After My Body Was Taken Away, I Became a Fox Girl

Are you here to catch me?But just now this guy was still doing sales, why is he now a Taoist priest again?Liar, must be a big liar!

"Liar! Do you think I'm stupid?"

If this guy is really a demon catcher, why does he still talk to me? Is he testing my identity?

Either he is a rookie because he is not good enough, or he is a liar, and I am more inclined to the latter.

"Don't say that, look at that little boy, do you believe me when I say he is possessed by a monster?"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Daxian pointed at the little boy who had just entered the teaching building.

This aroused my interest, how did he see that this little boy was possessed?

"I knew you were also paying attention to that kid, and I could guess it from your expression. I don't think you're an ordinary person, are you?"

This guy……

"What do you mean?"

My gaze darkened all of a sudden, and I secretly circulated my demon power, killing intent surged in my heart for the first time.

At this moment, I suddenly had the urge to kill and silence. I was very afraid that I would be discovered by a stranger, especially by a human being.

Fear of being treated differently...

"It's done! I'll take this task first, we have to come first, first served! You can't compete with me for a job!"

"what--?"

"Aren't you brought here to exorcise demons? I said, what's wrong with you at such a young age? You have to be a liar."

This guy...does he regard me as a colleague?But what you said is that you really admit that you are a liar.

"You are a liar! I am an authentic disciple of Laoshan Mountain, and my Taoist name is Mengyi. This time I am going down the mountain to catch ghosts and exorcise demons."

Since he's a liar, then I'll talk nonsense and just make up an identity to bluff people.

"Is there a female disciple in Laoshan?"

The old man stroked his beard, not believing me at all.

"What! No way!"

I said with some guilt, thinking that this guy can't be the kind of extraterrestrial expert like a sweeping monk, right?

According to the normal plot, it is very possible, but the plot here seems to have never been normal.

There won't be any tricks, right?

"Okay then, let's settle the boy's matter together. How about we split the money fifty-fifty?"

"No, I'm different from you, a liar! Why do you want to be with you? A word of advice, this matter is not something you can solve, so go away quickly."

It may be that the parents of the child discovered the strangeness of the child, and then found a charlatan.

But this matter is facing a real tree demon. If this is an ordinary grandfather, won't he have a heart attack when he sees a monster?

"You can't control me. Today, I, Zhang Daxian, will cure that child. No one can stop me!"

The old man adjusted his collar, straightened his back with his hands behind his back, and walked towards the elementary school.

No way, I had to follow behind him.

"That book's grandpa, don't go in, there are no waste products here!"

Just a few steps into the gate, the old man was stopped by the guard.

"I'm not a waste collector! I, I think my grandson can do it!"

I heard that because there was a kidnapping and trafficking of children here not long ago, if you want to enter the primary school, you must strictly investigate.

"Your grandson? Tell me your grandson's class name, student number, and then your mobile phone number. I'll see if there are any family members' notes."

"you!"

"What are you, sneaky, last time the trafficker wore the same clothes as you, I think it was you!"

I ignored the two people who were in a stalemate and walked past them humming a little song.

"Why don't you stop her!"

"Don't change the subject! How could such a beautiful girl be a human trafficker!"

"You're sexist!"

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"Hiss——I can't see any signs of demonic aura. Just from the surface, I can't tell whether this child is possessed. Besides, he listens carefully in class, answers the teacher's questions carefully, and takes class notes. He gets full marks in the quiz. Three good students."

I sat in the gazebo in the center of the school and thought about it carefully. After a whole morning of observation, I didn't find any abnormalities in that child. On the contrary, I still think he is a good baby who studies hard.

In my opinion, the learning ability of monsters should be very poor, because animals become spirits...Like me, Xiaoqing or chicken demon, none of them have a flexible brain, and the even worse one is that? .

A chicken is not as smart as a fox, let alone a tree?

It seems that I was worrying too much, this child is normal, that's great, now I can go home with peace of mind.

"I'm so tired... Hurry up and go back. Squad leader Hanhan has no clothes, maybe he will slip out in pajamas again."

I fanned my face with the palm of my hand, then stood up and walked into the scorching sun, and suddenly a wave of heat hit me and pushed me back into the gazebo.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha... It's really hot, I don't know why Squad Leader Han Han likes to wear such dark pantyhose in summer."

I subconsciously stuck out my tongue like a puppy to dissipate heat, then looked down at the dark pantyhose I stole from Squad Leader Han Han, walking in the sun, this guy’s black absorbs heat, like wearing a warm baby My legs are covered with sweat.

"Is there no one around here? Then I'll take it off quickly."

I looked around, and after confirming that there was no one, I sat on the cool chair, bent my legs first, then started from the buttocks, and took off the pantyhose a little bit along the thighs, because I was worried that these things were expensive, so I didn’t dare Dali was afraid of tearing it up, after all, it belonged to Squad Leader Hanhan.

