Naughty Loli in Doll

It's a real hammer, let's put it aside and dream!

Mir lowered his head and stared at the ground in a daze.

Why don't you hurry up and play with all the toys in the toy store before you wake up from the dream?

Mill turned his head quickly, only to find that Irene had disappeared at some point, his father had disappeared, and the clerk at the toy store had also disappeared at some point, not even the toys!Only one burly man who did not know when he appeared here was left behind.

Now Mill remembered that he had never seen this toy store before.

"Do not!!"

Mir covered his head and let out a heart-piercing cry.

If it's a dream, let it last a little longer instead of smashing it while he's enjoying it.

All the people are gone, all the toys are gone, and the days when you don’t have to go to school are gone, but why are you here? !Doesn't this spoil the scenery?

Mir punched the person who appeared in front of him without knowing when.

Ula, who did not know when to appear, had bulging veins in her arm, and firmly caught Mir's fist, and her right foot, which was the center of gravity, fiercely printed a mark on the ground.

It was already firmly grasped, but it suddenly flew upside down and slammed into the wall fiercely.

"Hey hey, did you use power in your dreams that you couldn't achieve in reality because of your excessive narcissism? It really deserves to be you." Ula showed a ferocious smile, and slowly crawled out of the gravel , seems to be very satisfied with the way Mir greeted him.

"But I can't fight with you this time. I still have important things to say." Wu Lahan scratched his head with a smile, then frowned, trying to organize words in his heart.

"I don't care! You broke my good mood, and you gave me homework for the next month." Mir said angrily.

It's okay, he just got angry casually, if this silly letter is approved, then he just doesn't have to do his homework for a month.

"Simply speaking, you are dreaming." Ula pointed at Mir directly.

"??"

Mill tactically fell back.

To provoke him so directly, didn't you mean that you won't fight him this time?

Ula scratched her head in distress: "It's strange, brother, what the hell are you dreaming about? Why are you so awake? Look at the grandson next door, and now he is still running with him to the reality of the paper man's wife who is yelling at me. , if I hadn’t sensed your situation, I would have slapped him.”

Mill guessed that the grandson meant Carlo.

I don’t want to think about things that I can’t figure out, Ula shook her head, and said with a silly smile: “Forget it, I came up with a good idea, it just so happens that it’s hard for me to stay here now, forget about arresting you as a free coolie, anyway, I don’t have any plans Give you money hahaha."

Mill: "???"

"Who the hell is going to be a coolie for you?" Mir wanted to open the dead fish's eyes, but this time he succeeded.

He also didn't say to Ula that "if you give money, you will reluctantly agree", because he knew that Ula didn't have much money.Just like Xiao Yezi, sometimes his brothers have to help him with his meals.

"Well... I can give you privileges. You are very narcissistic, so you can be 'narcissistic' in other people's dreams." Ula touched her chin and nodded, without answering Mir at all.

"Are you self-centered? What's going on? Do you understand the beginner's tutorial?" Mir scratched his head speechlessly.

Ever since Irene found out that he had a bad habit of deliberately scratching his crotch, she began to punish him by not giving him food and has been educating him back.

At this moment, Mir finally realized that this might be an inexplicable mysterious event, but the silly man in front of him spoke vaguely, and he didn't understand what was going on at all.

Ula rubbed her chin in confusion, not knowing how to make a long story short with Mir.

"Well, all in all, you are just dreaming. It should be a normal dream, but someone is making trouble, and you have to stop him." At this point, Ula grabbed her puberty beard and thought for a while: "Forget it Forget it, I don’t know what a troublemaker looks like, so just punch anyone you see.”

Mill: "??"

That's great.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ula's sturdy body flashed unreally.

"Mom, it's time..." He looked at his gradually illusory body depressedly, turned his head to look at Mir, and said the last sentence: "Believe...the golden...haired elf girl ...child..., she...can...help you..."

Having said that, Ula disappeared in an instant.

Mill: "???"

What is it and what is it?

Why is this novice tutorial so shoddy?

Compared with the orderly novice tutorial explained by Wells next door, Mier didn't understand the woolen thread here, so he just understood and hit everyone when he saw it.

End of this chapter

What is the so-called nightmare?Is a simple ghost a nightmare?

Some people dream of falling off a cliff, some dream that they accidentally kill their best friend, some dream that they are killed by their best friend, and some dream of the death of relatives and friends.

Some people even had the homework assigned by the teacher to recite the full text yesterday, but they fell asleep without memorizing it at all, and then recited it in a dream, but the dream process of reciting is very tormented.Is this a nightmare?

Nightmares, like sweet dreams, can continue to exist, and to persist means to continue to bear the pressure of one's own fantasy.

Under normal circumstances, when one is under pressure from a nightmare to an unbearable level, or is directly stimulated by the oncoming stimulus, such as falling off a cliff, one will be awakened by a ghost.

