Improper Licking of the Dog: Say Goodbye to the Goddess at the Wedding Scene

Meng Raolan is a small boss, Li Feng smashed Meng Raolan's corpse into ten thousand pieces and plundered the title of "Gu Master".

Although it is a random plunder, Li Feng suspects that Meng Raolan only has this skill. Fortunately, it is not bad.

Now that he has become a Gu master, Li Feng plans to raise a few Gus for his parents, Tang Xiaoguo, and Xia Xianyue.

Of course he didn't mean to harm people, don't forget what Meng Raoju said, you can use Gu to harm people, and you can also use Gu to feed people!

Meng Raolan and Meng Raoju also joined forces to show Li Feng the reliability of Lightning Gu, Blade Gu, and Longevity Gu.

Therefore, Li Feng planned to raise a few "invulnerable Gus" for his parents, Tang Xiaoguo, and Xia Xianyue.

It's impossible to expect mom and dad to practice the exercises, so it's better to use invulnerability Gu to give them a certain amount of self-protection.

Li Feng gained a lot of experience from Meng Raolan. Although the bullet can't be blocked by the sword and gun, the knife can still block it.

Anyway, gun battles are not allowed in China, and being able to block a knife is enough to defend yourself.

It was a pity that there were no suitable Gu insects to be caught near the house. Li Feng called Tang Yu and He Yuzhuo directly and asked them to catch a batch of five poisons and send them to Huadu.

Tang Yu and He Yuzhuo agreed very happily, after all, their relationship was not ordinary.

But Tang Yu also brought unfortunate news to Li Feng that Tang Xiaoguo was going back to Huadu.

Tang Xiaoguo came back to take the college entrance examination. After ten years of cold window, Tang Yu still hopes that Tang Xiaoguo can take the college entrance examination normally.

Although Tang Xiaoguo is going to take over Tangjiabao in the future, Tang Yu deeply understands a truth:

No culture, it's scary.

However, Tang Yu still had to carry out stability maintenance work in Tangjiabao, so Tang Xiaoguo was temporarily taken care of by Li Feng.

First, Li Feng is Tang Xiaoguo's master, and secondly, Li Feng is Tang Xiaoguo's stepfather. Who does he not take care of?

Fair enough, right?

As for why Gu Cheng and Lin Yutong went to college before the college entrance examination, it was because they took the self-examination.

Of course, the self-study exam has not started, but they need work-study, which means that they have to work first when they come.

For Gu Cheng and Lin Yutong, Li Feng has already made arrangements. Tang Xiaoguo is the one with the biggest head.

Originally, the relationship between him and Tang Xiaoguo was pure, but after he and Tang Yu were together, it was not pure anymore...

Really big head!

Li Feng cleaned the big Coke bottle in his hand. There were dozens of poisonous insects caught in the bottle, including centipedes, frogs, lizards, earthworms, geckos, and spiders...

All of them are sallow, thin, and stunted. They can only be used as an experiment.

After all, Li Feng is only talking on paper and has not actually operated it yet.

In the 25-liter large Coke bottle, dozens of poisonous insects with yellow faces and thin muscles and dysplasia have begun to fight to the death.

All Li Feng needs to do is to wait for them to kill that Gu.

In fact, it is quite troublesome to raise Gu, the red tape is comparable to the emperor ascending the throne.

First of all, before raising Gu, he must clean the main hall.

All the family members must be vegetarians, kneel in front of the Gu God tablet and pray to the Gu God.

Then dig a big hole in the center of the main hall, and put a big urn in it.

Wait until the fifth day of the fifth lunar month, and then go to the wild to catch twelve kinds of reptiles at will.

For example, poisonous snakes, eels, centipedes, frogs, lizards, earthworms, spiders, and large green caterpillars are also commonly known as hot peppers.

The randomness mentioned here refers to the randomness of the type, not the randomness of the quality.

You can't fly, you can have four legs, but you can't run.

It doesn't matter the size, it must be toxic.

And it must be caught on the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, otherwise the Gu will not be cultivated.

After putting these twelve species of reptiles into the urn, the whole family prays to the Gu God once in the morning and evening, and must not let outsiders know when they pray...

Li Feng felt that this was all made up by the Gu Sect to fool people.

So make a mystery, fool the world.

In an urban world, well, the martial arts world, where did the Gu God come from, it is purely to deceive the two fools.

What about digging holes in the main hall, what about going vegetarian, what about the fifth day of May, and what twelve kinds of reptiles are all fake!

Li Feng can't believe it anymore. He can't dig a hole in the backyard, eat big meat without bathing, and catch thirteen kinds on the sixth day of May!

If you have the ability, let the Gu God hit me!

As soon as he got home and climbed onto the balcony, Li Feng felt something was wrong and sniffed. Shi Tuoxiu had just been here.

However, it's gone.

If it was licking the dog, he would have chased him out at this time, but Li Feng lay back on the bed carelessly.

He casually put the big Coke bottle with a lot of small eyes and breathable on the bedside table, and Li Feng fell asleep like this.

"Crackling..."