Improper Licking of the Dog: Say Goodbye to the Goddess at the Wedding Scene

"Improper licking of the dog: Say goodbye to the goddess at the wedding scene" Author: Wang Pao

I'm dying of thirst, I'm dead outside, jumping out of here, I won't lick you beautiful beauties!

Chapter 1 I'm not really a dog licking system

"The male protagonist licks the dog, brothers, I will withdraw first!"

"Lick a dog can't hoe!"

"I can't stand it anymore, has the author never seen a woman?"

"Poisoned to death!"

"What kind of author has what kind of pig's feet..."

Grass!

Li Cheng's eyes were red, and blue veins burst out on his forehead, and he was gnashing his teeth to delete book reviews in the writer's assistant.

collapsed!

The book is broken!

Mind broke!

Crash, crash, crash!

After deleting the book review, Li Cheng skillfully sent an eunuch announcement, and finally got the idea... a chicken feather!

After several books of eunuchs, Li Cheng was scolded by readers to doubt his life: Can I really eat this bowl of Internet text?

This meal is too hard!

I was unwilling to give up. After all, Li Cheng has been typing for three or four years, and he has accumulated more than a dozen eunuch books...

Am I licking a dog?

Have I never seen a woman?

How can you make people innocent like this out of thin air?

Harem writing can't be counted as licking... Harem writing! ...Can the matter of online writers be considered licking?

Li Cheng gritted his teeth and glared: Since that's the case, I won't open a new book without licking it!Killing without licking!

But how can you be sure not to lick it?

It's not that Li Cheng doesn't believe in his own strength, he definitely has the level of platinum, and he has been scolded too much...

Li Cheng frowned and fell into deep thought. Two seconds later, his eyes lit up: I can set up a system!

Set a... I'm not really a dog licking system!

Correct!

It's called "I'm not really a dog licking system"!

Improper licking of the dog, everything!

Opening WORD is just doing, and Li Cheng has set the "I'm not really a dog licking system".

I want a book to enshrine God!

Li Cheng proudly picked up the Happy Water from the Fat House, and raised his neck proudly: "Ton t t t t po-"

Extremely happy and sad, Li Cheng sprayed a mouthful of happy water from a fat house on the power strip, and hurriedly wiped it.

"Zi la la..."

The electric flowers flickered, and Li Cheng's eyes darkened: It's a pity that my new book is set, it's a pity that my book is a god...

……

who am I?

Where am i?

what am i doing now?

Li Cheng opened his eyes suddenly, looked around in horror, and found that he was actually standing on the highly anticipated stage!

But this isn't a concert, it's... a wedding scene!

Hundreds of pairs of big eyes stared at Li Cheng, making Li Cheng's scalp numb and his legs trembling...

An old man with white clothes, white hair and white beard declared loudly and solemnly: "Marriage is the sublimation of love and mutual trust. It not only requires a lifetime of love, but also a lifetime of trust..."

Having said that, he looked at Li Cheng: "Today, Li Feng..."

He paused and looked at the person beside Li Cheng. Li Cheng turned his head to look, and his eyes could not help but light up: lie-trough-

nice!

So beautiful!

Li Cheng has never seen such a beautiful beauty in real life, so beautiful that Li Cheng is dizzy!

But she is too cold, the kind of cold that radiates from her bones, so cold that it makes people very awake...