Naughty Loli in Doll

After running into an alley, Mir originally thought he would see the priest, because isn’t it written like this in the novels, when the protagonist sees a familiar figure disappear, he usually turns to an alley and sees that person.

But instead of the priest, Mir saw a little boy peeing against the wall.

Mill: ...

Mir stepped forward and kicked the little boy's butt, directly making the little boy's baby have an intimate contact with the wall.

"Smelly kid! Who told you to defecate anywhere? The sanitation of the city was ruined by you brats!" At this moment, Mir became an environmental protection guard.

The little boy got up, shook the baby and ran away crying.

"Bah!" Mir spit in the direction the little boy left.

As a good boy who loves the city, Mir felt that he should prevent this kind of thing from happening, so he took out a magic marker from his space bracelet, and wrote a few large characters on the wall:

"It is strictly forbidden to defecate anywhere, and offenders will have their tools confiscated."

Satisfied with his masterpiece, Mir left with a step of disapproval.

Walking back to the dormitory of the college, I happened to see Sak arguing with a girl with animal ears there.

"What do you mean? You have been harassing my girlfriend for the past few days, and even sent rat poison. Don't think that you can look down on people because you are C-level!" Said, the girl stroked her sleeves, as if she was about to start a fight. up.

"Misunderstanding, all of this is a misunderstanding." Sac quickly explained: "Actually, I like your girlfriend."

"You actually want to green me?! Die!" The animal-eared girl slapped me, and then started scratching frantically.

While avoiding the girl's claws, Sac tried to persuade the girl to stop her unreasonable behavior: "I like your girlfriend, and you like your girlfriend, we should be together!"

At first glance, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, but the girl was obviously not distracted by him, but scratched even harder.

Mir felt that he should ignore them and walk over by himself at this time, so he quietly walked around the two of them.

After he left, he still felt emotional in his heart, who are these people he knew?Even thinking of such a ghostly idea as giving away rat poison, this is really not something that normal people can think of.

Walking into the dormitory building, he found Miss Xia Ye who lived next door impatiently ringing his doorbell. Mir wanted to say hello to her, but thought that he was spanked by her yesterday...

no!There must be revenge!

Mir absolutely does not admit that there is no one in this world who is qualified to spank his body's ass except for Irene.

So he quietly went around behind Xia Ye and slapped her buttocks.

End of this chapter

What does it feel like to die?Every time Mir felt good at the moment of dying, but every time he went to die, he didn't think about the consequences, so his current end is very bad.

"I'm sorry." Mir apologized to the girl with a frightening expression in a muffled voice in a basin of water.

After slapping Xia Ye's butt, Mir was violently dismantled and thrown into a basin of water by Xia Ye who became angry from shame. Her terrifying expression made Mir dare not resist. He seemed to see the angry Irene .

The water basin was taken from Mir's house. Xia Ye dismantled Mir into pieces first, and then found the spare key he asked for from Irene to open the door.

Xia Ye looked at Mir in the water and sighed. She felt that the Mir brothers and sisters had the same temperament, the difference was that Mir was trying to kill, while his sister was naughty.

That kid must have been spoiled by this guy!Otherwise, how could such a cute and cute child be so naughty?

"Can you put me back together?" Although Mir could use magic to assemble it by himself, the limited space in the basin forced him to give up this idea.

Xia Ye didn't fish out Mir, but squatted down and asked, "I ask you, do you have a younger sister?"

She wanted to ask Mir about this question yesterday, but Mir was not at home for some reason yesterday.

Xia Ye was very curious why this guy who was idle all day was not at home.

Mir narrowed his eyes seriously: "Girl, this angle is not bad~"

Xia Ye was stunned for a moment, then followed Mir's gaze direction and found that he was looking at the bottom of her skirt...

Xia Ye took out a bottle of chili sauce.

"Wait, wait! I was wrong! I said, I will recruit everything!" Mill begged for mercy.

"So do you have a younger sister?" Although Xia Ye already knew, she still wanted to hear from Mir himself, at least to understand why the other party lied to her.

"No." Mill's tone was very confident.

"I saw it." Xia Ye fished Mir's head out and looked into his eyes: "Yesterday I saw that child was called Dean's mother."

Tsk, almost forgot about this.

This kind of thing is too troublesome, so troublesome that Mir is too lazy to make up a reason.

"That's me." Mir said seriously, "Actually, I'm a little loli."

Because he was too lazy to make up a reason, he just admitted it. If the target was those bad friends, he would never admit it so readily, otherwise he might not know how the other party would laugh at him.

Having said that, it seemed that Xia Ye suffered that crime yesterday because of himself.

Mir didn't think at all that he was the first to die.

