Su Su: "Yes, yes! Everyone, I am Su Su, one of the hosts of the fox demon radio drama. Because it is a radio drama, there is no description of appearance and actions, etc. It feels so relaxing~"
Fox Demon: [As for the purpose of making this silent radio drama, of course it is water... Ah bah!Tucao, there are too many slots in the book here, as the protagonists, we can't help but want to talk about it. 】
Su Su: "That's right, after so many chapters, I'm so tired that my back hurts, so I should take a break."
Fox Demon: 【 Tired? 】
"Of course! It's not like you just say a few words in each chapter, and you don't even see anyone in many chapters, but I am either a man or a woman, or I will become a little fox, or be controlled by you to kill Kill, do you think I'm tired!?"
[That's true, but are you a man or a woman now?How will the audience know your shape without description of appearance? 】
"Idiot! You can tell from the marked name, of course I am a cute little fox girl~ I also ask the audience to fill in the kawaii and cute child voice, of course...make me into a rough guy or sister Yu It doesn't matter, you can't hear my voice anyway."
[It feels so casual. 】
"Ann, let's start complaining about it today, Foxy... Wait a minute, why is your label still Foxy, don't you have a name?"
[Of course, it is to maintain a sense of mystery and let readers guess the identity of the palace, so that suspense will arise.Who is the fox demon?Why was she sealed?What did she do wrong, and so on, will keep popping up in the reader's mind. 】
"...It's not that I hit you. As far as your identity is concerned, I can guarantee that 90.00% of the readers have guessed it."
【real or fake?Ben Gong never said who he is? 】
"If you don't believe it, hurry up and talk about the questions you want to complain about the most, and I will answer them one by one here."
【it is good!So the first question, why, the kiss fragment in this book will be replaced by ———— symbol, is harmony so serious? 】
"Uh...According to the rules, there are actually no descriptions of kisses, but if the problem is not particularly serious, the website basically doesn't care about it, but because the succubus next door is blocked, grandma doesn't dare to rub on the edge. So...or Think about that sentence."
[Brain your balls!Do you know that readers are waiting for you to write a small pornographic article when they take off their pants, but they use this ———— line instead, what a god!I don't know if there will be problems! 】
"You think I'm willing to do this! I also want to be a little erotic heroine!"
[Are you such a person? 】
"...No! No! It's grandma! It's grandma who controlled me! It thought what it said just now! It has nothing to do with me, woo woo woo... It's embarrassing to say those words."
[As expected of a grandma who was born in writing little yellow books, her mind is full of dirty things.Su Su, thank you for Harmony, it saved your life, otherwise the setting of this palace would not be a fox demon that sucks people's aura. 】
"Huh? What would that be?"
[I heard from grandma that the source of inspiration for our story is a book. The heroine is infected and controlled by a parasite, and then the worm needs nourishment. As for what the nourishment is... Cough cough cough, you understand. 】
"Is this related to our story? It seems to be the same as parasitic control. The rest of the world background, stories and jokes that happened, I don't believe that there will be in that book."
[It depends on grandma's imagination, but it's not particularly difficult to describe a story. By kneading those miscellaneous things together, a story is formed. The role of grandma is to link the stories smoothly. 】
"No wonder the story is so messed up, it seems grandma's skills are not good..."
[Hush!Say a few words less, be careful that grandma drags you to some places to be the heroine of the little porn book, I don't want to be implicated because of you. 】
"Uh... hurry up and ask a question."
[Okay, this time is the question that has received the most complaints, why... so short! 】
"This... how much is too much? It takes about two hours to perform a chapter, and usually there are classes, so it's understandable that it's shorter... Besides, it's not particularly short, at least it's more than average. line."
【This answer is so perfunctory...】
"Let's move on to the next question."
[Another question is, is this book Lily?There are always some readers asking if this book is gay. 】
"Of course it's Lily. Look at the labels below. There's also you, the chicken monster, and class leader Hanhan. Aren't they all girls? You'll be my harem in the future."
[It's so courageous, even Ben Gong dares to ask for it, do you know who I am for you?Wait a minute... It seems that one is missing. 】
"Is there? Why can't I remember which girl is beside me?"
[Forget it, the next topic, what kind of fate do you expect yourself to have? You must know that grandma not only writes pornography, but also writes about abuse. Are you afraid of your own fate? 】
"What are you afraid of? If it dares to feed shit, readers can kill it. I don't believe it can write me to death..."
[This is what you said... If I were grandma, I would definitely write that I ate you, took your body away, and then became the protagonist. 】
"Do you really have the heart to eat such a cute little fox?"
[Grab the tail! 】
"Meow! What are you doing! Don't do such weird things on formal occasions, okay?"
[Why do you want to meow like a cat? You are obviously a fox, meowing all day long. Can you recognize your own species! 】
"I don't want to either, but what do foxes call? Chick chirp? Not cute at all, okay? The little fox girl's appearance and her cute meowing voice are the cutest!"
【...I'm really sorry for being a fox!Next question.Why, there are so many typos in the article? 】
"It's all said to be the fault of the input method..."
[Answer seriously! 】
"Ah——! Don't catch it! I said it's okay! Grandma said that the author typed very fast. Sometimes in order to save time, he would directly type the first letter of the pinyin. For example, you would type nh directly. Press the space, whatever pops up from the first character of the input method is what it is. It is rare to notice when you are concentrating on the code word. In most cases, the correct word pops up from the input method, but sometimes it will appear Accident. Just like yesterday, grandma said that it was typing fs when it got angry, because the word "Sao" is usually typed a lot, so the first word that pops out is "Sao."
