"It's not too long, what does it mean to call too much?"
"money!"
The old man stretched out his hand towards Waiguo~ren with a bad mouthful of English.
The foreigner touched his face.
"Oh my god, didn't you say that the people of * are warm-hearted and friendly people-?"
However, he still took out his wallet and took out a dollar and threw it into the old man's hand.
The old man looked proudly at the one hundred dollar knife in his hand, but he still stood where he was after decisively throwing it into his pocket.
"Ou, my dear old man, I have already given you the reward you asked for, so now I want to taste the God's factory in your hands..."
"no. more!"
Just as Wai Guoren opened his mouth, the old man shook his head to himself.
Seeing this, Wai Guoren immediately knew that he had been taken advantage of.
When he came here, he had already found out that the price of the food delivered by God's Factory was not high.
He could buy a bunch of them for a hundred dollars. He also drank Rebecca before, so he knew something about it, but he didn't understand that this old man was a scam.
The crooked nut reached out to snatch the potato chips from the old man's hand, but the old man turned around and avoided it.
After missing a hit, Wai Guoren stood still.
But the old man pushed half a step and made an international gesture, and blurted out a very lame sentence that was intersecting Chinese and English.
"Kung fu, boxing champion ko! yes?"
After finishing speaking, he did not forget to kick his legs in the air.
Crooked Nut Kernel slapped his head immediately when he saw this, with longing in his eyes.
"I have long heard that the * country is extensive and profound, and its kung fu is even more extraordinary."
"I also practiced a little boxing when I was young, but I don't know if I can make strokes!"
As he said that, he moved his shoulders a bit to look eager to try.
Seeing this, the old man showed disdain on his face.
"I'm afraid that if I hurt you, it will ruin the international friendship and say that we are bullying Wai Guoren."
"Did you see that tree? That's where I usually practice boxing."
After the old man finished speaking, he pointed to the green belt not far away.
There, a round and plump tree without a single green leaf that had been scooped up by the brat came into the eyes of Crooked Nut Kernel.
Wai Nuo Ren touched it and was startled and frightened. After thinking for a long time, he finally remembered what the foreign martial arts master said, and repeated it in broken Chinese.
"We... will stop there."
"Okay, let's go to the end, if I lose this, I will give it to you!"
As the old man spoke, he raised the potato chips in his hand.
Wai Guoren politely clasped his fists and opened his mouth.
"If that's the case, then I'll start!"
"I am the No.20 eighth-generation descendant of the five-legged Tai Chi kick, and I was the same with the boxing champion Tyson..."
"Snapped!"
Before the old man finished speaking, the crooked nut had already jumped on him and punched the old man on the nose firmly.
The old man only felt that his nose was hot, and he stretched out his hand to wipe it away, and all bright red appeared in his wrinkled hands.
The old man was so annoyed, he pointed at the crooked nut and began to curse righteously.
"Young people don't talk about martial arts."
"Come to cheat, come to sneak attack, I am a 68-year-old comrade, and I want the top-ranked potato chips in my hand."
While talking, the old man picked up the potato chips in his hand and looked at the number one potato chips stuffed into his mouth.
There were tears in his eyes, as if he had been greatly wronged.
Crooked Nut Kernel shook his hand immediately when he saw this, his mouth was full of regret.
But the old man didn't care about the crooked nuts at all, and just stuffed potato chips into his mouth.
While stuffing it, he said vaguely.
"Is this good? This is not good!"
"I advise you to take care of yourself and don't play with my potato chips!"
Wai Guoren's face was covered with black lines when he heard the words, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
Seeing the kid who was rolling around not far away, he had already stopped moving at this moment.
Go over and take a look.
The child at this moment may be tired from crying, and I don't know when he has already gone to bed early.
Seeing this, Crooked Nuts frowned and spoke in confusion.
"It's no accident that Kung Fu has such a good reputation in the world."
"I have been training so hard since I was a child!"
As he spoke, he took off his coat and put it on the sleeping child.
At this time, a rough voice came into the ears of the crooked nut.
"Son, why are you sleeping on the floor?"
Seeing this, Wei Guoren looked back. It was a middle-aged man with a beard, and he was looking at the sleeping child lying on the ground with a puzzled face.
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Seeing this, Wai Guoren immediately smiled apologetically at the middle-aged man.
"Oops, this kid was so tired from practicing that he fell asleep."
"I'm afraid he'll get sick, so putting the coat on him shouldn't affect his kung fu practice..."
"effort?"
Seeing this, the bearded man immediately raised his eyebrows.
Full of puzzlement, he just wanted to ask the old man standing not far away, but found that the old man Mao wanted to leave in despair.
In the hands of the old man Mao, a package of potato chips with the number on it caught his eyes.
"You old and unscrupulous, you actually snatched the potato chips from my son!"
Wai Guoren heard what was going on and immediately understood what was going on.
He took half a step forward and stretched out his hand to grab the old man Mao who wanted to flee the scene.
…………
Seeing this, old man Mao frantically twisted his arms and shouted.
"Tai Chi five consecutive kicks!"
"Snapped!"
Seeing this, Wei Guoren immediately remembered the appearance of the Kung Fu star in the movie, and out of self-defense, he punched the old man in the eye socket.
The old man passed out as soon as he rolled his eyes and kicked his feet.
"It seems that the shot is a bit heavy..."
Wai Guoren rubbed the back of his head, and looked at the old man lying on the ground with some embarrassment.
At this time, the middle-aged man had already woken up his son who was lying on the ground.
The child just woke up and saw his father in front of his eyes, couldn't help crying and began to cry.
"The bad old man snatched my potato chips... Dad, help me beat the bad old man away."
"Okay, okay, the bad old man has been knocked down."
The middle-aged man pointed helplessly at the old man on the ground. Obviously, this was not the first time that this unscrupulous old man had done such a wicked thing.
After hearing the words, Wai Guoren finally understood what happened.
Looking at the number one hanging bag in the old man's hand, he fell into deep thought.
"A pack of junk food can actually drive the people of *the country so crazy."
"God, are these *Chinese crazy?"
As he said that, the foreigner looked at the few potato chips that had fallen on the ground.
Ignoring other things, the foreigner picked up a piece of dust and threw it into his mouth, trying to find out why the old man was so crazy.
Then a cry that pierced the world came out of his mouth.
"I buy it! This strong beef flavor, the chewiness of this Q bomb."
"Are these really potato chips?" Into.
Chapter 97
The Internet has already exploded, and the past articles on Lin Yang's official account are full of comments.
"Boss Lin, what's going on? Why haven't the potato chips on the market yet?"
"That's right, it's been a few days. The last promotional video made such a big scene, and now there's not even a letter."
"But shut up, you? I was at the scene at the time, and I still know those spirited guys. They are a group of hooligans."
"Hey, we probably chilled Boss Lin's heart."
"My roommate bought some potato chips and came back. The potato chips were so delicious that they exploded. I begged Boss Lin to forgive me, and quickly put the number one potato chips on the market."
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