"Are you lying to ghosts?" Xia Ye curled her lips in disdain. She didn't believe Mir's words at all, but Mir's serious face made her even more unbelievable. When did this guy take it seriously?

Look!Labor and management have told the truth directly, but no one believes it!Heart tired.

"It's fine if you don't want to say it, why make up such an outrageous reason?" Xia Ye fished out Mir completely and watched him assemble it by himself.

"You are so generous." Miss Mermaid's voice appeared again, and for some reason Mir could hear a trace of displeasure in her unwavering tone.

"I don't know why..." Mir replied in a trance. The people he met before offended him, no matter if it was a man or a woman, didn't he hate him to death?

"What?" Xia Ye looked at Mir in a daze, crazy?You don't know why you made up such an outrageous reason?

"...You just think I'm smart." Mir replied speechlessly.

"By the way, what do you want from me?" Mir asked very naturally, as if he wasn't the one who played the hooligan just now.

"Hmm..." Xia Ye frowned, and took out a piece of paper: "The content of the competition has been announced yesterday, this time it's an individual heads-up competition, because you didn't come when the number was drawn, the teacher asked me to draw it for you gone."

Mill took his own number, which was a "six".

The numbers here correspond to the order in which the games started, and Mill is in Game [-].

"Wait, when will the game start?" Mill cared about the game for the first time.

"tomorrow."

It turned out to be tomorrow!No wonder there are so many people on the street today. It seems that there are many foreigners.

But Xia Ye seems to be a novice ability user, why did she sign up for this competition?Mir asked out of concern: "Are you ready? How much magic have you learned?"

"Not much." Xia Ye's voice seemed very disappointed: "Ms. Xiaolu suggested that I come to participate. She said that the best way to improve my ability is actual combat. This kind of competition is a rare opportunity."

"That guy just wants to take advantage of this time to take a vacation." Mill curled his lips to expose someone's intentions.

"By the way, that child... where does she live?" Xia Ye hesitated for a while, but still said it out.

Although she likes that cute child very much, Irene's majesty cannot be underestimated. After all, how can a good student not be afraid of the principal?

But that child is really cute, who wouldn't want to get close to her if possible?

"Why do you ask this?" Mir became a little wary.

"No... nothing."

Xia Ye felt that what she said was too abrupt, after all, the child was not related to her.

"Then I'll go back first." After finishing speaking, Xia Ye left Mir's dormitory without any regrets.

Seeing that Xia Ye finally left, Mir closed the doors and windows, and then yelled at the tattoo on his hand:

"Hey, don't pretend to be dead! Why are you ignoring me again? What's so strange about that priest?"

Miss Mermaid didn't ignore him this time: "He has a familiar aura...but I'm not sure."

"Your old acquaintance?"

"Maybe, but it's been too long since I felt it, and I don't know if it's an illusion."

"Then it must not be an illusion." Mir said firmly: "As long as this sentence appears in ordinary novels and TV, it must not be an illusion."

"..." Miss Mermaid didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence.

"By the way, are you very old?" Mir asked casually for no reason.

"Yes, I have already forgotten my age." Miss Mermaid didn't think there was anything wrong with revealing her age.

"Huo~ Then you are an old woman too."

Miss Mermaid: "..."

After that, no matter how Mir talked to Miss Mermaid, she ignored it. It seemed that no matter what kind of woman she was, she didn't want to hear that she was old.

Obviously there are still many things to ask her, if I had known it earlier, I wouldn't have died.

Women are really weird.

Mir sighed again in his heart, then stretched himself, got up and went out. He still had to prepare for tomorrow's game, and he was sure to win the bonus.

End of this chapter

In the early morning, in the office of the police station.

Director Aisha is still drinking tea peacefully. In the past two days, because outsiders frequently come and go in and out of the city of Ur, they, the police, have increased their workload in managing law and order. Fortunately, Aisha has learned the essence of a boss—everything is easy. Leave it to your hands to do it.

So in the past few days, she only needs to occasionally look at documents and the like, and spends her free time watching TV and reading novels.

Looking at the busy subordinates, Aisha couldn't help thinking that she was too free these two days, and she should find something to do.

She stopped a male policeman who was looking through the documents and asked, "Are there any difficult cases these two days?"

"Director, how should I put it..." The male policeman seemed a little hesitant, but he still answered her: "There are not many difficult cases, but there are quite a few weird ones."

"A weird case?" Aisha waved her hand to signal the male policeman and continued, what kind of weirdness hasn't she encountered in a policeman who has worked for five hundred years?

The male policeman flipped through the documents in his hand and said, "The breeder chickens in the chicken shop on Locke Street raped [beep——] the fish from the fish shop next door."

Elsa: "????"

"One of the carriages of the phase train was stolen."