[Is this the fault of the input method?Obviously it was caused by grandma typing so many words lazily! 】
"Shhh—don't say bad things, be careful of being pulled to become the heroine of the little porn book."
[Oh oh oh!It is really the pot of the input method!Don't do grandma's business at all. 】
"Today's word count...wrong! It's almost time, it's time to end."
[That's right~ I don't know if readers like this Tucao column.It will not be counted into the number of words updated every day, and it will never be charged. If you want to continue, you can leave a message. If there is a next issue, we will invite a special guest to visit~]
"Who is it?"
[Of course the most handsome man in history!I am grandma! 】
"Didn't your grandma... oh-----! You mean, that girl who fascinates thousands of people, with all kinds of charms, peerless elegance, flying down three thousand feet, will be the most handsome man in the world! My grandma!?"
[That's right, next time the author will answer readers' questions and complaints, which is much better than the awkward chat between the two of us. 】
"Then... let's look forward to the next issue~See you~"
【Goodbye~】
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"Phew—it's finally over, I'm so tired that my throat hurts."
【You just say a few words and it hurts! ? 】
"Idiot, didn't your words come out through my throat!?"
【…】
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"Wow! It finally came out, and I almost suffocated inside!"
After regaining my demonic power again, I rushed out from the gemstone space. This time, I didn't encounter any obstacles. After a while, I felt like I fell on the soft bed.
"Here is... Fuck! Squad leader Hanhan, what are you doing!"
I lay on the bed and raised my head to look around in a daze. As soon as I turned my head, I was taken aback by the posture of the squad leader Hanhan. He held his breath for a long time and refused to breathe, his originally fair and tender face turned red from being suppressed by her.
"Phew—I'm experiencing the feeling of giving birth, imagining my dear coming out of my stomach, and I feel so happy."
After finishing speaking, Squad Leader Hanhan rushed over, hugged my whole fox body tightly in his arms, and rubbed the soft hair on my body with a happy face, with tender eyes, as if looking at his own little baby.
Eldest sister... Your pregnant woman is so energetic just after giving birth?
"Squad leader Hanhan, please be normal."
"Do you want to drink grandma?"
Squad leader Hanhan patted his plump chest muscles, and didn't take what I just said to heart at all.
"Drink you uncle! Let go of me, I don't want you to hold me!"
I struggled, but without the demonic power, I was just a little fox who could barely speak. The dancing paws slapped on Squad Leader Hanhan's body, but it had no effect other than a shudder.
"Let me hug you one last time, dear, I'm afraid... I won't have this chance again."
Suddenly, the style of painting changed, and Squad Leader Hanhan’s expression became sad. She gently stroked the top of my head, her eyes were full of reluctance, as if she was about to say goodbye.
"What's the matter? Squad leader Hanhan, could it be that you...have a terminal illness!"
Because Squad Leader Hanhan is always moody, I don't particularly care when I see her like this. Maybe I encountered a small problem, and Squad Leader Hanhan will make it worse.
"It's not for this reason. It's because I made a bet with my grandfather before. If I use the power of the family, I will admit that I am the heir of the Zhao family. I must go back to inherit the family business and can no longer be with you. The demon family , it is impossible to allow my daughter to be with monsters."
"Inherit the family business, you mean the group?"
"That's just a disguise. In fact, the Zhao family still has a lot of industries all over the country, and it's the family with the most connections."
I rely on!Why do you have to say something so sad, Squad Leader Hanhan? You must know that the group is one of the largest catering giants in the country, and its market value is at least several billion. You are going to inherit the family business. It's like going bankrupt.
"What a wonderful thing, you go back and inherit billions of dollars of family business, so many people can't even dream of it."
I feel like biting a lemon in my mouth, it's so sour, why can't I encounter such a good thing.There is an awesome clansman, but this guy got on me and almost killed me several times.Alas... this is the gap.
"I only have you in my heart! I'm not interested in money!"
"……All right."
Although I am very envious of the life of the rich, I also know that this is not a good thing for Squad Leader Hanhan. She used to hate her family so much that she even changed her surname to get rid of the word Zhao.
It's a pity... people in the world will always live in the way they hate the most.
"Squad leader Hanhan, is there no possibility of staying?"
At this point, I don't want to struggle any more, I lean quietly in the arms of Squad Leader Hanhan, and let her touch me, such a happy time, for Squad Leader Hanhan, every second is like a second .
"I don't know. My grandpa will be here in a while. Whether I can stay or not depends entirely on him."
As soon as the words fell, my keen ears heard the sound of someone approaching outside the door. I wondered if that was the grandfather Hanhan was referring to. I was curious, what kind of person is the controller of such a big family?Will he have an aura that transcends ordinary people, will he recognize the real body of my nine-tailed fox, he is an exorcist, will he kill me easily?
Many questions will be revealed soon.
"Oh my god, big granddaughter! I miss grandpa so much! Make grandpa rare!"
Accompanied by an authentic Northeast strong accent, a burly man in a black suit opened the door and rushed in. He had a dark and strong face and a strong body. Except for the gray hair, there was no sign of age on his body. trace.
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