was the sound of toilet paper boxes being turned over in the bathroom.

"You..." Xia Ye seemed to hesitate for a few seconds, and then said with difficulty: "Auntie towel can also..."

"That won't work. Do you know how expensive the aunt's towel is? I bought it specially to show my luxury after I got 1 million a few days ago." Mir refused her decisively, and then looked around the room: "Would you like sandpaper?" don't want?"

"roll!!"

Xia Ye is going crazy, is this the retribution she gave Gu Weiran with the leaflets a few days ago?

"Can't you go and buy a pack of toilet paper?" Xia Ye's tone was already pleading.

May I ask what is the biggest difficulty in life?Nothing like going to the toilet without paper, with your phone turned off, and no one else around.

"emmm... You know, a pack of toilet paper costs a full dollar, what can a dollar do? It's a symbol, a dollar is like a starting point for you to save ten dollars, and ten dollars symbolizes What? It’s like saving 100 yuan to start! So one yuan is rounded up to [-] million! You actually asked me to use [-] million to buy a pack of toilet paper?”

As he spoke, Mir shook the door of the toilet a little excitedly. The way the door kept shaking made people worry whether it would become one of the doors Mir destroyed in the next second.

"...I..." Xia Ye's voice was a little low, at least Mir couldn't hear what she was saying clearly.

"What?" Mir asked. This guy probably said some unspeakable words like "I beg you".

"I @#@￥#@￥#!!!" Xia Ye increased her volume and breathed out the fragrance.

Mir took a few steps back with a blank expression, and then began to look for something that could replace toilet paper in the room. After all, this guy is stuck in his own toilet, and it would be troublesome if he relied on him.

After a while, Xia Ye only heard the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping outside, and then the door of the toilet was kicked open, and the door lock broke like an ornament.

Mir grabbed a few fat rats that were constantly struggling and walked in, looking at Xia Ye who was sitting on the toilet with his trousers pulled down to his knees: "Here, let's make do with these things."

"..."

End of this chapter

Xia Ye looked at Mir silently. The mice in his hand were very fat and struggling violently. Some of them even tried to break their tails to escape.

The current situation reminded Xia Ye of a joke that her younger sister told her before. It was probably that a bear pooped without paper and grabbed a passing rabbit to wipe it.

But now is not the time to care about such things. From Mir's perspective, you can see the seductive curve of Xia Ye's thighs and the perfect curve of buttocks, but Xia Ye subconsciously blocked it, so that Mir could not see the more hidden view.

Xia Ye pondered for a moment, then raised her head to look at Mir: "How is the sound insulation on your side?"

While restraining the mouse in his hand, Mill replied: "Not much, but there are basically no neighbors around, so a few neighbors dare not come over and tell me what to do."

"Oh." Xia Ye took a deep breath, and then screamed loudly: "Ah!!!!"

Followed by an attack rich in magic power, she directly picked up the broom and swung it towards Mir, Mir grabbed a few mice tightly in his hand and flew out, knocked open the window and fell face down downstairs .

This directly shocked a fat aunt who was passing by with an electric scooter downstairs. Although Mir used to drop things often, this time she fell directly by herself.

Auntie took a closer look, isn't this the kid who messed up this place before?

She walked towards Mier worriedly: "Mier, what's wrong with you?"

Mir trembled twice, a pool of blood flowed out from under his body, and he looked very bleak in the dark night illuminated by the street lamp.

This frightened the aunt, she took out her mobile phone from her bosom tremblingly: "You wait, I'll call an ambulance right away."

Unexpectedly, Mir stood up directly and clenched his hands facing the sky: "Cheat the corpse!"

Those rats that he had strangled to death fell from his body, and they were the ones that had just bled.

Big Mom was taken aback by his sudden standing up.

"Mi'er, are you okay? Why don't aunts send you to the hospital for a checkup?"

Mir looked up, isn't this his only familiar neighbor Aunt Zhang?The best house in this area is owned by this aunt, who has often given him candy since he was a child, because her son is busy with work and has no time to come back to see her, so Aunt Zhang is very kind to Mir. Although Mir likes to make trouble, Mir always It's so beautiful!

In the past, this aunt also thought about adopting Mir or letting her son adopt Mir, but after spending a day with Mir, her son sent him back angrily, and fell into the obsession with "gas explosion".

Then this aunt was taken into his new home by his son, and Mill had never seen her, but it seemed that she moved back after he was adopted two years later.

Because Mir changed his name, the aunt stopped calling him "dog leftover". After all, such an ugly name can't always be placed on such a good-looking child. It's just that the aunt is not used to Mir's foreign name, so she keeps calling him. "Mier".

Mir waved his hand: "It's okay, I just used the method of stepping on the left foot to cushion the right foot in a crisis, so the fall didn't hurt."

"What are you talking about? Although Auntie has no education, she can tell that you are talking nonsense. You can see that the blood is coming out. Go to the hospital to check Cha Ang."

Mill threw the dead mouse away: "This is the blood of my dinner."

"That doesn't work, anyway, go to the hospital to check, I'll advance the money." The aunt still looked worried, and then noticed what Mier threw.

"You eat this for dinner?" The aunt looked surprised, "Mi'er, if you have any difficulties, you can tell the aunt, the aunt is not short of money, and did you just get raped by the family? I heard a loud screech calling..."

While talking, the aunt walked over and pulled Mir to let him sit on her electric car, but Mir resisted and refused to sit on it.

"Actually, I was attacked by a gas explosion just now, but don't worry, I'm using the latest type of gas tank. After it explodes, it will form a cloud of chemical gas to protect the people around..."

This time the aunt seemed to believe it: "I used to watch my son talk about gas on TV, but now it's so dangerous... Sooner or later, my son will sue them... Forget it, as long as people are fine."

I have to say that the meme of "gas explosion" is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people under the publicity of this "Boundary Point". Even if Mill doesn't know how to hint psychologically, he can use this to fool people. Will he be able to fool people like this in the future?

Mir was a little moved, and next time he threw away all the cabbage at home, and then told Irene that it was caused by a gas explosion!

"By the way, Mi'er, come to my house to eat, it's a rare time to come back and let me treat you well..." The aunt looked at the dead mouse on the ground, she still didn't believe that Mier ate this thing.

Mir shook his head and looked at Auntie's car basket, which contained a bag of toilet paper.

"I want to requisition one!" Saying that, Mir unwrapped Auntie's toilet paper without authorization.

"Come on, let me tear it up for you, you don't have any nails."

The aunt doesn't care about Mir's attitude, it's better to say that she is quite happy with Mir's unscrupulous attitude, just like her own child.

still too lonely...

Although Mir didn't keep any nails, he still forcibly tore open the package of toilet paper with all his brute strength and took out one.

The aunt squeezed Mier's arm: "Look at your thin body, is the person who raises you good to you? If it were me, I would definitely raise you as a daughter..."

Mir shook his head and waved to the aunt, and then ran upstairs without stopping. The aunt was too nagging and he couldn't stand it.

The aunt did not stop him, but supported the electric scooter and looked at his back, watching him disappear into the corridor alive and kicking.

Mill ran back to his house and kicked the door open because he didn't have the key.

"Come here!" He ran to the door of the toilet, opened the door which was no longer concealed, and held up the toilet paper in his hand: "Do you see what I brought you?"

Xia Ye subconsciously wanted to throw the broom over, but the toilet paper in Naihe Mier's hand was like a sacred object, and it was particularly attractive under the dim light of the chandelier hanging from the ceiling.

Xia Ye took a deep breath: "Throw me the toilet paper, you can get out, and close the door, don't let me see you open it again."