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In the dead of night, the moonlight is beautiful.
Ike Ye Jun was suffocated awake.
Rubbing his eyes and getting up, he suddenly thought of the toilet that was rewarded last time.
So perform psychic spells.
"Whoosh!"
I saw the golden light flashing!
A toilet made of pure gold suddenly appeared!
"Damn it! After pulling it, I can't find Xiang at all, it's fused with gold..."
What surprised him the most was:
There is also a ring of diamonds on the toilet seat.
Too embarrassing!
The system is so capricious.
only!
Why is the tip of the diamond pointing up...
The toilet has an intelligent system.
As long as you don't cancel the summoning, you can always follow the host.
Jun Ikeno experimented a few times.
As long as you take off your pants, the toilet will "snap" directly...
Jun Ikeno's ass was bloody.
Fortunately, the lovely Hatsune healed him, and it was smooth as before...
"System, are you teasing me? Are you sure this is not a semi-finished product?"
The system felt guilty and replaced it in time.
At the same time, I gave him a bunch of octopus balls as compensation.
After eating, the effect is obvious.
The visual estimate has reached 16!
There are still 2cm away from the target!
Come on!
Ike Ye Jun was so sleepy after being beaten by the toilet.
Looking at the moonlight outside the window.
A sudden slap on the forehead!
"Look at the busy day, and I forgot to claim the sign-in reward!"
He quickly called out the panel.
【Ding!The host used the technique of joy to make Hinata reach new heights, with a clear mind, and a special reward for the A-level secret technique: Xindun. Chaos Sugar]
"Candy of chaos?"
"Is it similar to Indian oil? Or Daliwan?"
[No, host, please rest assured, after you become an adult at 14 years old, you will be rewarded with Dali Pills every day...]
Xin Dun is eliminated by blood successors.
Toshi Ikeno has learned the art of pleasure and the beauty of spring.
Sugar of Chaos is Xin Dun's third ninjutsu.
[The sugar of chaos can make a pill that condenses Xintun Chakra, and can transform any kind of food (including wine)]
【The victim will feel extremely happy after eating it】
(According to Orochimaru's survey, this pleasure can be equivalent to a thousand times that of XX behavior)
Juno Ike was stunned.
"Hey, what's the difference between this and the Art of Pleasure?"
【Focus!After the effect of the medicine is over, you will fall into the same amount of pain and depression, no fighting spirit, negative world-weariness, and severe cases may have suicidal thoughts]
"It looks like a jelly bean, but it is actually humane destruction!"
After taking it, you will commit suicide!
Isn't that the highest state of killing - throwing the pot to kill!
However, how to make the other party willingly submit requires a certain strategy...
Jun Ikeno couldn't wait to cast Chaos Sugar.
A rainbow jelly bean appears in the hand.
He put jelly beans into the water glass.
There is no abnormality, still crystal clear.
He sprinted to the backyard.
Pour water into the young cucumber seedlings that have just been planted in Hinata.
under the moonlight.
Cucumbers grow at a speed visible to the naked eye!
It quickly turned into cucumbers the thickness of an arm.
All of the top flowers are thorny and emerald green.
Thick and full, one hand can't hold it!
But before he could pick it, the cucumber withered and withered quickly.
Then they all turned into black powder...
"Haha, it's really Miao Miao's horn that the Miao Frog seed eats into Miao Miao's house, Miao Miao is home!"
Ike Yejun was very satisfied with this reward.
Back in bed, he thought about his next plan.
"There is still one month before the third exam, and you can still enjoy a peaceful life for one month..."
the next day.
He rushed to Konoha Hospital.
Outside the intensive care VIP ward.
I don't know who is blind and humming a ditty:
"Today is a good day, everything in my mind can be accomplished..."
Jun Ikeno directly pushed open the door of the ward.
Ebisu's younger sister, Ebino, hurriedly jumped out of bed.
Embarrassed smile.
^_^'
"Well, Hokage-sama... the injection is over, I'm leaving first..."
Jun Ikeno turned a blind eye and asked directly:
"Grandpa Hokage, what's wrong with you!"
Seeing that it was him, the third generation became excited.
Wiping the lipstick on his face, he smiled and said:
"The old man who has been constipated for many years has serious constipation. Come to recuperate, mix a few days of nutritious meals, supplement some vitamins to moisturize the intestines, and it is rare for the public to pay for it."
The old man had no reservations about Jun Ikeno.
"Hey, didn't I give you a lot of kaiselu?"
"If you use it too much, you will develop resistance..."
After chatting for a while, a fat aunt came in.
This person is the oldest and most senior gold medal head nurse at Konoha Hospital.
She even recognized Chi Yejun!
"Little guy, I was the one who delivered you. You were very thick-skinned when you were young. When you were born, you looked like a mess. When you opened your eyes and saw that the little nurse who delivered the baby was pretty, she slapped her buttocks and started to smile."
Chi Yejun couldn't help asking: "Then have you met my father?"
The head nurse frowned and thought for a moment before saying:
"I seem to have seen it once, tall and handsome, but the hair..."
"Cough cough!"
The third generation suddenly coughed violently.
The head nurse fell silent.
No matter how much Jun Ikeno asked, he wouldn't say anything.
The more he thought about it, the weirder it became...
Jun Ikeno proposes to buy land and an apartment.
The third generation called An Nin at the door to confess.
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