I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"What are you looking at!"

Lin Qingyan: "???"

Why can't I see you?

You are just a pet, why do you speak so hard?

Fairy Lin was almost pissed off by this Pikachu.

Fairy Lin sneered and said, "Hehe, I can't look at you anymore, believe it or not, I'll beat you up!"

As he spoke, he made a movement of rolling up his sleeves.

Pikachu gave her a disdainful look, and the red circles on both sides of the cheeks flickered with electricity.

I, Pikachu, will still be afraid of you? !

School flower!

Is my [-] volts used to generate electricity? !

Liu Lingyue and Han Linger were sitting on the sofa holding a bottle of fat house water, watching the two of them cross-eyed.

Go to the play!

Anyway, a cultivator in the Divine Hidden Realm would not be electrocuted to death no matter what.

Just when the cross-eye between the two ended and they were about to launch an attack.

Several people heard the door opening.

Looking back, he saw Su Han standing at the door.

Seeing that Su Han came back, Pikachu restrained himself instantly, then hopped up to Su Han with two short legs, jumped up, and jumped into Su Han's embrace.

"Father Wild, you're back!" Pikachu said happily.

Su Han looked at Pikachu's appearance.

Um...

Whose gene did this Pikachu inherit?

Why such a bitch!

Su Han's face darkened, and he reprimanded: "Pikachu, who taught you to do this?"

This pet can't do without a lesson.

Pikachu looked aggrieved, and said: "This ugly guy keeps pinching my face and letting me play ball with her. I don't like it, so I closed the door and pinched her head when she was out of the room."

He swears.

It's really none of his business.

Everything is caused by this ugly guy!

Who made her pinch herself all the time.

Originally, Pikachu had a crush on them because of his cheap mouth, but...

play ball?

The last thing Pikachu likes to play with is balls!

Moreover, this woman pinched her own face!

unacceptable!

Looking at the lovely and pitiful Pikachu, countless female monks' hearts melted in the live broadcast room of "The World Is Not Worth It".

"Fairy Lin is going too far, forcing such a cute pet."

"That's right, even forced to play ball!"

"Get on Pikachu!"

Although the appearance of Pikachu is somewhat inexplicable, everyone still likes this furry, mean-speaking pet.

Moreover, in front of Su Han, Pikachu looked particularly cute.

Don't dare to be presumptuous at all.

Seeing what Pikachu said, Su Han also asked: "Is what Pikachu said true?"

Immediately, Lin Xianzi's face showed embarrassment.

Really special!

She just likes to pinch Pikachu's face, it's so fluffy and cute, but the words are a bit cheap.

Seeing Lin Qingyan's reaction, Su Han knew it.

This is real!

Sighing, Su Han put Pikachu down, and said, "Do you know that next time you can't bully someone?"

Pikachu nodded: "I see, wild father!"

Seeing Su Han teaching Pikachu a lesson, Lin Qingyan gave him a provocative look.

snort!

Did you see, the dog man still loves me a lot!

You were just an accident!

Even Liu Lingyue and Han Linger were surprised that Su Han would teach this Pikachu a lesson.

However, Su Han's next words turned the three of them into petrification instantly.

"If you meet those bad guys next time, use electricity directly, one hundred thousand volts, understand?"

Pikachu blinked at Su Han with small eyes.

"Father, you are teaching me to do bad things!"

As a Pikachu, wouldn't he know how powerful a hundred thousand volts is?

If one hundred thousand volts is applied to a person for three seconds, the person will turn into coke within three seconds...

This...

The speaker has the heart, and the listener has the heart.

Um...

Pikachu silently remembered the matter in his heart.

I see!

At this moment, the time limit for the Dali Pill expired.

Su Han was originally full of strength, but at this moment he collapsed in an instant.

puff.

Su Han fell down again!

Seeing this sudden scene, several people were dumbfounded.

Lin Qingyan: "..."

Liu Lingyue: "..."

Han Linger: "..."

Pikachu: (??っ??)

Looking at the wild father lying in front of him, a batch of grass mud horses flashed in Pikachu's heart.

Pikachu bounced away a little bit, and then said: "Dad, I told you, you really don't have to be so polite, every time you see me, you have to bow all over, I... I'm afraid my life will be lost what!"

Su Han: "!!!"

"Fuck off!"

Su Han cursed secretly.

What the hell, no matter what, my legs are weak and I can't stand still.

What are you talking about, you sand sculpture Pikachu?

Ugh.

Such a cheap pet, Su Han is still very tired, why?

Of course it's because...

Every time I see him, I always fall unexpectedly.

It's just too much!

How many times has it happened!

In the live broadcast room, the 35 billion monks who watched the live broadcast burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

"Laughing to death, Su Zhinan, who is majestic and yyds, actually fell on a pet."

"Pikachu: You don't know, I'm panicking now."

"Pikachu is a god beyond yyds!"

"A pet that can bear Su Zhinan's three worships is simply terrifying!"

Lin Qingyan came over and helped Su Han up.

When they came to the sofa, Fairy Liu and Fairy Ling'er hurriedly made room for him to lie down.

Lin Qingyan suppressed a smile and said, "Brother Xiaohan, why are you getting weaker and weaker?"

This is really false.

Two days ago, my legs were trembling, but now I just fell down.

What does this mean?

Su Han was squeezed very badly!