I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

As a result, in the fifth season, it seems that I am about to be promoted to a core disciple, as long as I complete the strategy of this dog man!

But...but...

Fairy Lin was about to cry.

Damn, don't you just say something when you want to go to the toilet? You insist on me following!

Lin Xianzi found that the little tricks she had prepared for chasing men were completely useless!

and many more...

There is another trick!

just...just...

Gritting her teeth, Lin Qingyan secretly made a decision, so be it!

After Su Han came out, the two continued to walk in the mall.

Seeing Su Han's expressionless face, like a ruthless shopping machine, Lin Xianzi felt angry, but she endured it for her own strategy mission.

"Brother Xiaohan." Came to a passageway with few people, Fairy Lin stopped and shouted.

Seeing her stop, Su Han wondered, "What's wrong?"

"Well, brother Xiaohan, I'm a little bit..." Fairy Lin murmured, and just about to speak, she heard the sound of a couple nearby arguing.

"Tell me clearly, what is our relationship now?"

The boy stood in front of the girl and said, "You are my girlfriend, what does it matter if I am your boyfriend?"

The girl glared and said, "You're a straight man! Then I've been implying that my mouth is dry and my mouth is dry, but you don't do anything!"

"So be it..."

After finishing speaking, the girl turned around angrily and was about to leave, but was grabbed by the boy.

Wall bang!

The boy's sudden domineering action made the girl startled, and then she understood, she closed her eyes slightly and pursed her mouth.

"Come on... come on."

Under the girl's expectant and nervous eyes, the boy also pouted...

But the next operation directly shocked Su Han, Lin Qingyan, and the monks in the live broadcast room.

"he tui!"

Su Han: "..."

Studio:"???"

Lin Qingyan: "...???!!!"

Chapter 20 Every time I see you, I have a special feeling

Seeing this boy's behavior, everyone was not only shocked, but also felt awesome.

But then there was a mad rush of nausea.

The girl's face was confused by the unexpected hetui, and her face, which was about six or seven points high, was full of shock and disbelief.

"You...you...you..." After a long time, the girl pointed at the boy with trembling fingers.

The boy looked disdainful: "What are you, I just ate two servings of stinky tofu and you want me to kiss you?"

"Eat your saliva!"

"what!"

What follows is a scene of the two wrestling together.

In the live broadcast room, the monks spoke out one after another.

"Damn, what a straight guy, what a dick!"

"Why is the painting style of this season so strange!"

"My mouth is dry, why don't you do anything!"

"Ouch, I'm sorry, I vomit first as a respect."

"Okay... so amazing."

All the monks were disgusted by this scene, what the hell, straight men are not as straight as you.

Even a straight man of steel is not as tough as the buddy in front of him!

Su Han also looked back in shock, then twisted off the bottle cap and took a sip of mineral water, asking, "What did you want to say just now?"

"Huh? No, nothing."

Lin Qingyan's face turned pale when she saw him drinking water.

She wanted to say that she was a little thirsty just now, and then asked him to drink the same bottle of water.

but...

If I say it now, I'm afraid my end will be no different from that girl next to me, right?

because...

Su Han is also a straight man!

Lin Qingyan was completely stunned by this outburst.

The whole person is completely stupid.

Su Han nodded: "Oh, let's go, don't you still want to buy something?"

After saying this, he left the aisle.

There was still noise from inside.

And Lin Qingyan didn't dare to mention the matter of drinking water anymore, for fear that Su Han would make such a fuss for herself.

"Hahaha, you can see that Fairy Lin's face has turned pale."

"Fairy Lin just wanted to be like that girl, right?"

"No, no, no?"

"What happened to Fairy Lin this season? Has she, who used to be pure and pitiful, become so pitiful now?"

"I don't know why, but I kind of want to see the scene where Fairy Lin is being raped by Su Zhinan."

When the people in the live broadcast room saw Lin Qingyan's snow-white little face with fright, everyone burst out laughing.

This plan was killed in the cradle before it was implemented.

The point is... this is not the first time!

The two continued to stroll around the mall, during which time Lin Qingyan didn't have any ambiguous thoughts, so she could only buy a bunch of things obediently.

Then because of the high consumption, the mall also said that it could deliver the goods to her door for free.

"Have you finished shopping? Then let's go home." Su Han asked after watching her pay the bill.

What are mom and dad thinking, this is obviously a rich woman from a wealthy family, why do I need to rush to pay for it myself!

Lin Qingyan became anxious immediately after hearing this.

play?

I am dressed so formally today, not because it is so simple to buy something with you.

Her brain was running fast, and suddenly, Fairy Lin had another plan, so she said, "Brother Han, let's go for a stroll outside."

Su Han: "???"

It's summer, the weather is more than [-] degrees outside, you want me to go shopping with you?

Fuck you!

Su Han vomited wildly in his heart, and refused without hesitation: "I don't want it, such a hot weather."

"How about I buy you a new computer? Why don't you go shopping with me~" Fairy Lin, who is a sister-in-law, said in a coquettish tone.

The little hand unconsciously grabbed Su Han's arm and shook it.

When people around saw this scene, they were envious. After all, who would reject such an attractive girl?

Hateful!

Little white face!

This is a common thought in the minds of the young men around, because in their view, Su Han is just a bad guy, after all, the girls said to buy him a computer!

"I hate it, why is the person next to this girl not me, I don't need to charge!"

Want to buy yourself a computer?

Su Han's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he asked, "How much is it?"

"Within 50,000 yuan!" Lin Qingyan was tired. This straight man was really interested in order to catch him.

Fortunately, as a monk in the world of cultivating immortals, I can sell a lot of money if I take some worthless things like gold and sell them in the world.

With some operations, the net worth can be considered to be tens of millions.

A proper rich woman in the world!

50,000 yuan is still affordable!

After Su Han heard this, he suddenly felt that the little girl in front of him was not so annoying anymore.

"The 50,000 yuan computer is not important at all, what is important is that I want to go shopping with you." Su Han patted his chest and said in a humble way.

"Straight man is a real hammer!"

"Was Zhinan Su a steel man in his previous life? Otherwise, why would he be so straight?"

"It doesn't matter whether the weather is hot or not. The main reason is that Su Zhinan wants to go shopping with Fairy Lin. It's not because of the computer at all, no!"

Lin Qingyan sneered inwardly.