Improper Licking of the Dog: Say Goodbye to the Goddess at the Wedding Scene

Li Feng pointed to the fish tank and asked Lu Binghua, "Who arranged this fish tank?"

Lu Binghua: "I'm not too sure about this. It should be arranged by my husband. Is there any problem?"

"The problem is big." Li Feng turned on the magic stick mode. He spent a long time in writing this plot, and he just recited the original text with the help of "unforgettable memory":

"First, the most taboo thing about the fish tank is to place it directly opposite the entrance door, which can be said to be the most fierce position!

"Second, the fish tank is too big, it looks grand, but too big a fish tank will cause 'too deep water', a bad omen!

"Thirdly, the water level in the fish tank is higher than mine, this is called 'no top water', and it will suppress the luck of the people who live here!

"Fourth, the fish tank is placed directly on the ground without any height. This is called 'foot-cutting water', which will cause poor fortune, but more importantly, it will prevent nobles from coming to the door!

"Fifth, it is best not to have sharp corners in the shape of the fish tank. For example, a circle or an ellipse is considered a fortune tank. This is a triangular fish tank in your house.

"Sixth, goldfish are the most fortunate, and black fish can only be held in special occupations, such as soldiers. If they can't hold on, they will recruit villains, cause trouble, and destroy the luck of those who live here!

"Also, what is your husband's zodiac sign?"

Lu Binghua had already been crippled by Li Feng, and subconsciously replied: "The year of the rat..."

"The year of the rat, it is the most taboo to sit in the fish tank facing the north, which is a big omen!" Li Feng shook his head: "This fish tank in your house has almost taken up all the taboos, so you directly changed the feng shui of your home into a murderous house!

"But just the haunted house won't make your husband die young and make the old wound of Lu Gang master relapse!"

Lu Binghua: "What else?"

Li Feng closed his eyes slightly, and calculated with his fingers... Well, in fact, he already knew it, but he was just pretending.

After finishing the calculation, Li Feng asked Lu Binghua, "Do you know what this land used to be?"

"Yes," Lu Binghua replied quickly, "This area used to be the former site of the welfare institute established by the Empire of Never Sunset.

"Before the liberation, the orphanage was abandoned, and it has been deserted. Later, my husband took over and developed it into a luxury residential area...

"The orphanage is a place to adopt children. There shouldn't be any unlucky things to do good deeds, right?"

"I won't say much about what is auspicious or unlucky. Facts speak louder than words." Li Feng pointed to the yard outside:

"Trust me, just send someone here to dig three feet into the ground, and I guarantee you will find out."

Lu Binghua is a staunch atheist. If someone told her this before, she would not even listen.

But now she was half-believing, and after a little hesitation, Lu Binghua called and dispatched the excavator.

Lu Binghua's house is also engaged in construction. Two excavators and a group of workers were dispatched with one phone call.

"Rumble..."

The excavator dug well in Lu Binghua's yard and quickly dug out the underground parking lot.

Lu Binghua glanced at Li Feng, and seeing the presence of the old god Li Feng, he instructed the excavator to continue digging without stopping.

"Mad," Shi Taixiu was worried and couldn't help sending a voice transmission to Li Feng: "Why don't you run first..."

What's wrong with me... Li Feng was also drunk, and the sound transmission entered the secret and asked her: "Are you so unconfident in me?"

Shi Teixiu said cautiously: "It's not that I don't have confidence in you, it's mainly that you said something too mysterious just now..."

That's right, Li Feng remembered that Shi Tuoxiu is the heroine of "The Most Magical Doctor", and now she has been upgraded to the world of "What About Martial Arts", but Shi Tuoxiu doesn't know.

She looks at the world of Xianxia with the world view of martial arts, of course it will be difficult to accept.So her worldview has to be transformed.

Li Feng smiled and said, "The emperor is not in a hurry for the eunuch."

"You are the eunuch!" Shi Tuoxiu punched Li Feng's chest angrily: "I am!"

"Success!" Li Feng nodded: "I will call you the hereditary replacement for the Green Hat King of the Eight Great Capitals!"

Shi Stoxiu became even more angry, and at this moment he heard a "dang" sound, and a worker shouted, "Something has been dug up!"

Shi Texiu hurried over to look, only to see that the excavator had dug up a stone. This stone was not an ordinary stone, but a stele.

The handwriting on the stele is faintly visible: The sun never sets... Welfare Institute...

Li Feng greeted: "The excavator is withdrawn, and the manpower will dig next!"

Lu Binghua repeated his words, so the excavator drove away, and the workers swung their shovels.

Shi Teixiu couldn't help but quietly asked Li Feng through voice transmission: "Mad, what else is there?"

Li Feng was silent for two seconds and said, "A crime that was buried."

As soon as Li Feng finished speaking, he heard a worker shout, "Fuck, there are a lot of dead people down here!"

Chapter 373 Dissatisfaction (3 more)

"Shh-"

Li Feng didn't move, but Lu Binghua, Lu Yourong, and Shi Tuoxiu rushed up to check.

They were all from the beggar gang, and they didn't care whether the ground was dirty or not, so they just knelt on the ground to examine the bones of the dead.

Originally, when the workers dug up the bones, they thought it was unlucky, and if they wanted to go on strike with Lu Binghua, they would have to pay extra for digging.

But now the workers can't say anything. After all, the bosses are all kneeling on the ground to dig.

But then again, can the boss commit himself to kneeling on the ground and digging?