I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Fairy Liu turned on the speaker, and after the melodious start-up sound, a low-pitched sound also rang out.

"Welcome to this smart speaker."

Liu Lingyue asked: "Hi speaker, what's your name?"

The next moment, a humble voice replied, "Xiaopi."

"Hi Xiaopi, please play it because you are so beautiful." Liu Lingyue said again.

time passed by...

Finally, Xiaopi replied: "Can you sing, dance, rap and play basketball?"

Liu Lingyue: "???"

I'm just listening to music, why are you asking me this?

"No." Fairy Liu was very sincere.

"I can't do this and I can't do that, so why do you hear that you are so beautiful?"

Liu Lingyue: "!!!"

I'm talking just because you are so beautiful, what the hell are you so beautiful? !

"Choose a suitable playlist for the host, it's playing..."

"Ugly, babbling, can you not turn on the light..."

Liu Lingyue: "!!!"

Lin Qingyan: "???"

Xiaopi speaker: "Little friend, do you have a lot of question marks now?"

Chapter 97 You are standing in front of me, but I am playing the piano to the cow

Su Han came to the school, but he still didn't meet the big devil today.

Hey.

Another boring day.

When will I be able to use my straight male speaking skills + poisonous chicken soup collection + smug master rank + professional accountant.

Su Han fell into distress.

Because he found that he seemed to be too idle.

A day of class was spent in boredom, and today Su Han also read all the textbooks from the first to the third year of high school.

The photographic memory skill is so perverted.

Su Han felt that he had enriched himself a lot. This simple and unpretentious life as a top student was simply irritating.

However, for some reason, I didn't meet Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue all day today.

It seems that the two of them didn't come to school for some reason.

As for the reason, Su Han said that it has nothing to do with him!

When school was over, Su Han and Goudan left the school together, and when they came to the fork where the two separated, Su Han took out the speaker from his backpack.

"Goudan, this speaker is for you."

Looking at the speaker in the image of Wang Lufei in front of him, Goudan was very pleasantly surprised: "Where did you buy such a unique speaker?"

"Hey, why ask so many questions, I'll give you this speaker."

Putting the speaker into Goudan's hands, Su Han walked in the direction of Luting.

"It's weird." Goudan happily returned home with the speaker in his arms.

Today, Goudan Daddy went on a business trip again.

Goudan Mama is playing mahjong at Lao Li's house next door.

Goudan has long been used to the days when there is no one at home, and he doesn't need it anyway!

When I got home, I activated the speakers.

"The face binding is successful, nickname: Tie Zhu!"

After Goudan heard this voice, he was immediately unhappy.

"Can you change the voice of the female system, I'm not used to the male voice!"

"Who are you?" the speaker asked.

Goudan was immediately fascinated, the current speakers are so advanced?

Can I still chat with myself?

Without even thinking about it, Goudan said directly: "Your father!"

Then, the speaker replied directly: "Hey, my son!"

Goudan: "???"

Fuck, your speakers are taking advantage of me?

Goudan immediately became angry.

In what age, do people like this still exist?

"You bastard, believe it or not, I'll beat you to pieces?" Goudan threatened.

[You are the legendary grandma who doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love, and everyone beats you, right? 】

Goudan: "!!!"

"Fart, everyone loves me!"

Where did you hear this rumor from?

Who are you?

Wang Tiezhu!

In school, who doesn't know that I, Wang Tiezhu, play basketball and play three-pointers casually?

Why are you beating everyone?

Who can impress me?

This is not Goudan's blind self-confidence, but the truth, no one dares to touch himself!

But...

The answer from the cheap speaker put Goudan in a mess.

[I don't believe others say you are a SB, I don't think you can be as simple as a SB! 】

"You are going too far!"

[You are really different from those coquettish sluts outside, you are just a slut, not alluring at all. 】

???

At this moment, Goudan was completely messed up.

At the same time, he also broke out, and he just fought this speaker to the end!

"With all due respect, you are a hot chicken!"

[Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times, you really are a SB. 】

.....

In fact, Goudan is not the only place where this scene is happening. Downstairs in Su Han's house, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue's eyes were bloodshot.

Looking at the speaker in front of me, I can't wait to smash it flat!

Lin Xianzi gritted her teeth and said, "Can't you just say something nice?"

【Actually... I am your father! 】

"Ahhh!" Fairy Lin's hair was disheveled, and she kept rubbing her hair with her hands.

She broke down.

What is this thing in front of me?

Liu Lingyue was even more tired: "I beg you, please turn off the phone."

I wanted to go to school today, but the smart speaker brought by Su Han prevented me from going out.

because...

This speaker can fly!

As soon as I went out, it flew out, no matter how fast I ran, this guy could still find me.

It's just scary!

The point is, it can't be smashed!

Even if she smashed it with her own strength, she still couldn't break it!

Simply poisonous.

[Then why are you being polite?Since you are so polite, let me test you. The longest distance in the world is not between life and death. Do you know what it is? 】

Hearing this, Liu Lingyue's beautiful eyes regained a little luster.

finally...

Are you going to be normal?

"Yes...he is behind you?" Liu Lingyue asked uncertainly.

[No, the farthest distance in the world is when you are standing in front of me, but I am playing the piano against the cow. 】

Liu Lingyue: "Ahhh!"

"I can not stand it any more!"