Marvel Movie Havoc

"Elena, come and drink with me!" As soon as the door opened, Thor got up from the ground drunkenly, and shouted while holding the door.

This guy was wearing only a pair of shorts all over his body. From his drunken appearance and the strange expression on his face, it could be inferred that drinking was not a serious matter at all, and the main thing should be sports after drinking.

No wonder the smell in this room is so weird, there should be some strange things besides the smell of wine!

"Someone is looking for you!" Seeing Thor's appearance, Elena immediately stepped forward and helped Thor up.

only!

"Whoever he is, let's have fun first!" Thor didn't even bother to look at it, he directly pinched Elena's butt with one hand, then put his arms around her and was about to enter the room to do business.

"Thor! Thor!" Elena's face turned red immediately, with so many people watching, how can she convince the crowd in the future?

But her resistance was simply a tickle for Thor. After all, it was just a joke to break Thor's defense with her flair.

Seeing that the two were about to perform in public, someone who had been ignored had to cough.

Although he didn't mind Thor stripping Elena naked in person, seeing that Thor was about to take off his last piece of equipment, he didn't want to get a needle's eye, so he could only remind him.

It's a pity that someone obviously miscalculated Thor's reflexes. Hearing his cough, Thor just ignored him and continued his work regardless.

Ever since, he could only stretch out his hand helplessly, and grabbed Thor's wrist.

'Ho! '

Feeling that someone dared to sneak attack him, Thor immediately turned his backhand, ready to teach this blind guy a lesson.

'Hiss—ah——'

Li Qingyuan immediately pinched the meridians on Thor's wrist with two fingers.

Although the physique of the Asgardians is much stronger than that of the people on Earth, the internal physiological structure is exactly the same. Thor only felt a sharp pain in his wrist and couldn't help crying out.

"Are you awake now?" Seeing Thor cry out in pain, someone let go of his wrist and asked with a smile.

Elena opened her mouth wide and looked at Li Qingyuan. She knew better than anyone how strong Thor was. It was unbelievable that this man could subdue Thor with one hand.

You must know that on that terrifying night, these people were able to break out of the siege purely by Thor holding two axes. It didn't crash.

It is precisely because they believe in Thor's unparalleled fighting power that everyone willingly makes him a big brother.

And now, this Asian man subdued the mighty Thor with one move, how could Elena not be surprised by this!

"It hurts—"

Thor rubbed his wrist and bared his teeth and shouted. At that moment, he almost thought that his wrist was going to be broken.

"Which bastard—um—is it you?" Thor, who was rubbing his wrist, was just about to swear, but when he looked up, he saw the appearance of the guy in front of him.

Immediately, Thor couldn't care about his wrist anymore, he quickly jumped back and hid behind the shelf, and then poked his head out to look around.

"Don't look, Skye didn't come, she's still studying!" Li Qingyuan said with some pity when he saw Thor's bowed snake shadow.

It seems that Skye really educated His Royal Highness a bit miserably last time, and almost formed a conditioned reflex.

"Nonsense, it has nothing to do with me whether the little girl comes or not. I just have to be vigilant when facing the enemy!" Thor stepped out from behind the shelf with a rebellious expression on his face. Low said.

"Before you say that, put on your pants!" Someone said, pointing to Thor's two big hairy legs depressedly.

"what!"

After being reminded by someone, Elena realized that she was still almost naked, and quickly put back the clothes that Thor had just stripped off.

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"Why are you here?"

In the innermost secret room of the air-raid shelter, Thor, who had changed his clothes, asked Li Qingyuan who was sitting opposite.

"I'm here to find you!"

"Looking for me? What are you doing? My territory has already been swallowed up by your woman, what else do you want?" Thor asked with some air.

If it wasn't because the guy in front of him wanted to promote his woman to the top, and he was still eating and drinking in New York, how could he be reduced to such a wretched place!

