I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

Even Su Han heard the panting in the distance...

Ok?

Can you do that in a bar?

However, after knowing what deal they were doing, Su Han took out his phone without hesitation...

"Crooked, uncle policeman? Someone sells white noodles at the bar!"

Do good deeds and never leave a name!

hang up the phone.

Seeing that this group of people were about to leave, Su Han thought for a while and said, "System, use the upgraded hilarious card for those people!"

Chapter 107 I, I am your father

As a patriotic young man, Su Han is obliged to destroy these pests.

By the way...

Wait, I heard that there is a reward for those who report selling white noodles.

How much is the reward?

At this moment, Su Han felt that he could do it again!

There is a reward for reporting, and it can also cause a fatal blow to these pests, why not do it? !

Su Han took out his phone directly.

Then I checked on the Internet, and sure enough, I found out that those who reported selling white noodles had a bonus of 50,000 yuan!

Su Han was starting to nod his head at this moment.

one, two...

So many!

Full of money taste!

[The upgraded hilarious card has been used successfully! 】

The upgraded hilarious card was bought by Su Han a few days ago, and it cost 200 steel value.

It took a full ten here!

Cleared the inventory immediately.

Having said that, Su Han still thinks it's worth it, not only having money, but also allowing himself to receive a pennant!

This kind of card is actually no different from the previous hilarious card.

only...

This function is a bit more domineering, no matter what you do, you will want to laugh out loud!

And still can't move.

This is simply a super big BUG!

When encountering someone who can't be beaten, Su Han directly throws a hilarious card over, and then...

It's Tsunade's turn to play!

"Mr. Yang, the transaction is completed, so let's go first." After the young man beat the yellow-haired Hu Bin, he clapped his hands and let out a breath.

The bald man also nodded: "Okay..."

"Hahaha!"

young people:"???"

Looking at the big bald man who burst out laughing suddenly, the young man felt dumbfounded.

shit.

What do you mean by being a monkey?

So brash?

The young man's expression darkened again, and he said, "Mr. Yang, are you laughing at me?"

He was wondering if this forced him to hear that his subordinates were taking advantage of him, so he thought it was funny.

hateful.

looking for shit!

The bald man was also surprised, and then said: "I didn't...hahahaha!"

He started laughing wildly again.

The young man's face became even more gloomy: "What the hell are you still...puh ha ha ha ha!"

The young man's gloomy face instantly broke, and he also began to laugh.

The subordinates of the two looked at me and you, all of them looked depressed.

"Boss...hehehehahahahaha!"

Just as one of the subordinates was about to speak, he immediately felt an uncontrollable smile rise, and then he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hahahaha!"

"Boss, don't...hahaha!"

"You have middle teeth...hahahaha..."

"It's poisonous... poof... poof..."

There were a total of ten people on both sides, and then they all started laughing wildly.

Lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, Hu Bin raised his head and saw these people laughing unscrupulously. He immediately felt extremely humiliated.

Grass!

Are you happy to hit me?

Laughing so happily?

"Boss, Mr. Zhang, I...I am your father...hahahaha!" Huang Mao just wanted to call them, but the power of the upgraded hilarious card plus an 'I am your father' card directly made him say nothing. speechless.

After saying that I am your father, he immediately started laughing.

The eyes of both sides fixed on him for a moment.

The killing intent couldn't be concealed, so he was almost hung up and beaten, and then thrown into the Huangpu River to feed the fish.

The bald man said calmly: "Hu Bin, you kid, don't think that if you give me your sister, I can make you so unscrupulous... Hahahaha!"

A group of social bigwigs can't be dignified even if they want to.

Laugh when you speak.

The same goes for young people: "Believe it or not, I'll skin you and feed you...hahahaha!"

Ten people laughed wildly on the spot.

People around them also seem to be attracted by their laughter.

All of a sudden, many young men and women gathered around, looking at the group of people pointing.

"Look, they look like dogs."

"That's right, I don't know what I'm laughing at, even if I play a sad song."

Hu Bin was lying on the ground, watching the people around him pointing at him, and suddenly felt that he couldn't hold back his face, and shouted directly: "Get out!"

"I'm so... I'm your father!"

"Hahaha!"

Onlookers: "???"

The men and women onlookers looked stunned, I'm going to trick you like a monkey, you are so arrogant.

Don't think that dyed yellow hair is really attractive!

"What did you just say?" A muscular man in a white vest came out and asked Hu Bin who was on the ground.

The yellow-haired Hu Bin was not afraid, and said directly: "I said... I am your father!"

"Hahaha!"

The big man in the muscular vest saw this thin yellow hair like a bamboo pole, how dare he be so arrogant, and dare to recognize him as his father?

How dare you laugh?

Immediately flew into a rage.

"I'll kill you bastard!!" The big man in the muscular vest jumped onto Huangmao, picked up Huangmao with his hands, and greeted him in the face with his big ears.

clap clap clap!

Seeing this scene, not only did the people around him not stop him, but they clapped their hands and applauded.

"Good fight, good fight!"

"Good fight, good fight!"

On this side, accompanied by laughter and Huangmao's scream of 'I am your father', everyone around him became interested.

Good guy!

I have never seen such a stubborn person.

On Su Han's side, the two fairies immediately remembered their own experiences when they saw this strange scene...

once.

They are just ordinary people in disguise.

but...

After spraying on the stinky perfume, he also started laughing inexplicably.