But for some spirit species in this world, some can fly by themselves, and some are as close to ghosts as brothers, which makes it not necessarily effective to scare them directly in this way. !

Of course, the relationship between good dreams and nightmares has nothing to do with this world. Mir didn't understand at all. With the language organization ability of that big fool Ula, Mir couldn't even remember the punctuation marks he said.

I remember Xiao Yezi once said that she likes both nightmares and sweet dreams, because she doesn't like to waste a part of her life in the dark unconsciously, and dreams are like another virtual experience for her.

These Mirs couldn't understand either.He has only one understanding of dreams, that is, no matter how foolish he is, it will be fine.

"呲-"

At this time, he was holding a chainsaw and trying to saw off the "fantasy tree" in front of him that was too big to imagine.

Of course, it failed.Not only failed, but even the chainsaw in his hand was scrapped.

This dream is quite real, and it has the most realistic physics engine, but I saw a few people who looked like models along the way, so I must give a bad review.

Mill threw away the chainsaw in his hand and punched the "fantasy tree".

Not moving.

Mir shook his hand helplessly, but he didn't change back to his original body to continue trying.

The reason why he can keep his mind clear is because he became a doll. He can't guarantee whether he will return to the dazed state of dreaming after turning back into his body. Although that is actually quite good, maybe he can dream of Ai again. Lin bought him toys...

But if this dream can still be online, wouldn't it be more fun to do whatever you want in other people's dreams?

Smiling evilly like a little devil, Mir lightly stroked the huge white pillar in front of him.

There is an inexplicable sense of intimacy, touching it, and feeling a throbbing in my chest...

It's a pity that I can't plan it to plant in my own backyard. .

Mir thought so as he looked at the giant pillar, which was so wide that it was endless.

The appearance of this tree did not destroy any buildings in this city, because it was surrounded by a blank space, without any items, without any color.

Obviously it doesn't look like this from a distance.

If his body hadn't changed a few years ago, Mill would have to take off his pants and water the tree before leaving.

Turning around and leaving, when Mir's canvas shoes just touched the concrete floor, a large group of passers-by appeared without any warning and without the slightest sense of disobedience, just like the NPC refresh in the game.

Hmm... Mir didn't forget what Ulla said before leaving.

He patted one of the passers-by who was so inconspicuous that he couldn't remember his face, and then slapped the other person's face with his puzzled gaze.

"Fuck! Why did you hit me?" The passer-by stood up angrily, covered his face and looked angrily at the humble boy in front of him.

Well, Mill's image of himself in the dream was that of a sloppy boy.

It's obviously just a supporting role in the dream, but the emotions are unexpectedly rich. If it weren't for the world full of contradictions, Mir would really doubt whether this is true.

This is the real dream world. Even if the owner of the dream did not conceive everything about this person, the manager of the dream will still help him refine many unimportant details.

As for why Mir knew that this person was a supporting role... because everyone on the street looked like him.

Although Mir didn't use all his strength, in the real world, that slap would definitely leave the opponent in a daze for a long time.

Mir looked at the man in front of him who couldn't remember his face expressionlessly: "Because you are so ugly."

"What did you say?" The passer-by started chasing Mir at a constant speed as if he had a fixed speed.

Mill turned and ran, slapping anyone in the face as he passed by.Not only people, but even passing dogs, cats, birds, flowers and plants are not spared, quite a "slap man" demeanor.

So when the protagonist of this dream saw him, he was being chased by a large group of people, and he was slapping anyone he saw.

Mir's eyes lit up when he saw the "protagonist" surrounded by several beauties with different looks.

After beating so many people, I finally saw a few that look different!

He instantly changed his original running route and started a [-]-meter sprint towards the "protagonist".

"and many more……"

Without waiting for the unknown "protagonist" to say anything, Mir ran up to him, slapped each of his harem members, and finally slapped the "protagonist" again.

After hitting the "protagonist", the people who were chasing Mir all stood still, maintaining a single posture.

Some birds were even frozen in the air.

At the same time, the "protagonist" of this dream began to turn into light particles and dissipate.

Until the last moment when he woke up, he couldn't figure out why he dreamed of a boy who beat anyone he saw.

"..."

Mir looked at the person who disappeared with a dazed expression.

Was this person woken up by him?Then why does this dream still exist?How fragile is it to wake up with a slap in the face?

However, it's really cool to hit people when you see them...

So almost everyone in this neighborhood dreamed of someone walking like Brother Ming, trying to make a yellow ape expression, biting three lollipops in his mouth, and saying to everyone: "Give me some face, be my son. "After speaking, he gave the slap man a slap.

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"Monkey grandson! My name is Owen!"

"...This should be regarded as a sweet dream." Wells looked at Owen in a distance, who was wearing a red cassock and was fighting with the monkey who had been holding a golden stick in the distance.

Hearing his conversation, Wells couldn't help but sigh, the American speaks English too fluently.