"Are you really planning to be a drug lord for the rest of your life?" Seeing Thor's frantic look, someone asked with a smile.

Now he finally understands why he suddenly got involved in the Alien plot. Co-authoring Wang Dahammer, this guy has already had a bit of a happy life on the earth.

Odin put this son down for exercise, not for him to enjoy himself!

If others found out that the majestic Lord of the Nine Realms, the son of Odin, was willing to be a drug lord on Earth, then everyone would laugh to death if it got out.

"What do I want to do? What does it have to do with you?" Torho suddenly stood up and asked angrily.

"Sit down, why stand up, are you taller than me?" Seeing Thor's angry look, Li Qingyuan tapped the table lightly and said.

He directly pointed out several small holes on the table made of steel. Thor shook his teeth and sat down unwillingly.

He is just a mortal with brute strength, and he is absolutely invincible compared to ordinary people, but compared to this pervert in front of him?

Thor thought it would be better if he could get the hammer back!

"That's right, everyone should be reasonable when they come out to play, and don't be violent at every turn. What if you get hurt?" Seeing Thor sitting down obediently, someone laughed happily.

Raytheon, who can make a move if there is a disagreement, can reason well. It can be seen that this kid has really grown up in the past two years!

"Well, Mr. Li, right? May I ask what's going on with the outside world now?" Elena saw that there seemed to be some unhappiness between Thor and someone, so she interrupted quickly.

Elena was so curious about the outside situation that she was about to explode. Anyone who lived in this dark place for a few days would yearn for the sunshine outside.

"The outside world, the outside world is very good!" Hearing Elena's question, someone said leisurely.

"Very good? Could it be that alien monsters only invaded Brazil?" Elena was overjoyed. If those monsters simply invaded Brazil, then the US government would not ignore it. As long as you stick to it, there will always be escape day time.

Although it seems very spineless as a Brazilian to think about the rescue of the US government, they have long been used to the lives of all people living in South America.

After all, Latin America is the private land of the United States. If there is no problem in the suzerain country itself, the younger brother encounters the invasion of alien monsters, and the United States will stand up and wave the flag no matter what.

"No, no, it's not Brazil, it's your small town that was attacked. The town in front of you is still singing and dancing!" Someone shook his head directly, and said an answer that nearly broke Elena.

"How is it possible? Why do those monsters only attack our town?" Elena's mentality suddenly collapsed. This town was the place where she was born and raised. She grew up here since she was a child. Everyone in this town , she can call out the name.

Later, although she jumped from a small town to Rio de Janeiro to develop with her own superior conditions, Elena still kept a pure land in her heart.

If it was said that alien monsters directly invaded this area, she would feel better in her heart, but now she has learned that only her hometown has suffered, this fact is really unacceptable.

Don't worry about scarcity but inequality. When people are unlucky, the worst thing they can see is the kindness of others.

Even if Elena wasn't that kind of vicious woman, she still felt a wave of anger in her heart that couldn't be calmed down.

"Why did you attack this town, you should be very clear about it?" Li Qingyuan naturally did not answer this question, but asked Thor directly.

"Me? How do I know? How do I know why the phagocytos appeared here!" Thor shouted with his eyes wide open when he heard his words.

Ok!

It seems that this guy has only changed his temper a little bit, but his brain is still not that smart.

"Hyperphagia? Is it the name of those monsters?" Since this idiot doesn't know anything, then of course someone won't try to solve the mystery. After all, the guy who planned this matter, he can't mess with it yet.

"Yes, interstellar phagocytosis is a kind of interstellar pest. It will parasitize on the host and use the host to reproduce. It ranks No. 17 on the list of cosmic pests!" Thor began to explain directly.

As the crown prince of Asgard, although he has no brains, he still knows some basic common sense.

