I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

After a simple deal with the stomach.

Liu Lingyue suggested: "Brother Xiaohan, accompany us to Disneyland today."

Su Han: "???"

Su Han chuckled.

Just when I was about to speak, I heard Pikachu next to me yelling: "It's fine if you are ugly, but you think a lot. Didn't you see my dad's kidney deficiency?"

Really are.

Don't these women have any eyesight?

Didn't you see that my father is empty?

If you want to drag him to play, you simply don't want Bilian!

Su Han slammed Pikachu on the head, and said, "Shut up, don't hate everyone, I can't take care of you, your wild father!"

This is so special.

These are not ordinary people, but monks!

With one punch, you, an electric mouse, can't turn into a leaky mouse?

How arrogant.

Simply uneducated.

Seeing this fluffy thing being so cheap, Liu Lingyue laughed angrily, sneered, and said, "Sorry, I don't talk to ugly ones."

"But I will." Pikachu said without hesitation.

Liu Lingyue: "!!!"

In the live broadcast room of "The World Is Not Worth It", countless monks laughed like crazy.

"Hahaha, this pet is too cheap."

"It has a bit of talent like my dog ​​egg emperor."

"The mouth is first-class, and the success reminds me of the time when fairies were ruled by the mouth speakers."

"Where did Zhinan Su get the best?"

"I want a pet like this!"

Liu Lingyue was so pissed off by this cheap-mouthed Pikachu.

"You mouse, you are ugly as hell."

Pikachu didn't show any weakness, and said directly: "Compared to you and me, I'm still a little bit worse."

"After all, your appearance is somewhat similar to His Royal Highness Qiao!"

Su Han: "(*?ω?)"

What?

I didn't expect that your electric mouse has some aesthetics!

He even knew His Highness Qiao.

It's not easy.

Liu Lingyue was taken aback by Pikachu's words, Your Highness Qiao Biluo?

Who is that?

Seeing her puzzled gaze, Su Han coughed, and then explained: "That is a beautiful princess, this Pikachu is being humble."

"What?"

modesty?

It doesn't exist, this Pikachu is humiliating you.

But I don't say, hey, just play!

Hearing this, Liu Lingyue suddenly laughed: "Really?"

Su Han nodded seriously: "Really!"

"It's a mouse to lie to you!"

Su Han: ?(????)?

Forget it, it's still 4 more 8500 words.

Chapter 148 Jiezai: Shattering the Darkness with the Power of Thunder

Ok?

Pikachu: "???"

Am I just a mouse?

Wild dad what are you talking about?

Holding the bread, Pikachu ate a small mouthful, and glanced back and forth between Su Han's face and Liu Lingyue's face.

Of course, as a good pet, Pikachu also knows that he can't expose his wild father.

Otherwise, what is waiting for me will definitely be a severe beating!

As a pet with personality, but in front of Su Han, Pikachu has no temper.

No matter how Su Han dislikes it, it will not discharge.

But...

If it was Lin Qingyan and the others, Pikachu might be [-] volts for being unhappy!

"Is Your Highness Qiao beautiful?" Liu Lingyue asked happily.

This is the first time it has been praised.

Although it is a pet, why is Xiaozui so sweet?

Su Han glanced at the happy Liu Lingyue, and was a little hesitant about whether to tell her.

Before he could make a decision, Pikachu spoke first.

"Of course, it's beautiful, the really beautiful one!" Pikachu nodded.

Well, it's beautiful!

After eating the bread, Pikachu picked up another glass of milk, blew it habitually, and then slowly sucked it into his mouth.

Liu Lingyue looked at Su Han when she heard the words.

Su Han nodded slightly.

Immediately, those bright and big eyes curved into crescents, and said with a smile: "You are a real thing."

Pikachu: "???"

You are so unique.

The day passed quickly, and because Su Han was drained, today's group of four didn't go out to play anywhere.

Drained people...

Ha ha!

I still need to be supported when I walk.

........

That night.

In a five-star hotel in Shanghai.

In the luxury private room.

Jiezi was working hard against the air on the bed, and after 10 minutes, the battle was over.

"Elder sister, is it all right? It's been two days." Jiezi touched the sweat on his forehead and said out of breath.

This is so special.

Undead knight is not easy to be.

and...

I have already drank two doses of kidney tonifying potion, so I don't feel too sour.

Kidneys are squeezed to the brim.

Almost sucked the blood out.

"It's not bad, I can barely pass you." The disheveled cheongsam female ghost leaned against the bed, and smacked her mouth a little bit.

Um....

In these two days, she performed a total of 27 times!

Excluding Jiezi's time to eat, go to the bathroom, and go out for dinner with his father, the average time is more than forty minutes each time.

hiss...

Thinking about it this way, Jiezi's kidneys are so powerful!

Hearing the words "barely pass", a wry smile appeared on the corner of Jiezi's mouth: "I, I really don't have a single drop."

This is so special.

The leader of the Royal Knights is not as fierce as himself!

"Heh." Unexpectedly, the female ghost in cheongsam snorted, and the next moment, two more female ghosts in cheongsam appeared.

Both looks are pretty good.

The beauty that belongs to the oiran of Piaoxiangyuan, I think it is because I am too lonely...

Like this female ghost in cheongsam, she belongs to the type of snail bug.