Improper Licking of the Dog: Say Goodbye to the Goddess at the Wedding Scene

"Brother Sima, what are you saying, I, Tang Sansi, must have done what I said, but today is really special..."

"I'm not widowed!" Sima Ji said with a small neck: "Fortress, no third person can know about what I said!

"There is no doubt that the sound of the leak will inevitably cause a bloody storm on the rivers and lakes!

"So from now on, you and I must be together!"

I'm Nima... Tang Sansi has to admit that what Sima Ji said makes sense, but he really can't delay any longer:

"Brother Sima, in order to prove that I have no second thoughts, please come with me to see what happened?"

"I'm not going!" Sima Ji sneered again: "What happened to your Tangmen, what can I do to look good?"

I have a saying that I don't know if it should be said or not!

Tang Sansi's mentality was about to be ruined by Sima Ji, he gritted his teeth and glared, decisively made a difficult decision, and sat down with a laugh:

"Brother Sima, please don't worry too much. Of course, it's your business that matters! Come, come, have a cup of tea to cool off!"

With a smile on his face, Tang Sansi, who was numb in his heart, refilled Sima Ji's teacup, while Sima Ji was not paying attention—

He flicked his fingernails covertly.

Because of the need to launch hidden weapons, the nails of the Tang Sect disciples were all trimmed neatly, and so did Tang Sansi.

There are only two tail fingers, which are very long and well maintained.

And as Tang Sansi flicked his nails, a sesame-sized black spider popped out from under his nails!

Tang Sansi filled up the tea, held up his hands and brought it to the still angry Sima Ji: "Brother Sima, please!"

The sesame-sized black spider was motionless among the tea leaves, like an assassin hiding in the dark!

Sima Ji took a deep look at Tang Sansi, and suddenly jumped out of the Shili Pavilion, with a choking sound, he drew his sword in his hand:

"Tang, what conspiracy are you playing!"

Tang Sansi stiffened, forced a smile and said, "Brother Sima, you misunderstood, I didn't play..."

"I believe you a ghost! You bad old man is very bad!" Sima Ji held a sword flower and shouted sharply:

"Come on, surnamed Tang, a showdown!"

No, what kind of brain circuit is this!I kindly invite you to drink tea, why do you have a showdown with me?

Tang Sansi was also drunk, helplessly clasped his fists and bowed: "Brother Sima, I have a good heart..."

"People are divided into three, six, nine, and three layers of meat! Without those fish, turtles, shrimps, and crabs, how could there be such a flowery world? When I hold you, you are a glass cup, and when I let go, you are a glass stubble! Don't think about yourself. How awesome, even the most powerful perfume can't make a leek box!"

In order to delay time, Sima Ji showed off the jokes he had read on the Internet: "Those surnamed Tang, you are a chicken neck!"

"hiss--"

Tang Sansi was scolded so much that he couldn't help gasping for air: Killing is no more than a nod to the ground, you are so rude!

Not only Tang Sansi can't listen anymore, but the bald boy and other Tang Sect disciples can't listen anymore!

Seeing Tang Sansi's face change, the bald boy realized that his opportunity to show had come, and shouted first:

"Old man, you dare to say nothing to our castle master..."

Before he finished speaking, several other Tang Sect disciples had already taken the shot first - whoever made the first counts!

The bald boy was also in a hurry, and the darts with the clothes that had been buckled in his hands all hit Sima Ji!

Tang Sansi hurriedly shouted, "No--want--rush--move--"

It's not impossible, if possible, Tang San wished he couldn't cut off Sima Ji's limbs to make a "human stick"!

But Tang Sansi is very self-aware, he knows that the bald boy and the others can't help Sima Ji!

Is Elder Qingcheng a vegetarian?

It's better to fight grass and startle snakes...

Well, now that he has already stunned the snake, Tang Sansi shook his legs covertly while shouting "Don't be impulsive", shaking out a few translucent centipedes from his trouser legs!

These translucent centipedes quickly crawled towards Sima Ji among the grass, while Tang Sansi shouted:

"Stop! You don't retreat!"

The bald boy and the other Tangmen disciples are very good at hidden weapons. In the blink of an eye, hundreds of hidden weapons hit Sima Ji!

Sima Ji has already become a master, and this overwhelming hidden weapon is just a drizzle in his eyes!

Yi Gao was daring, Sima Ji laughed, waved his sleeves, and released a wave of true energy!

Infuriating the wind, all of those hundreds of hidden weapons were suddenly turned back on the same path!

The bald boy and the other Tangmen disciples hurriedly collected hidden weapons, but they were beaten into hedgehogs instead...

As for the few translucent centipedes, just as they climbed to the feet of Sima Ji, Sima Ji leaped into the air, like an eagle spreading its wings and gliding, flying towards Tang Sansi with a "swoosh":

"Dog thief looking for death!"

Do you understand the truth that fists don't hit smiling people?Tang Sansi was stunned: No, I said don't be impulsive, why are you still killing it?

What made Tang Sansi even more confused was Sima Ji's cultivation!