I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

However, the smiles on the faces of Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu suddenly froze.

grip...

Hold the grass!

Damn, bring this up again! ! !

Chapter 112 A Drop of Ecstasy Cool Cool Brand Essential Oil

The air was silent.

Fairy sighed.

Everyone's faces were stiff, and then, both of them remembered that the fear of being stinky perfume before was only matched afterward.

That's called a...

emmm...

Looking back now, both fairies could still have nightmares.

After the two of Lin Xianzi froze for a moment, they immediately screamed: "Ahh! Stop talking!"

"I'm wrong, it's okay!"

There was horror in the eyes of the two fairies.

Meow.

It's still live, you say it...

In the live broadcast room, countless monks were also silent for a moment, and then everyone burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, here we go again."

"Su Zhinan's shrimp and pork heart, this has not changed at all."

"It's already midnight, Su Zhinan is about to put away his supernatural powers, as long as your memory is good?"

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"I couldn't look directly at the stinky perfume that Su Zhinan gave to the two fairies, but...as soon as I saw the performance of those mortals, I immediately knew how good the smell was."

"Hey, what a big deal. If you really want to know what it smells like, just go and squat in those latrines for a while, and you will know what it smells like."

"Pfft, there's an inside smell."

In the live broadcast room, countless monks laughed like pigs. Originally, they disappeared for a month with Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue, and the live broadcast room was also suspended for a month. This incident was almost forgotten.

Now Su Han mentions it again, and immediately, the dusty memory comes up.

In the living room, Su Han looked at the appearance of the two Wangzai old women in front of him, and couldn't help scratching his head: "It's you who asked me to talk about the imagery."

"When you all smell bad, the imagery is the strongest."

Fairy Lin was about to cry, and begged: "Brother Xiaohan, I beg you, don't talk about it, just go back to your room and sleep."

Really.

"Yes, yes, go back to your room and sleep, it's almost dawn!" Fairy Liu begged.

You have always received supernatural powers, can't you?

Do you have to hit people like this?

Woo woo woo.

Su Han saw that the two dared to be himself, turned around and left, but still forced him in a low voice: "I am a person who has experienced the scene of a large-scale social death, and I still want to ask me how the picture feels, woman, it is strange !"

The whispered content was clearly heard by everyone.

Everyone is a monk, who can't hear you when you talk like that? !

The two fairies looked at each other, then nodded at the same time: "Sleep!"

Turn off the live broadcast.

The two fairies went back to their rooms.

Another heartbreaking day.

The good mood that was just established was instantly destroyed by Su Han, a dog man!

You are a real dog!

......

Go back to the room.

Su Han dried his hair, lay down on the big soft bed, and his consciousness entered the depths of his mind.

[Reward settlement in progress....]

[Successful reward settlement: Congratulations to the host, a total of 24 acts of straight male death were completed yesterday, reward: 10000 steel value, a box of cool brand Fengyoujing that is so cold that the scalp is numb! 】

Su Han was pleasantly surprised at the first sight of the reward.

Ugh.

Life should be so simple and unpretentious.

One trick every day, easy to harvest steel value, isn't all the real estate in the galaxy at your fingertips? !

Ok?

Sure enough, it's best to have this group of fairies who came to live broadcast and attack him.

You can bring yourself a rich net worth.

Without them, Su Han was almost in a hurry to go to the big devil to challenge him!

Well now, they're back!

Today's reward can be regarded as the richest one I have received this month, no...

More than the month since they disappeared!

A steel value of 10000 points!

Wipe away the drool.

Su Han looked at another reward with puzzled eyes, and asked, "System, this essential oil..."

Before the words finished, the system thoughtfully gave an answer.

[Introduction to props: Liangliang Brand Fengyoujing, this is a kind of Fengyoujing that can make people cool in place and explode into the sky with one drop. Will let you indulge in silky~]

hiss...

When Su Han saw the introduction of Fengyoujing, he immediately knew that he was not serious!

Um...

or?

Try?

It doesn't matter if you try it, Su Han is just afraid that if you try it yourself, you will die.

Butterfly butt...

Scalp tingling.

Shaking his head and throwing this terrible idea out of his brain, Su Han continued to shout: "System, open the personal attribute board."

【opening...】

System: Iron Straight Man System.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Level: Divine Treasure Realm - Divine Treasure of the Heart (mid-term)

背包：爆笑卡*2、人工智能贾维斯源码*1、振金盾牌*1、任性斗篷、嘴贱音箱*1、无敌指甲钳*1、一瓶特殊的香薰*1、自欺欺人尺、性子香水*2、纳米内衣*1。

Steel value: 23000 (100 points increase 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience points.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation method column: (invincible exercise method [automatic training], instant unicorn arm [Dacheng], steel hand [Dacheng])

Attributes: Constitution: 1406, Strength: 1755, Speed: 1740, Charm: 150 (maximum)

skill:

Meals: MAX (cooking is not active, thinking has problems).

Game: MAX

Coquettish position: MAX

One punch and one monster: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

.....

Um...

Ever since his attribute points became higher, Su Han discovered that his appetite is really big, but he can also make himself like an ordinary person.

After glancing at the data, Su Han didn't stop, and said directly: "Open the system mall."

Today's Shanghai is extremely hot and stuffy, but every time he opens the system mall, Su Han feels extraordinarily cool.

Why?

Because it can be exchanged for many good things.

As a human with the attributes of a squirrel hoarding nuts, filling his backpack is the happiest thing for Su Han.

Just like tonight, the cards for those people were all collected by myself.

You see, seemingly useless things are actually very useful!