"Ahem, ahem, you are very open to doing this kind of thing in public!"

Just when I took off my pantyhose to my knees, a sudden voice behind me startled me again, huh?Why should I say again.

"Oh my god!!!!" The hair over my shoulders immediately stood straight, and I screamed and jumped up from the cool chair.

Because the pantyhose was still tightly bound at the knees, I couldn't open my legs, so I could only stand with my feet inside out, and I didn't have time to manage my hands, because I had to press the short skirt tightly to prevent myself from being exposed.

"Why are you still blowing your hair?"

It was the old man from this morning, but he dyed his hair black and changed his clothes. For some reason, he was holding a child by the hand this time.

"Old hooligan! If I didn't see how old you are, I would have beaten you to death!" I pulled my skirt and jumped off the cool chair, and then straightened my hair that stood up due to the explosion.

"Grandson, turn your head away. You shouldn't be looking at this at your age." The old man stuffed the child with a candy, and then turned his body away so that he wouldn't look at me in distress.

"How did you get in, this is your grandson?"

In front of outsiders, I was embarrassed to continue taking it off, so I had to put on the sticky pantyhose again, feeling extremely depressed.

In such a hot weather, canines have poor heat dissipation systems, so they have to pick this time to show up, trying to make me suffer from heat stroke!

"I got my hair dyed outside, then changed my clothes, bought this little guy with a few bags of spicy strips, and asked him to pretend to be my grandson for a long time, and now the guard won't stop me."

"Is it that easy? They don't look up information."

"Cut, rent a school uniform at the school gate store, buy a red scarf, buy a school badge, write your own class name and hang it on your chest, the school only recognizes this thing, who cares whether you are a real student or not."

Looking at the reaction in the morning, I thought the doorman was a conscientious person, but I didn't expect it to be so realistic. He only recognizes clothes but not people.

"...You liar is quite professional, why are you trying so hard to come in? Let me tell you, that kid is fine, he is a good student, let's not bother him."

"What do you know? Do you know about this kid's past? This is the report card I stole from the teaching office. You can see how abnormal this kid is."

"What's wrong? I hate the kind of guy who judges people by grades."

After receiving the report card, I wanted to take a look at it casually, and I was suddenly attracted by the content on it. The final exam of last semester was 58 in Chinese, 24 in mathematics, and 32 in ideology and morality.

"This kid...he's biased!"

"Didn't you see it, little friend? This kid was a naughty and mischievous kid before. He didn't get good grades and loved to make trouble. After one illness, he became a good kid who loves to study. Do you believe it?"

"I do not believe."

Although he is a liar, he is still more experienced than me. First get the background and then analyze it. It seems that I still need to practice.

"Then what can you do, can you, a liar, exorcise demons? This is still at school, you don't want to solve it here, do you?"

"Little friend, you don't know, I have already prepared the hemp rope sack, the child's parents won't pick it up when he comes home at night, so we followed him secretly, knocked him unconscious and tied him to the warehouse in the suburbs when no one was around. , when the time comes...hehehe, you can do whatever you want to exorcise demons."

The old liar rubbed his hands with a smirk, looking at this wretched expression, I was thinking... the child abduction incident that happened not long ago, could it really be you who did it?

"Is this really good? If you steal a child, you will be arrested, right?"

"Does that mean you want this monster to go home? What if he hurts the parents?"

What the liar said makes sense, what if the tree jumps over the wall in a hurry to drive out demons at home?With so many people in the community, it would be better to take him to a remote area.

"Are you sure you can knock the child out and take him away?"

"Of course, my stick has been used before. It has great lethality against monsters. Hit the head to ensure dizziness."

After finishing speaking, the liar took out a twenty-centimeter-long iron rod from the backpack he carried with him. A five-centimeter thick guy, even if he didn't consecrate it, he could knock people unconscious at once.

"Really? Is this thing so magical? Isn't this an iron rod that you, a liar, wouldn't just steal from any construction site?

He took the iron rod from the swindler's hand and fiddled with it repeatedly, but there was nothing special about it other than a little heavy accident.Finally, when I was about to return it, I suddenly tapped on the head lightly.

"It's nothing... special... don't... uh..."

Obviously I didn't use any force, but I still felt a strong sense of dizziness. I staggered a few steps, and then my eyes went dark, and I passed out.

"Hello? Little friend? Why are you so serious? How much strength did you use, why did you knock yourself out?"

Seeing the girl fainted on the ground, the old man raised his eyebrows, then knelt down and handed an empty mineral water bottle to the little boy beside him.

"Go to the bathroom quickly and pick up some children's urine, and I'll give you candy when it's full, remember?"

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"Cough cough cough cough cough! What is it that smells so strong!"

Strong anger filled my nasal cavity, and I was suddenly awakened, sitting up and subconsciously reaching out to touch my face, and then felt an unknown liquid.

"Child pee."