I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

"It's a crime." Su Long groaned inwardly.

Let's end it quickly.

Let's start school soon.

Suhan University applied for Jinling University, which has always had a good reputation in China.

In fact, Su Han can go to the University of Science and Technology of China.

but...

He chose Jinling University when he learned that he was being broadcast live by these people from the world of cultivating immortals.

For him, it doesn't matter where he studies.

Anyway, excellent professional knowledge.

Su Han is a science major, so he signed up for the Physics Department of Jinling University, majoring in optics and quantum mechanics, and has many majors...

Su Han still likes things about technology.

Otherwise those articles would not have been published.

Seeing his father's face becoming stiffer a little bit, Su Han's smile became even brighter.

"Father, do you miss me?"

Su Long:?

Miss you.

Su Long sneered and said, "What a big boy, of course Dad misses you."

"I want to roll as far as you can!"

Hearing this, Su Han became even more brilliant.

While speaking, Su Han directly pulled the fast-forward bar, and came to the part where Su Long was talking.

Then the caring mother at the side translated: "Mom, Dad's mouth shape means: I really regret not being more chic back then."

Su Han's mother:? ? ?

Good guy!

I dare to say that I delayed your unrestrained chicness back then.

Hearing this translation, the misunderstanding was already deep, but now it is even deeper.

Swish!

Her eyes were on Su Long for a moment, and Su Han's mother paused every word: "What's the matter, did I make you lose face?"

Hearing this voice without any emotion, Su Long was frightened into a cold sweat.

shit.

This kid can read lips?

I just beeped a little blindly, so ruthless!

Su Long decided.

Find a chance to drag this kid out and bury him.

"Darling, I, I didn't, I just drank too much, and I'm just bragging."

Su Long waved his hands again and again, directly denying it.

I dare not deny them all.

only to blame...

I drank too much.

Su Han's mother sized him up suspiciously, "Are you sure?"

Su Long kept nodding: "Of course!"

Explanation.

After all, it is useless.

The last thing to do is to admit your mistakes seriously, and correct them when you know your mistakes, so that you can coax your Darling well.

The atmosphere was supposed to be harmonious.

But...

The next moment, under the shocked eyes of everyone.

Su Han suddenly released a piece of audio.

"Knife, knife, knife, what kind of knife is that?

Knives, knives, knives, butcher's knives

One knife, one knife, one knife, one knife makes people old

My young bird has flown away~"

Everyone was shocked when they heard the song they sang drunk in the KTV before.

Su Long: (╬◣д◢)

Fairy Lin: (〃''▽''〃)

Fairy Liu: (〃?-ω?)

All the people who were lucky enough to hear the original singing of this song were shocked.

The words of tiger and wolf in this song are still fresh in people's memory.

Su Long turned his head, eyes like knives, fixedly staring at Su Han's handsome smiling face.

Look at this handsome boy who is somewhat similar to himself.

At this moment, Su Long just wants to draw out the seven wolves he loves, and teach this guy a good lesson!

Yes, that's right!

However, facing the murderous eyes of his dear daddy.

Su Han: ヽ(?ω??メ)

Yo, Dad, does it sound good!

Hearing the tiger wolf lyrics, Su Han's mother's face darkened again.

"Very good, so you reminded me a long time ago that your pure little bird has already flown away!"

After finishing speaking, Su Han's mother turned and walked into the bathroom.

Find the washboard that hasn't been used for a long time.

Seeing this scene, the two fairies Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue said, "Uncle and Auntie, we're going back first, we're a little tired."

"Well, good." Su Han's mother showed another bright and peaceful smile.

But when he turned his head, it was cold again.

well.

This is old and not serious!

"Go, come in with me!"

Seeing this, Su Long was completely depressed.

Fine.

In the live broadcast room of "The World Is Not Worth It", countless monks burst into laughter seeing this scene.

"Haha, I just got home and saw Father Su being punished."

"The mood immediately improved."

"Hiss... What Su Zhinan said is indeed the truth, as expected, happiness is based on the pain of others!"

"This family is really happy. I really like this atmosphere. When I saw my son, I just slapped him on the head!"

"Offering a reward for a low-grade spirit stone, begging for this song sung by Papa Su!"

Only a happy atmosphere can make people let go of tension and relax.

I watched my father and mother go back to the room.

In fact, Su Han didn't really want to trick this old man.

just because of...

Su Han understands his father's body, if he drinks without restraint, he will really suffer from those diseases.

Such as cirrhosis of the liver and stomach disease and so on.

It's not that Su Han cursed him.

but true.

In the past, when Su Long was young, in order to gain more opportunities to climb up, it was common for Su Long to socialize and get drunk.

In middle age.

He also started to have some problems with his body.

A few years ago, Su Han saw Su Long secretly go to the hospital for an examination, and when he came back, he watched him throw the examination report into the trash can.

Su Han followed and picked it up, and found that it was the doctor's advice.

Can't drink too much anymore.

If you drink it again, diseases such as liver cirrhosis will really come.

Therefore, Su Han didn't tell his mother, but every time he saw his father drinking, he secretly complained.

Sighed.

The whole daddy is not about making yourself happy.