I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Ever since Goudan got the cheap speaker, he has become a master of bullshitting directly, which is simply too much, and he is almost on par with himself.

Hey.

sad.

Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu, who hadn't seen each other for a month, looked at each other, and said, "Go to the capital!"

Shanghai, an international financial metropolis.

and.

The feasting and feasting in Shanghai is also very fun...

In addition, let this fat house experience the charm of women!

In order to make themselves more attractive, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu went to find Luo Li, and asked her for a chance to break through a small realm.

Now both of them are in the realm of the spleen god.

emmm...

That is, Yun Ran, who had been trying to force Su Han to sleep, left in despair, and followed Luo Li's buttocks, taking chances all the time.

Because she felt that she had no chance to succeed in the strategy...

The summary is: I am afraid of being beaten!

Yes, that's right!

I was scared by Su Han!

At the graduation party some time ago, Yun Ran came up with a dangerous idea, which was to get Su Han drunk and then force him to sleep!

But...

It wasn't until she drank more than a dozen bottles of wine that Su Hante actually drank water!

In desperation, Fairy Xiao Ran cornered Su Han again in the middle of the night.

because...

She broke through to the Shenzang of the Kidney, the last small realm of the Shenzang Realm.

She thinks she's doing it again...

Then...

There's no after that.

Su Han hit the steel hand + unicorn arm and made her lie down.

Not even a punch or a bumbler.

Hey...

An unpretentious life.

"Wow, wow!" Su Han replied happily.

Finally able to play.

No need to be tied down.

Su Han felt that the day had finally come to an end.

because...

My youth is back!

The two of them are back, and I have another chance to gain experience.

Fairy Lin had curved brows and smiled, "Then it's settled, the air ticket tomorrow morning~"

After finishing speaking, the two left Su Han's room.

Not long after the two left.

Su Han burst into cheers directly in the room: "Yo yo!"

End the game in a hurry and go downstairs.

Su Han saw his father and mother sitting on the sofa watching a romantic drama.

There was no nonsense, Su Han said directly: "Father, Mom, I'm going on a trip tomorrow!"

Su Long and Zhou Qing already knew about it.

because...

The two fairies came to ventilate them first, in case Su Han would disagree, and then someone would whisper in his ear.

Su Long and Su Han's mother looked at each other, then smiled and said, "Okay!"

The son is promising.

Hao Daer finally knows that he wants to go out with girls.

That's great!

"Should I transfer some money to you? After all, it costs money to go out with girls." Su Han's mother asked.

Su Han waved his hand: "No need!"

How much money would it cost to go out with them?

That's right!

Just rub this one, rub that one, maybe you can even get a Ferrari.

Su Han is also very clear about the wealth of the two of them.

How rich are monks?

Um...

Lin Qingyan's net worth can buy more than a dozen of her own family's wealth...

It's that rich.

After talking to his parents, Su Han started packing his clothes.

It's easiest for boys to go out and play.

One mobile phone, one charger, two sets of clothes, two pairs of socks, one pair of shoes...

OK, that's all.

Arrived at twelve o'clock.

Su Han turned on the system on time.

【opening...】

System: Iron Straight Man System.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Level: Late Foundation Establishment (26999/30000)

背包：爆笑卡*2、人工智能贾维斯源码*1、振金盾牌*1、任性斗篷、嘴贱音箱*1、无敌指甲钳*1、一瓶特殊的香薰*1、自欺欺人尺、性子香水*2、纳米内衣*1。

Steel value: 14000 (100 points increase 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience points.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation method column: (invincible exercise method [automatic training], instant unicorn arm [Dacheng], steel hand [Dacheng])

Attributes: Constitution: 699, Strength: 650, Speed: 740, Charm: 150 (maximum)

skill:

Meals: MAX (cooking is not active, thinking has problems).

English: MAX

Game: MAX

Coquettish position: MAX

One punch and one monster: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

.....

During this period of time, Su Han has also accumulated a lot of good things...

Um...

In fact, there are many more that have not been shown.

It's all pretty cheap.

Su Han felt that his system must be the Myriad Realms Stealing System...because a lot of things were said to be stolen from there...

Own...

Will I be beaten in the future?

Su Han fell into deep thought, because the system stole a lot of things.

There are even bath towels used by the Empress of Yaochi for sale!

It's just terrifying!

Isn't the empress of Yaochi the suzerain of those two old women?

I glanced at the system mall.

I found that none of the items refreshed today were good, but the Kidney Deficiency Pill, which hadn't appeared for a long time, was sold again.

This time, Su Han directly bought ten!

This thing is not too easy to sell.

Su Han earned hundreds of thousands of dollars based on the kidney deficiency potions that Jiezai sold for him alone.