A face that was painful and funny, and then distorted to the point of loss, suddenly appeared in the eyes of everyone.

"Hahaha!

There was a burst of laughter in the cinema, and everyone obviously did not expect that the movie would start with such an opening remark.

Liu Haozhe used his god-like funny acting skills to let the audience know that this is a comedy.

The originally depressive and tense atmosphere in the venue, with this opening scene, made all the audience seem to relax physically and mentally.

"Whenever I look at the city from this angle, I have a strong feeling that the city is the mother body, and we live in her body one by one"

"rogue!"

Xie Xiaomeng's serious Shakespeare narration was unanimously despised by the old ladies in the cable car, and the audience also smiled slightly. This character who appeared suddenly, and the means of picking up girls are so low-level?

So the ending is not difficult to guess, Li Xin's high-heeled shoes directly stepped on his foot.

"Ah

"Crazy Stone"!

The name of the movie jumped out suddenly, and then the boss Mi Jie, played by Wang Xun, got off a BMW and started walking into the handicraft factory.

One character after another appeared on the stage, making the audience dizzy, but each character has its own characteristics, Qiu Shu, thief, thief, policeman... The audience can see the identities of Liu Ye and Huang Bochong at a glance, and everyone thinks When they steal things to be found by the police.

Not far away, a van collided with a BMW, and the traffic policeman who was investigating Huang Bo immediately looked at the car accident not far away, allowing Huang Bo, who was about to hit the policeman with a hammer, to escape. .

Then the audience suddenly realized that the hit BMW belonged to the secretary with the front teeth?

But a narration suddenly came to the movie, and the scene returned to Wu Xun. He wrote a big teardown on the wall at the entrance of the craft factory, and then his BMW was hit.

"Damn it!"

He couldn't help cursing. Before the audience's laughter started, the movie continued to flashback.

Liu Haozhe looked at a van with a trembling look on his face, and next to him, his little brother was looking at the lottery ticket, and he missed without exception.

"Hey hey hey, you won't hit once even eight times you're struck by lightning!"

As soon as the authentic Shancheng dialect came out, the audience burst into laughter again. Liu Haozhe's funny acting skills and lines simply made them laugh.

"quite funny!"

This time Liu Haozhe subverted his image!"

"This character is amazing!"

Hu Ge was grinning there, just about to remember something, when a voice came out of the movie, which came from the stereo of the van driven by Luo Li: "The handicraft factory in our city was demolished and remodeled, and a priceless piece of art was accidentally discovered. rough emerald stone!"

Swish!

He looked up suddenly, and then the name of the movie sounded--"Crazy Stone"!

Question!

This movie must be centered around this piece of jade, and the next second he also knew Liu Haozhe's identity——the security guard under the handicraft.

The priceless emerald, the security guards in the factory, and the audience's minds immediately wove a plot, and then they thought of the thief just now. Could this be a story of a robbery together?

Hu Ge quickly wrote in the notebook, but a smile came from his ear again!

The staff asked Liu Haozhe if his own factory had dug up the jadeite?

Liu Haozhe directly yelled at him: "Are you poor and crazy?"

"Hahaha!"

"You still expect dollars to drop from the sky?"

Bang!

A bottle of Coke fell from the sky and smashed a hole in the car glass of the van. The absolute "dollar" fell from the sky!

Hahaha

"Too funny!"

This is really a drop from the sky!"

Now the audience couldn't help but feel a sense of intimacy that Liu Haozhe made them laugh 3-4 times in just a few seconds, and the key lines were also very funny. sense.

"Give me a glass of forgetful water---"

Suddenly the music came from the van, and with Luo Li's bewildered expression on picking up the Coke, Huge laughed again.

Liu Haozhe opened the car door suddenly, walked out angrily, and then found out that the bottle of Coke fell from the cable car in the sky.

At this point, the audience suddenly realized that the Coke that Xie Xiaomeng dropped from the cableway after being kicked by Li Xin's high-heeled shoes happened to hit Liu Haozhe by coincidence.

"Hey, you bastard, you died tragically in the cable car!"

Liu Haozhe yelled at the cable car in the sky, his dispirited look once again made the cinema roar with laughter.

You might as well jump off yourself!"

"Looking for death!"

Some spectators couldn't bear it anymore, hugged their stomachs and slumped on their seats!

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