I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

He seems to say that I have kidney deficiency!

hiss.

Su Long instantly straightened his body, and his legs stopped shaking.

Go straight to Pikachu, grab his ear and walk to the dining table.

"Who the hell is your grandfather, I'm your wild father!"

Pikachu: "???"

Me, why do I have so many fathers?

Seniority is messed up!

......

After breakfast, Su Long and Su Han's mother also went to work.

After eating and drinking enough, Hun Ziran returned to his room with the food and continued to play the game.

I have money in my pocket.

Hunzi also assembled a computer worth 10 yuan.

Hearing this news, Su Han salivated enviously.

One hundred thousand!

Back home, life is also very boring.

Glancing at Pikachu, Su Han said directly: "Pikachu, you go to the second floor to play with An Ran, I'm going out."

Pikachu was very confused.

but...

Thinking of the air-conditioning at home and the sultry weather outside, Pikachu immediately felt relieved.

Nod: "OK!"

Arrange these.

Only then did Su Han go out satisfied.

Doggy is back.

Su Han walked directly towards his house, and boarded a taxi in two steps.

Come to Goudan's house.

Su Han knocked on the door and walked in directly.

The door is not locked.

As soon as he entered Goudan's house, Su Han heard Goudan's voice coming from the living room.

"Silly beep speaker, can you be a little bit louder?" Goudan said cursingly.

The voice from the Zuijian speaker that I haven't heard for a long time: "The rain has stopped, the sky has cleared up, and you think you can do it again."

Goudan: "???"

Su Han walked quietly to the living room, and saw Goudan staring at the speaker.

After a few seconds, the mouthy speaker said again: "What are you looking at, it's not like I haven't seen you acting like a dog."

Goudan:! ! !

"I'm so called being gentle with girls, no one else will say that I'm gentle as a dog! You know a lot!"

Goudan was so angry.

No matter how long I bicker with the cheap speaker or how long I study, I still can't let the cheap speaker be deflated.

"Really? Then everyone is so kind to you, talk about your strengths in person, and talk about your shortcomings behind your back."

Goudan scratched his hair, his eyes were crazy, looking at the speaker with the image of Wang Lufei in front of him was very unpleasant, it's so cheap!

But...

He likes it again.

Because you can learn a lot...

After looking at it for a long time, Goudan said quietly to Zuijian's speaker: "I think, sooner or later, I will get sick from your anger."

"I don't want to know you're sick, but please don't make it so obvious?"

Ha ha!

Goudan laughed angrily.

"Forget it, successful people like me don't want to talk to you."

As a human being, a normal human being!

How can you be angry with a speaker!

It's not worth it.

But this time, it seemed to be different, the mouth-cheep speaker actually agreed with Goudan's statement.

"Yes, you are successful!"

Goudan: "???"

really?

Do you really think I'm successful, you cheap speaker?

It is conceivable that Goudan is so happy when he hears him praise himself for the first time after he has hated it for so long.

This is a moment of success that spans the century!

However, at the next moment, Goudan's hard-won smile froze when he said the cheap speaker's words.

"Really, as a typical failure, Goudan, you are really successful!"

Dog egg: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"I, I just found something to dig a hole and bury you!"

Seeing this scene, Su Han standing outside the living room couldn't help but want to laugh.

dog eggs.

You are so brave.

It turns out that this is the reason why you can make rapid progress in raising the bar, and even vaguely compete with me!

In learning this aspect.

I, Su Han, would like to call you the cheapest bitch!

Chapter 158 Do You Know the Difference Between You and Shit?

Watching the conversation between Goudan and Zuijian speaker.

Today, following Su Han, the live broadcast of "The World Is Not Worth It" also successfully captured the famous scene of Goudan.

A group of monks laughed unkindly.

"Hahaha."

"My boss will always be my boss, and that's what he can bear."

"It's this speaker again. I still remember Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu before, but they were successfully defeated by this speaker whose mouth is so loud that it makes people collapse."

"Goudan must be making rapid progress now!"

"I just don't know, can a dog who has undergone hell mode training be able to confront Su Zhinan head-on?"

Su Han couldn't see the chat in the live broadcast room, and neither could Goudan.

Seeing Goudan wanted to bicker with the cheap speaker, Su Han, who watched for a few minutes, couldn't help coughing: "Ahem."

This cough successfully brought Goudan back to reality.

Look back.

Goudan saw his brother Han.

"Brother Han, you're back?" Goudan was a little surprised.

"I just came back last night." Su Han nodded.

Goudan was about to go to the refrigerator to get two bottles of drinks, but he heard Zuijian speak again: "Don't run so fast, no one will grab shit from you!"

Su Han: "???"

Good guy.

I'm straight up a good guy.

How dare you treat me when you see me?

Su Hanqi smiled, and said directly: "Do you know the difference between you and shit?"

"The difference is that shit is to drive people away, but you eat shit and talk to scare people away."

Mouth speaker: "???"

Three big question marks suddenly appeared on the smart display.

"You are..." Su Han continued before the speaker could speak.

"Don't talk, because I don't understand. In other people's eyes, it is a very stupid thing for me to quarrel with pigs!"

Loud speaker:! ! !

"Hehe, you speak so loudly, do you want to prove that you have swallowed the trumpet down your throat?"

Are you going to beat me up?

However, Su Han sneered, and said quietly: "Do you think I speak too loudly? Don't you know that you shout at dogs?"