"Interstellar phagocytosis? List of cosmic pests?" Elena felt that her brain was not enough. She had always thought that Thor was a gangster from the United States, possessing invincible strength and powerful influence. , following him is the most likely to kill Reyes to avenge her deceased husband, but she suddenly found that she didn't know this man at all.

Even though the two had gotten to know each other countless times, now, Elena suddenly felt that Thor was so far away from her!

"Well, even if it's a shapeworm, with your strength, it should be easy to destroy them!" Shaking his head, Li Qingyuan didn't discuss the scientific name of the alien with Thor, because the name of the alien was made up by the earthlings themselves. , I think this thing should have other names in the universe.

What he cares about is that even if Thor loses his divine power, he is still a first-class expert, and he can completely wipe out all the aliens by using scattered methods!

Not to mention that this guy has mastered many of the weaknesses of aliens, at least with the sonic weapon, he is not afraid of gang fights by aliens at all.

With so many equipment bonuses, as long as this guy is willing to use snacks, he can definitely wipe out all the aliens in the town within half a month, okay?

"With so many gophers, there is definitely a leader-level existence. If I meet that leader, in the current state, I will definitely be dead!" Thor said with a slight resentment.

Chapter 25 Midgard Belongs to Me

"Are you afraid of death?" Looking at Thor who said this in a natural tone, someone asked in surprise.

In fact, fear of death is not a derogatory term. If the fear of death is missing in the genes of creatures, then such creatures will definitely become extinct soon.

It's just that although Thor looks like a higher creature, his brain cells are actually not much higher than plankton. He is actually afraid of death, which is really unexpected to someone.

"What does it mean to be afraid of death? I mean not to make unnecessary sacrifices. Only a reckless man will run to die when he knows he is invincible!" Thor stared bullishly and said without the slightest bit of twitching.

Ok!

Not only is this guy ruthless now, but by the way, he can even say that he is afraid of death so confidently.

With a thick skin and a dark heart, the current Thor does have a little bit of potential to be a king.

"As the god-king of Asgard, if you don't have the courage to face a powerful enemy, how can you convince the crowd?" It is true that as a superior, thick-skinned and dark-hearted is the best choice, but sometimes, the superior also You need to change your personality.

The Asgardians are all brave and fierce, and they worship the strong from the bottom of their hearts. Those guys like to punch to the flesh the most. If you tell them 36 tricks, they will definitely turn the table directly.

There is no way, with a peerless master like Odin sitting behind, everyone doesn't need to use their brains at all, and can directly push them with a crushing posture.

As the saying goes, if I punch you casually, you will fall, so I don't care what kind of punch you punch?

But when Odin was alive, his force would naturally ensure that Asgard was invincible, but after Odin died, with Thor's current strength, let alone suppressing other star fields so that they dare not act rashly, It might be difficult to preserve even the Nine Realms.

That's why Odin threw Thor to the earth to find a way to exercise his ability to behave in the world.

It's just that I didn't expect that the training was a bit too much. If Thor is going to be a gangster, he is absolutely qualified, but he is not ready to be the god king of Asgard.

Because this guy no longer has the will to fight hard, and his first thought when encountering danger is not how to solve it, but to hide underground and act like a turtle.

Such a guy has no way of convincing the public, let alone becoming a god king.

"God King? I have been expelled from God by God, and I will never return to Asgard for the rest of my life. What do I have to do with courage?" Thor laughed at himself and said with a little disdain.

Well, it turns out that this kid has given up on himself!

One-sided people are the most susceptible to emotional influences. When Thor first came to Earth, he had always imagined that he could receive Odin's pardon, but as time went by, this guy was about to give up.

So far no one has contacted him, thinking that he was indeed abandoned!

So this guy started to completely let himself go, smoked wine, smoked powder and played with women, how to get high.

If it takes another two or three years, the one who appears in front of someone should be Fat House Thor.

"God King? Thor, what are you talking about?" Elena, who was standing next to the two, was confused. Why could she understand what the two said separately, but couldn't understand what they said together?